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The thing is: if you read the Bible, you should read other books around it. For example, in the Gospel of St Matthew, when Christ is going to Golgotha, He says to the women weeping for him "Daughters of Jerusalem weep not for me, but for your selves, as the day is coming when you shall say to the mountains fall on us" etc.
This can be seen as a reference to Masada and the defeat of the Jews by the Roman Army under Titus, which is chronicled in Josephus. Surely people's curiosity should lead them to reading Josephus after the Bible.
Likewise, if you read Isaiah's references to the Suffering Servant, and then read Aeschylus who states "pethein methein" (To suffer is to learn); both texts were composed circa 5th Century BC. You then have a wondrous, clearer picture.
If you included 1st Maccabees in the Old Testament Canon, you then have the reference of the "Abomination of Desolation" in Matthew and Luke, and the picture is a lot clearer. For anyone who knows, the Abomination of Desolation was the statue of Antiochus Epiphanes that was placed in the Temple at Jerusalem. It also gives me certainly a clearer understanding of dating the Book of Daniel in the Old Testament as, not at 06th Century BC, when the exile to Babylon took place, but rather in the 2nd century BC. Antiochus Epiphanes rule of Israel was circa 136BC.
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