How You Know the Stones aren't a Canadian Band . . .
Date: September 11, 2005 23:05
10. No songs about beer.
09. No Canadian musician who got busted for possession of H would get off with giving a free concert for the blind, he'd still be in jail.
08. While they might make it big at home, they'd be unheard of in the rest of the world (see Tragically Hip).
07. "Forty Licks" woulda been called Forty Pucks.
06. No Canadian band could last 43 years, hell that's almost as old as the country itself.
05. No songs about hockey, (One Hit To the Body, excepted).
04. Margaret Trudeau only appears on one album cover (see Undercover)
03. No matter how good they got, no band member would ever be knighted.
02. Mick's & Keith's parents woulda named them Doug & Bob.
01. They love Toronto.