Dealers and Junkies
Date: May 16, 2005 14:42
Well, I've been reading all the posts about ticket prices, and it's occurred to me that perhaps the Stones relationship with their fans is not unlike the relationship between a drug dealer and his customers.
Ever see the James Bond film Live And Let Die? What is Mr. Big's plan for world domination? It is to give away free smack. Until all his competitors are put out of business while the number of addicts worldwide doubles or triples or whatever. Then he will begin to market HIS dope, at vastly infalted prices.
I'm sure the Stones never had this kind of evil master plan in mind, but it sure has turned out that way hasn't it?
While all those stadium shows in '89, '94 and '97 were not free, the tickets were pretty reasonable. Millions of people attended, and got hooked on the euphoric feeling that only a live Stones show can provide.
Then they turned the screws. $150 in '99. $300 in '02. $450 in '05. And we keep paying, because we need that fix. We need to experiece again that euphoric feeling, recreate that greatest night of our lives we had so long ago.
And as far as putting the competition out of business, think about this:
With all the money you're forking over to the Stones this year, will there be anything left to buy tickets to see anyone else? Robert Plant is touring. Pretty cheap tickets, too. But if all your money is tied up in Stones tickets, too bad. Robert loses and so do you. And forget taking a chance on seeing someone you're just a casual fan of. Can't afford that. Not anymore.
Maybe it would be worth it if each time I paid more, I got to see them in a smaller venue. You know, $100 for a stadium, $300, for an arena, $500 for a theatre, $1000 for an intimate club, $2,000,000 for my backyard patio (just kidding), but it hasn't worked out like that. Each time I pay more for the same old stadium shit. Don't get me wrong, no one puts on a stadium show like the Stones (unless maybe Pink Floyd returns), but we've seen it all before. No longer what I like to call a Life Enhancing Experience.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2005-05-16 15:38 by tatters.