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Re: OT - Your favourite smart arsed one liner....
Posted by: Rockman ()
Date: May 13, 2018 02:27

I'm along with the Queen y'know...one
of the best things England's got ... me and the Queen

........................................................ Mick Jagger 1978



ROCKMAN

Re: OT - Your favourite smart arsed one liner....
Posted by: Rockman ()
Date: May 13, 2018 02:30

America?.. Their way of thinking can
be as antiquated as our standard of living

.......................................... Keith Richards 1966



ROCKMAN

Re: OT - