I should have known it.....I know it!!!

why don't you post a picture of your cock?
That'd make me laugh.....

maybe you'll cry...

nah, I'll laugh, I promise....

I think maybe Jostorm has turned into a radical feminist and is calling the shots back home. Her husband is trembling with fear and cannot perform too well in bed. You are so vulgar. You little trashmouth.

That's him - Cock A Doodle Do - or as we say in German: Kickericki (don't know how to spell it, lol!)

I originally wanted to post another picture - but all the images I found when searching for "cock" were disgusting.

Nah, Ranksweetie, I'm way post-feministic, I do wear my bra and try and have dinner on the table and his slippers in hand when my husband comes home ....
So why don't you post a picture of YOUR cock?
Just give me ten seconds while I get my electronmicroscope out of the cupboard....honestly, it's ok, I'm a vet and used to seeing tiny ones....

Lorenz: but yours is rather cute...(Kikeriki, zumindest in meinen Kinderbuechern...)

The one and only inspector De Cock ("with cee-oh-cee-kay")!!!

Horrible crap that series.

Jo, you are right. It's Kikeriki - I looked it up in the dictionary...
Good to see that you are still around. I feared that you might have left IORR.

Limbo: you've got way to much free time on your hands.........

Well, you either type and surf or chat before going to sleep or play with your inspector.

Tomorrow is an early day for me as well don't worry...

Sorry, too late, that's your chance gone, Rank!

I'm off to beds Boys, you know what it's like, demanding husband, five times a night only if I'm lucky, but I do make an effort of being the perfect housewife, what can you do?...sigh.....

Limbo: very sexy your Mr Cock! His name and face explain at length why we don't get that series in the UK....(made me laugh, though...)

Lorenz: No, I'm still here, but rarely get inspired to add my one cent's worth....Where's Kent?

> five times a night only if I'm lucky

was that:
a) five times a night only, if I'm lucky
b) five times a night, only if I'm lucky

Jo - Kent is working all day long to afford some Stones shows in 2006!
But I keep him up to date with emails :-)

a)

go to bed and give me a break already

night-night

Jostorm: I think it's just fabulous that women slightly over 40 still have an active and fulfilling sex life.

from the pov of a 15 yr old??

Aren't we all having fun here? OK. New rule: Nobody can have fun without me anymore on this forum.

JumpingKentFlash

Ok, new rule - Right, Kent! Welcome back. Anyway, gotta serve them kids some dinner. See you
(in Denmark in July, remember)!

Oh I remember for sure Bro. We're gonna have a great time. I hope you like cheap vodka mixed with soda or juice. We will drink lots of that. You might as well (get juiced ) start smoking cigarettes too.

JumpingKentFlash

G. the Cock Wrote:
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> I should have known it.....I know it!!!


Erh this is...Cock Sucker Blues!

Are you ready.... Here´s mine -


Little Red Rooster

In Holland, a popular dish is halve a cock with fries.

hmmm......sounds really chewy!

Well, if it's fresh from the grill and really juicy and fat, it's delicious.

But they turn stale in no time.