sorry just trolling around

With Keith On Little T(odger) & A(sshole)

Maybe they could play at Todgers Stadiun in LA.

codgers play at todgers?><

Brown Todger
Gimme Todger
Midnight Todger
Sympathy For The Todger

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Rip this joint, gonna save your soul, round and round and round we go......

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Elmo Lewis
Maybe they could play at Todgers Stadiun in LA.

Or in Todge City.

The new tour logo:

.....the Todgers filed for bankruptcy today....

Brian Jones era - todgers were just coming into style, but suffered from abuse and over-exposure. Towards the end, todgers were more of an inconvenience than a source of pride.

Pain in my Todger
That's How Strong my Todger Is
The Under Assistant West Coast Todger Man
Get off of my Todger
As Todgers Go By
Yesterday's Todgers

Mick Taylor era - a renaissance of todger-mania. Almost everybody had one, and they were out in full-force. The charts were dominated by one-hit Todgers.

Shake Your Todgers
Todger Boogie
I Just Wanna see his Todger
Hide Your Todger
Dance Little Todger

Ron Wood era - todgers were becoming blase as the computer era took over and censorship ultimately prevailed.

One Hit (to the Todger)
Hold on to Your Todger
Blinded by Todgers
Todgers Will Fly
Anybody Seen My Todger?
Oh No Not Todgers Again
This Todger is Empty

It is important to note that todgers have been the subject of musical composition throughout the ages...

Eine Kleine Todgermusik: Allegro
How Much is that Todger in the Window?
Whole Lot of Shakin' Goin' On

and in the cinema...

Gone with the Todger
It's a Todger, Todger, Todger, Todger World.
The Good, the Bad, and the Todger
Dial T for Todger
Todger Hand Luke
Butch Cassady and the Todger Kid

some notable one-hit todgers...
Love Grows (where my Todger goes)
Eye of the Todger

The earliest recorded reference of todgers in literature dates all the way back to the story of Genesis in the Bible. it was said that Eve took several from the Garden of Todgers. estimates run from 7 up to several thousand. maybe even as much as one million.

It is speculated that the Big Bang was the result of an exploding todger about the size and shape of a mouse's ass.

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josepi
Brian Jones era - todgers were just coming into style, but suffered from abuse and over-exposure. Towards the end, todgers were more of an inconvenience than a source of pride.

Pain in my Todger
That's How Strong my Todger Is
The Under Assistant West Coast Todger Man
Get off of my Todger
As Todgers Go By
Yesterday's Todgers

Mick Taylor era - a renaissance of todger-mania. Almost everybody had one, and they were out in full-force. The charts were dominated by one-hit Todgers.

Shake Your Todgers
Todger Boogie
I Just Wanna see his Todger
Hide Your Todger
Dance Little Todger

Ron Wood era - todgers were becoming blase as the computer era took over and censorship ultimately prevailed.

One Hit (to the Todger)
Hold on to Your Todger
Blinded by Todgers
Todgers Will Fly
Anybody Seen My Todger?
Oh No Not Todgers Again
This Todger is Empty

It is important to note that todgers have been the subject of musical composition throughout the ages...

Eine Kleine Todgermusik: Allegro
How Much is that Todger in the Window?
Whole Lot of Shakin' Goin' On

and in the cinema...

Gone with the Todger
It's a Todger, Todger, Todger, Todger World.
The Good, the Bad, and the Todger
Dial T for Todger
Todger Hand Luke
Butch Cassady and the Todger Kid

some notable one-hit todgers...
Love Grows (where my Todger goes)
Eye of the Todger

The earliest recorded reference of todgers in literature dates all the way back to the story of Genesis in the Bible. it was said that Eve took several from the Garden of Todgers. estimates run from 7 up to several thousand. maybe even as much as one million.

It is speculated that the Big Bang was the result of an exploding todger about the size and shape of a mouse's ass.

Overkill.

LOL
That would be a great tour name!
Lots of publicity and press assured!
But not the kind of humour the Stones/ Mick have . .

best thread ever.

LOL guys. You are so creative

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Keep On Rolling

With special guest appearance by Todge Mahal.

I look forward to the stage prop during Star Star.



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Keith will sing Losing My Todge I´ve heard.

Dancing with Mr T might be a challenge...

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Sleepy City
I look forward to the stage prop during Star Star.

Yeah, I thought the same.
This time we'll get the mini version of the 75 tour . .

Great scene from a great movie:

"He grabbed it vees hees deeeck!"

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josepi
Brian Jones era - todgers were just coming into style, but suffered from abuse and over-exposure. Towards the end, todgers were more of an inconvenience than a source of pride.

