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Awesome. My wife would like one of those I'm sure. It might be big enough to cover her ever enlarging ass.

I sincerely hope your wife is not a reader of this forum.

She's not. The Stones are not good enough for her.

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It is actually called a "blanket scarf". I emailed the pic to my GF thinking she would be ammused: "Yeah, it's a blanket scarf..so?"

It is officially a thing.

Ironic... I know a thin person with a skinny ass who uses a blanket scarf on a cot as a scarf-blanket



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She's not. The Stones are not good enough for her.

Jeez spsimmons, for your sake I hope you are right, else you may find she thinks the same about you!

Yes. I absolutely would say "big ass ass". That's nothing more than a really big ass. I'd also say big ass tits, fake ass tits, stinky ass pussy, hairy ass pussy, and of course fine ass, tits and ass.

I think 'ass scarfs' are a popular item this Christmas, great in the cold weather for you frigid tushy.

Who cares if Lenny's happens to have a 'big' ass scarf?

Lenny Kravitz has a big-ass scarf........

Geeeeeeeez hope he don't go checkin' the trans-oil while da-motors runnin' ...AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



ROCKMAN

He musta stolen it from Lurch.

..and so have I :



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Lenny Kravitz has a big-ass scarf........

Geeeeeeeez hope he don't go checkin' the trans-oil while da-motors runnin' ...AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Or ride a bike and have that puppy get caught in the chain...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Mick Jagger got some big-ass lips. Mick Jagger's lips so big, black people be goin': 'He got some big-ass lips!'

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Lenny Kravitz has a big-ass scarf........

Geeeeeeeez hope he don't go checkin' the trans-oil while da-motors runnin' ...AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Or ride a bike and have that puppy get caught in the chain...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

or take an elevator (lift) and get that stuck in the doors. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!

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Lenny Kravitz has a big-ass scarf........

Geeeeeeeez hope he don't go checkin' the trans-oil while da-motors runnin' ...AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Or ride a bike and have that puppy get caught in the chain...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

or take an elevator (lift) and get that stuck in the doors. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!

OR be making a smoothie, and get that stuck in the blender. AIKKKKKKKKKKKK!

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Lenny Kravitz has a big-ass scarf........

Geeeeeeeez hope he don't go checkin' the trans-oil while da-motors runnin' ...AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Or ride a bike and have that puppy get caught in the chain...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

or take an elevator (lift) and get that stuck in the doors. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!

OR be making a smoothie, and get that stuck in the blender. AIKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Or be standing too close to traffic and get it caught on a passing bus AAAAAACCCCKK!!

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Lenny Kravitz has a big-ass scarf........

Geeeeeeeez hope he don't go checkin' the trans-oil while da-motors runnin' ...AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Or ride a bike and have that puppy get caught in the chain...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

or take an elevator (lift) and get that stuck in the doors. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!

OR be making a smoothie, and get that stuck in the blender. AIKKKKKKKKKKKK!

... Or switch on the garbage disposal in his shiny kitchen... GRRRRRRR!

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Lenny Kravitz has a big-ass scarf........

Geeeeeeeez hope he don't go checkin' the trans-oil while da-motors runnin' ...AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Or ride a bike and have that puppy get caught in the chain...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

or take an elevator (lift) and get that stuck in the doors. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!

OR be making a smoothie, and get that stuck in the blender. AIKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Or be standing too close to traffic and get it caught on a passing bus AAAAAACCCCKK!!

Or be sitting on the toilet, and flushing before getting up...AGUGUGUGUGUH!!!!

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Lenny Kravitz has a big-ass scarf........

Geeeeeeeez hope he don't go checkin' the trans-oil while da-motors runnin' ...AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Or ride a bike and have that puppy get caught in the chain...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

or take an elevator (lift) and get that stuck in the doors. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!

OR be making a smoothie, and get that stuck in the blender. AIKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Or be standing too close to traffic and get it caught on a passing bus AAAAAACCCCKK!!

