The Pissing Thread - Photos and Stories are always welcome!

There's lots of them here on iorr.

Yes there are lots of pissing contests on IORR

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slew
Yes there are lots of pissing contests on IORR

We piss anywhere man....

JumpingKentFlash

I like a nice, substantial urinal.

Psychologist Abraham Maslow so idolized a professor (when he was a student) he was stunned when the professor stepped up to the urinal next to his and started peeing. "Why did I find it hard to imagine that professors had kidneys, too?"

Mick is holding Keith's?...........



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2012-10-06 17:38 by EddieByword.

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JumpingKentFlash

We piss anywhere man....

"As we say in England, it can get a bit trainspottery"

One thing about those toilets, it's hard for a guy to miss.

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EddieByword


Mick is holding Keith's?...........

Either that or it really is a case of 'we piss anywhere' and everywhere!

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Silver Dagger

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EddieByword


Mick is holding Keith's?...........

Either that or it really is a case of 'we piss anywhere' and everywhere!

LOL - Not sure if this is before/during/after for Keith, but then putting your fingers in/up/by your nose!

Living on a large ranch I find it difficult to piss anywhere but outside these days. Hard to do when travelling these days but I would say you haven't really been in a country, state or province till you've pissed into the ground there. I know, adolescence is still dogging me.... peace

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Naturalust
Living on a large ranch I find it difficult to piss anywhere but outside these days. Hard to do when travelling these days but I would say you haven't really been in a country, state or province till you've pissed into the ground there. I know, adolescence is still dogging me.... peace

Words of the week!

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Naturalust
Living on a large ranch I find it difficult to piss anywhere but outside these days. Hard to do when travelling these days but I would say you haven't really been in a country, state or province till you've pissed into the ground there. I know, adolescence is still dogging me.... peace

I'd say it's time to bring you inside Mister, but I suspect it wouldn't take anyhow. Guys have it so easy, try being a girl and going outside, that's when you look for big leaves...

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Naturalust
Living on a large ranch I find it difficult to piss anywhere but outside these days. Hard to do when travelling these days but I would say you haven't really been in a country, state or province till you've pissed into the ground there. I know, adolescence is still dogging me.... peace

I'd say it's time to bring you inside Mister, but I suspect it wouldn't take anyhow. Guys have it so easy, try being a girl and going outside, that's when you look for big leaves...

A girl I know was bursting so squatted between two buses in a carpark at the beach.........................................one of them pulled away..................



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Naturalust
Living on a large ranch I find it difficult to piss anywhere but outside these days. Hard to do when travelling these days but I would say you haven't really been in a country, state or province till you've pissed into the ground there. I know, adolescence is still dogging me.... peace

I couldn't agree more...piss.

Hey, great idea for a contest among IORRians. OK, here's my entry.





Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2012-10-07 01:51 by stonesnow.

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Naturalust
Living on a large ranch I find it difficult to piss anywhere but outside these days. Hard to do when travelling these days but I would say you haven't really been in a country, state or province till you've pissed into the ground there. I know, adolescence is still dogging me.... peace

Thanks for sharing.

at least theyre using the pissers here....in the Old Stone Cross in tamworth UK ...(my town), Jagger was kicked out and banned for pissing in the corner by the pool table....
63 ish i reckon... id have to dig out the local paper clip...


Dog

we all know who would win a "real" pissing contest on this site..."Rockman"

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Great shot of the Ox. That stream is pretty light, I'd say that boy had been drinking....peace

O a side note, in the late 90's I visited a chess tournament in Amsterdam and had to go to the loo. I pee, someone comes in and - I can't believe it - it's Gary Kasparov stepping up next to me. And.. I mean... I'm not the fastest when it comes to taking a pee but not the slowest either, it doesn't take Wyman-like epic length. But he was superfast. It was unzip-pee-zip-wash in an instant, like knight g3 takes bishop f5 in a game of blitz chess. And gone he was to beat the hell out of Ivantsjoek.

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Everybody wants to be seen. It's human. What you do in order to be seen is very different from person to person of course. For the Stones it's been the rule that all P.R. is good P.R. ...

No offense; I've never seen a person wanting to be seen doing "Number 2."

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I usually lift the seat up and leave it that way so my wife can do her share of work.

No offense, but your IORR name would make for a great pun in this thread: Piss Fountain!

..all P.R. is good P.R. ...


And all they ask is please spell names correctly

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The Pissing Thread - Photos and Stories are always welcome!

CHARLIE: This water's cold!

MICK: Yeah, pretty deep too....

According to Keith, Perks had the biggest bladder in the world.