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RollingGnome
Ok so he shoved coke up his ass ...like a fool....I still think the sun is a worthless rag for people with no life.

No one's denying that - but youre missing the entire point by shooting the messenger and (wrongly) suggesting that in this case they made the story up or distorted it for sensational effect.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2012-10-27 04:33 by Gazza.

Sounds like a CRAPPY way to get high.

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RollingGnome
Ok so he shoved coke up his ass ...like a fool....I still think the sun is a worthless rag for people with no life.

No one's denying that - but youre missing the entire point by shooting the messenger and (wrongly) suggesting that in this case they made the story up or distorted it for sensational effect.

Here's a cookie ok ?

I'm not going to think twice about that disgusting rag
They've hurt so many people along the way...lies, deceit
Falsehoods, half-truths ect...exploitation....to sell their
Little rag...and I'm saying this as an American.
So if someone says The Sun Reports Rod Stewart Shoved Cocaine
Up his Bum...I'm going to say...yeah right...



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RollingGnome
Ok so he shoved coke up his ass ...like a fool....I still think the sun is a worthless rag for people with no life.

No one's denying that - but youre missing the entire point by shooting the messenger and (wrongly) suggesting that in this case they made the story up or distorted it for sensational effect.

Here's a cookie ok ?

I'm not going to think twice about that disgusting rag
They've hurt so many people along the way...lies, deceit
Falsehoods, half-truths ect...exploitation....to sell their
Little rag...and I'm saying this as an American.
So if someone says The Sun Reports Rod Stewart Shoved Cocaine
Up his Bum...I'm going to say...yeah right...

But that's the thing, The Sun are not the source of the story. They're just relaying what Rod himself said on U.S. TV as part of the promotion for his autobiography.

Ok you two have the last word ok ? You're not going to stop...I have more cookies if you want them though.

What do you want from me ? You guys are right the story is true.

Bites lip...

You should have just posted rod saying what he said

I don't trust the sun...been fooled by those twats before.

In the movie Train Spotting the lead character put Heroin
Up his bum...I guess that's a way junkies like to get high.
I was just a pothead no need to shove weed up my ass we put
It in the cookies.
You guys like cookies ?



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Rod n Ron's version of "Brown Sugar"?????....no I"m not even going to go there....

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Ok you two have the last word ok ? You're not going to stop...I have more cookies if you want them though.

What do you want from me ? You guys are right the story is true.

Bites lip...

What I want to know is,.... are they sugar-glazed or chocolate chip?

I'd really like a batch of Christmas cookies, though. Been a while since I had those, and the season is fast approaching....

Noooo I edited my post

420 cookies

With the size of rod n Ron's noses I think they did all their coke up the bum

Oh man I'm bad...I have a large nose too

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With the size of rod n Ron's noses I think they did all their coke up the bum

Oh man I'm bad...I have a large nose too

And an even bigger heart, I'm sure. Oh, so I see what you mean by cookies! Yes, cookies are fine, but the effect is not so immediate. I think that's why Rod and Ron chose the alternative route as well. They could have powdered their oatmeal with the stuff, but they were looking for a more immediate effect--you know how those cokeheads are, with their constant search for instant gratification.

Thank you for the cookies I could eat them all !


I was having fun picking on Rod's nose too

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Thank you for the cookies I could eat them all !


I was having fun picking on Rod's nose too

I could see why Rod chose an equally nose-y fellow like Ron to do coke with--anyone else would get pissed off at Rod for Hoovering up all the lines for himself. I mean, he must need double the dose for each nostril. But Ron, he would surely understand....

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Ok you two have the last word ok ? You're not going to stop...I have more cookies if you want them though.

What do you want from me ? You guys are right the story is true.

Bites lip...

Well there you go.....but one swallow doesn't make a spring, he's just a @#$%& ing fast flyer.............
And one accurate story in the Sun doesn't make it a newspaper...............

I knew a Sun reader once, when Britain were fighting Argentina in 1982 he was asked if he'd enlist and go down there.........."Yeah, in a shot, I hate those Mexican bastards"...............



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And didn't Rod Stewart once need to have his stomach pumped because.... oh never mind..

I have heard that one a dozen times and the Richard Gere gerbil story too.

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I heard a slightly different version of the Stevie Nicks story in which the cocaine was ingested vaginally.

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I heard a slightly different version of the Stevie Nicks story in which the cocaine was ingested vaginally.

I heard she snorted it directly off the tip of Mick Fleetwood's phallus.

Gallon of semen, stomach pump, etc.

You might have heard Rod Stewart was rushed to an emergency room, where he had a quart of semen pumped out of his stomach. Your friend disagrees, claiming it was Lil' Kim who collapsed at a party, suffering from the same ailment. Someone else heard the same rumor, but about Elton John, David Bowie, Mick Jagger, Jon Bon Jovi, Alanis Morissette or Britney Spears. The first pop-culture references usually implicated a gay-seeming male rock star (Bowie, Stewart), but today the most popular lore surrounds sexualized female performers (Britney). Urban-legend authority Snopes.com points out that most stomachs can't even hold that much liquid, that you'd have to perform blowjobs for three days straight and that semen, "in any quantity, isn't toxic." — CB

Everybody needs a "tiny dogder" to make their books sell.

I'm only about 15% of the way through Rod's book and it's really good so far.

Talking about things up your bum....

..I heard the Pet Shop Boys the other day...

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Ok so he shoved coke up his ass ...like a fool....I still think the sun is a worthless rag for people with no life.

No one's denying that - but youre missing the entire point by shooting the messenger and (wrongly) suggesting that in this case they made the story up or distorted it for sensational effect.

Gazza, for some people the Stones are heroes no matter what they do: smuggling heroine in their children's diapers, hitting women, getting people killed accidently...

Don't know what you're trying to get at...I really thought about it too.

Yeah the stones are heroes but not for those foolish reasons you posted,
I'm sure everyone who reads this can agree.

An added verse to "Tora Tora Tora" about this whole affair would have given that song an extra edge.

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Crack Cocaine indeed

OMG that is FUNny. peace

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Didnt Janis get someone to blow it up hers?

I believe that urban legend was the property of Stevie Nicks.

Correct again Gazza,my mistake.

And that someone's probably still got the silver straw, just waiting for the right opportunity to sell it on Ebay.....peace

Rod Stewart and Ron Wood took cocaine up their bottoms

........them two musta had piles of fun ........



ROCKMAN

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........them two musta had piles of fun ........

I remember an interview w/Rod in the early '90s, he said that he (Rod) drank and partied his fair share, but that Ronnie was "plain crazy". He put great emphasis on those words. Don't know for sure, but I can easily picture Ronnie talking a drunken Rod into doing things like this. ("Aww, come on, mate.....")

Hasn't everyone? I'm having a six pack of beer the same way.Not too comfy, but the buzz hits you fast and hard.!

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Hasn't everyone? I'm having a six pack of beer the same way.Not too comfy, but the buzz hits you fast and hard.!

Unless you have very strong muscles down there, I recommend opening the bottle the 'regular' way, though. That can end up nasty.