Or be sitting on the toilet, and flushing before getting up...AGUGUGUGUGUH!!!!

or be sitting on a toilet in Australia, and go down in the opposite direction OYYYYYYYY!!!

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Lenny Kravitz has a big-ass scarf........

Geeeeeeeez hope he don't go checkin' the trans-oil while da-motors runnin' ...AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Or ride a bike and have that puppy get caught in the chain...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

or take an elevator (lift) and get that stuck in the doors. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!

OR be making a smoothie, and get that stuck in the blender. AIKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Or be standing too close to traffic and get it caught on a passing bus AAAAAACCCCKK!!

Or be sitting on the toilet, and flushing before getting up...AGUGUGUGUGUH!!!!

Or when he's getting it on with a lady, accidentally get it wrapped around his dick... CARPET BURNED..

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Lenny Kravitz has a big-ass scarf........

Geeeeeeeez hope he don't go checkin' the trans-oil while da-motors runnin' ...AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Or ride a bike and have that puppy get caught in the chain...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

or take an elevator (lift) and get that stuck in the doors. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!

OR be making a smoothie, and get that stuck in the blender. AIKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Or be standing too close to traffic and get it caught on a passing bus AAAAAACCCCKK!!

Or be sitting on the toilet, and flushing before getting up...AGUGUGUGUGUH!!!!

Or when he's getting it on with a lady, accidentally get it wrapped around his dick... CARPET BURNED..

Or have one of us pranksters walking too close behind him constantly saying "oops sorry Lenny didnt mean to step on your blanket scarf " , "oops sorry Lenny didnt mean to step on your blanket scarf, again " , "oops sorry Lenny didnt mean to step on your blanket scarf, again " , "oops sorry Lenny didnt mean to step on your blanket scarf, again " ETCETCETCETCETCETC!!!

Maybe it´s a normal scarf and he is a very small man

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Maybe it´s a normal scarf and he is a very small man

MYSTERY SOLVED!!!
He is simply a small ass person...
oops sorry, I meant to say little person.

Maybe he bought it in size "XXXXXXXL" because he's planning to wash it on hot and let it shrink some...

Like down to XXXXXL.

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Maybe he bought it in size "XXXXXXXL" because he's planning to wash it on hot and let it shrink some...

Like down to XXXXXL.

Dang, that is a good idea, he is smarter than he looks.

So the bottom line is... no good can come from wearing a balnket in public (excpet for looking cool) and it could kill you any number of ways.



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I think that we're getting a bit 'off topic' here.

The real question I believe, is who is more befitting a big, 'ass scarf'?

I've narrowed it down to these three:

Lady Gaga

Kim Kardashian

Jennifer Lopez

Who do you think could best use an 'ass scarf', a BIG one at that?

i still don't get the ass part. why not a big-elbow scarf? or a big-underside-of-the-kneecap scarf? or a big-pinky-toe scarf?

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i still don't get the ass part. why not a big-elbow scarf? or a big-underside-of-the-kneecap scarf? or a big-pinky-toe scarf?

'cuz it's an 'ass scarf', made for 'ass coverage'.

Don't be an ass about it, it's Christmas!

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I think that we're getting a bit 'off topic' here.

The real question I believe, is who is more befitting a big, 'ass scarf'?

I've narrowed it down to these three:

Lady Gaga

Kim Kardashian

Jennifer Lopez

Who do you think could best use an 'ass scarf', a BIG one at that?

Uh Oh.... you are soooooooo going to get yelled at for... I put the over/under of 3 full lines of chastising coming your way..... now taking bets.... specify the one who yells for the daily double.

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i still don't get the ass part. why not a big-elbow scarf? or a big-underside-of-the-kneecap scarf? or a big-pinky-toe scarf?

'cuz it's an 'ass scarf', made for 'ass coverage'.

Don't be an ass about it, it's Christmas!

dammit. my watch is slow again.

Remember the butt sisters?.. Bertha and her sisters?.... yeah, they were awesome

If they made that song today it might be called big ass sisters.