ahhh - the band introductions, you mean?
and what Dannyboy thought was Keith and his mum is Ronnie saying "old bum's rush Jagger"?
just from memory, isn't it something like this?
"shall we introduce the band? [Ronnie: yeah all right] -
Billy, where's Billy? Billy's gone -
Ollie Brown is open for offers; not exactly up for grabs, but open for offers -
Charlie's open to himself MAYBE -
Bill Wyman just wants to take photographs of the girls' legs -
Ronnie Wood's gay [Ronnie: yeah and old Bum's Rush Jagger here] -
Keith of course is completely straight"
"What do you want - what?!"
- Keith