Pain in my Todger
That's How Strong my Todger Is
The Under Assistant West Coast Todger Man
Get off of my Todger
As Todgers Go By
Yesterday's Todgers

Mick Taylor era - a renaissance of todger-mania. Almost everybody had one, and they were out in full-force. The charts were dominated by one-hit Todgers.

Shake Your Todgers
Todger Boogie
I Just Wanna see his Todger
Hide Your Todger
Dance Little Todger

Ron Wood era - todgers were becoming blase as the computer era took over and censorship ultimately prevailed.

One Hit (to the Todger)
Hold on to Your Todger
Blinded by Todgers
Todgers Will Fly
Anybody Seen My Todger?
Oh No Not Todgers Again
This Todger is Empty

It is important to note that todgers have been the subject of musical composition throughout the ages...

Eine Kleine Todgermusik: Allegro
How Much is that Todger in the Window?
Whole Lot of Shakin' Goin' On

and in the cinema...

Gone with the Todger
It's a Todger, Todger, Todger, Todger World.
The Good, the Bad, and the Todger
Dial T for Todger
Todger Hand Luke
Butch Cassady and the Todger Kid

some notable one-hit todgers...
Love Grows (where my Todger goes)
Eye of the Todger

The earliest recorded reference of todgers in literature dates all the way back to the story of Genesis in the Bible. it was said that Eve took several from the Garden of Todgers. estimates run from 7 up to several thousand. maybe even as much as one million.

It is speculated that the Big Bang was the result of an exploding todger about the size and shape of a mouse's ass.

lol

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stones78

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josepi
Brian Jones era - todgers were just coming into style, but suffered from abuse and over-exposure. Towards the end, todgers were more of an inconvenience than a source of pride.

Pain in my Todger
That's How Strong my Todger Is
The Under Assistant West Coast Todger Man
Get off of my Todger
As Todgers Go By
Yesterday's Todgers

Mick Taylor era - a renaissance of todger-mania. Almost everybody had one, and they were out in full-force. The charts were dominated by one-hit Todgers.

Shake Your Todgers
Todger Boogie
I Just Wanna see his Todger
Hide Your Todger
Dance Little Todger

Ron Wood era - todgers were becoming blase as the computer era took over and censorship ultimately prevailed.

One Hit (to the Todger)
Hold on to Your Todger
Blinded by Todgers
Todgers Will Fly
Anybody Seen My Todger?
Oh No Not Todgers Again
This Todger is Empty

It is important to note that todgers have been the subject of musical composition throughout the ages...

Eine Kleine Todgermusik: Allegro
How Much is that Todger in the Window?
Whole Lot of Shakin' Goin' On

and in the cinema...

Gone with the Todger
It's a Todger, Todger, Todger, Todger World.
The Good, the Bad, and the Todger
Dial T for Todger
Todger Hand Luke
Butch Cassady and the Todger Kid

some notable one-hit todgers...
Love Grows (where my Todger goes)
Eye of the Todger

The earliest recorded reference of todgers in literature dates all the way back to the story of Genesis in the Bible. it was said that Eve took several from the Garden of Todgers. estimates run from 7 up to several thousand. maybe even as much as one million.

It is speculated that the Big Bang was the result of an exploding todger about the size and shape of a mouse's ass.

Overkill.

Totally agree...why don't we just go with the one tune that says it all?

It's the elephant in the room...come on, you all know it...COME ON!

"I Can't Get No Satisfaction"

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josepi
Brian Jones era - todgers were just coming into style, but suffered from abuse and over-exposure. Towards the end, todgers were more of an inconvenience than a source of pride.

Pain in my Todger
That's How Strong my Todger Is
The Under Assistant West Coast Todger Man
Get off of my Todger
As Todgers Go By
Yesterday's Todgers

Mick Taylor era - a renaissance of todger-mania. Almost everybody had one, and they were out in full-force. The charts were dominated by one-hit Todgers.

Shake Your Todgers
Todger Boogie
I Just Wanna see his Todger
Hide Your Todger
Dance Little Todger

Ron Wood era - todgers were becoming blase as the computer era took over and censorship ultimately prevailed.

One Hit (to the Todger)
Hold on to Your Todger
Blinded by Todgers
Todgers Will Fly
Anybody Seen My Todger?
Oh No Not Todgers Again
This Todger is Empty

It is important to note that todgers have been the subject of musical composition throughout the ages...

Eine Kleine Todgermusik: Allegro
How Much is that Todger in the Window?
Whole Lot of Shakin' Goin' On

and in the cinema...

