I find the style of your post very entertaining.
Anyway, the downloading, that would go for all other candidates right? If not more, because
a) older Stones fans are less liable to download stuff, new artists seldomly have older fans;
b) Stones records are meant to be collected in a way, records of artists that are bound to be forgotten soon don't have this value.
So there, the downloading can hardly be the problem.
It won't get much cheaper either. My copy was 12 Euros.