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OT: Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz have a son
Posted by:
ab
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Date: January 27, 2011 08:04
I'm reminded of a lead from an old Rolling Stone article from about 1974 on Carly Simon, about a year after No Secrets came out (the one with the erect nipple cover and You're So Vain).
The lead went something like: Ben Taylor has it made. All he has to do is cry, and Carly Simon will put her breast in his mouth. The rest of us could scream, cry, beg, and plead, but Carly Simon would not put her breast in our mouths.
Yes, Bambino Bardem has it made! His mom is the hottest chick in the world to whom I am not married. And she appears with Johnny Depp and Keef in the latest version of that Pirate franchise. So my bad taste remarks aren't even that off-topic.
The lead went something like: Ben Taylor has it made. All he has to do is cry, and Carly Simon will put her breast in his mouth. The rest of us could scream, cry, beg, and plead, but Carly Simon would not put her breast in our mouths.
Yes, Bambino Bardem has it made! His mom is the hottest chick in the world to whom I am not married. And she appears with Johnny Depp and Keef in the latest version of that Pirate franchise. So my bad taste remarks aren't even that off-topic.
Re: OT: Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz have a son
Posted by:
Bliss
()
Date: January 27, 2011 08:25
Penelope Cruz has a mustache. Congrats to her and Bardem on their new baby.
Re: OT: Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz have a son
Posted by:
71Tele
()
Date: January 27, 2011 09:04
So I suppose my chances of making Penelope Mrs. 71Tele have been dealt a further temporary blow...
Re: OT: Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz have a son
Posted by:
Title5Take1
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Date: January 27, 2011 09:21
I've read Penelope Cruz described as "a cross between Sophia Loren and Ringo Starr."
Re: OT: Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz have a son
Posted by:
KeithNacho
()
Date: January 27, 2011 09:27
Congratulations............
These people used to be very progresist , until they knew the touch of hundreds of dollars in ther hands. Something similar happend to Banderas. They are very left handed until they land succesfuly on Hollywood.
I do not like them, i just enjoy that spanish people is succesful outside our frontiers.
Abot the moustache, no comment (as well as with KR's moustache)
These people used to be very progresist , until they knew the touch of hundreds of dollars in ther hands. Something similar happend to Banderas. They are very left handed until they land succesfuly on Hollywood.
I do not like them, i just enjoy that spanish people is succesful outside our frontiers.
Abot the moustache, no comment (as well as with KR's moustache)
Re: OT: Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz have a son
Posted by:
dcba
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Date: January 27, 2011 15:56
Tabloid cannon fodder. Flush!
Where's Nicole Kidman btw?
Where's Nicole Kidman btw?
Re: OT: Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz have a son
Posted by:
ablett
()
Date: January 27, 2011 16:13
Lord almighty, can the Stones PLlllllllllEEEAAASEEE tour.....
Re: OT: Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz have a son
Posted by:
ineedadrink
()
Date: January 27, 2011 16:17
like, omg! who was she wearing when she was giving birth?!? that's what i REALLY want to know! 
Re: OT: Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz have a son
Posted by:
belld
()
Date: January 27, 2011 16:47
How terribly exciting and relevant to my simple life.
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