Gone with the Todger
It's a Todger, Todger, Todger, Todger World.
The Good, the Bad, and the Todger
Dial T for Todger
Todger Hand Luke
Butch Cassady and the Todger Kid

some notable one-hit todgers...
Love Grows (where my Todger goes)
Eye of the Todger

The earliest recorded reference of todgers in literature dates all the way back to the story of Genesis in the Bible. it was said that Eve took several from the Garden of Todgers. estimates run from 7 up to several thousand. maybe even as much as one million.

It is speculated that the Big Bang was the result of an exploding todger about the size and shape of a mouse's ass.

I don't think I've ever laughed sooooo hard at a post in awhile than I have at this one!!!!! LMAOOOOOO!!!
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"Doctor please, some more men please,
To Cotchford Farm, out by the pool...

What a drag it is they couldn't revive him"

Brian Jones 2/28/42 - 7/2/69

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uhbuhgullayew
Great scene from a great movie:

"He grabbed it vees hees deeeck!"

Wasn't that the film where the guy claimed he knew the lyrics to "Lawrence of Arabia?"



That scene reminds me of a bit in the Robert Altman film California Split.

"Ask not what your todger can do for you; ask what you can do for your todger" - JFK

"if ya don't beat your meat, you can't have any todger pudding!" -Pink Floyd



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uhbuhgullayew
Great scene from a great movie:

"He grabbed it vees hees deeeck!"

Wasn't that the film where the guy claimed he knew the lyrics to "Lawrence of Arabia?"



That scene reminds me of a bit in the Robert Altman film California
Split.

RE: Lawrence of Arabia, Yeah, this is the one....plenty of stupid humor in the movie that works pretty well.

true story as told to me by Keef...

I was drivin' home one Sunday morning thru Todgerfield,
Listening to todger music on the todger radio station
And the preacher said "always let Mick's todger be your guide"
I was so pissed to be informed of this that I ran over 20 todgers in dis-honor. Damn his todger, damn his gourd.

I had an arrangement to meet some girl, and i was kinda late
and i thought by the time i got there she'd get off,
she'd get off with the nearest todger she could find.
wasn't much surprise there she was bouncin' in a corner,
little bleary, worse for wear and todger tear
was a girl with a tiny todger between her thighs

well the preacher kept right on sayin' all i had to do was send 10 pictures of Mick's todger to the church of the sacred throbbing todger of Jesus, located somewhere in Todgerville California and next week they'd describe his todger on the radio. and all my wet dreams would come true. so i did. and next week they described ..., well you know what kind of todger he got.



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josepi
Brian Jones era - todgers were just coming into style, but suffered from abuse and over-exposure. Towards the end, todgers were more of an inconvenience than a source of pride.

Pain in my Todger
That's How Strong my Todger Is
The Under Assistant West Coast Todger Man
Get off of my Todger
As Todgers Go By
Yesterday's Todgers

Mick Taylor era - a renaissance of todger-mania. Almost everybody had one, and they were out in full-force. The charts were dominated by one-hit Todgers.

Shake Your Todgers
Todger Boogie
I Just Wanna see his Todger
Hide Your Todger
Dance Little Todger

Ron Wood era - todgers were becoming blase as the computer era took over and censorship ultimately prevailed.

One Hit (to the Todger)
Hold on to Your Todger
Blinded by Todgers
Todgers Will Fly
Anybody Seen My Todger?
Oh No Not Todgers Again
This Todger is Empty

It is important to note that todgers have been the subject of musical composition throughout the ages...

Eine Kleine Todgermusik: Allegro
How Much is that Todger in the Window?
Whole Lot of Shakin' Goin' On

and in the cinema...

Gone with the Todger
It's a Todger, Todger, Todger, Todger World.
The Good, the Bad, and the Todger
Dial T for Todger
Todger Hand Luke
Butch Cassady and the Todger Kid

some notable one-hit todgers...
Love Grows (where my Todger goes)
Eye of the Todger

The earliest recorded reference of todgers in literature dates all the way back to the story of Genesis in the Bible. it was said that Eve took several from the Garden of Todgers. estimates run from 7 up to several thousand. maybe even as much as one million.

It is speculated that the Big Bang was the result of an exploding todger about the size and shape of a mouse's ass.

You forgot 'Suck on the Todgerlar'..................



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2011-06-30 03:26 by EddieByword.

How about they tour under the name "THE BIGGER BALLS TOUR" ?

A more positive name....ha

Wouldn't that be AC/DC?

Viagra will be a great sponsor for this tour. Maybe you could get a discount on Viagra when booking your tickets? ...Viagra proudly presents "The Rolling Stones Tiny Todger Tour 2012"... .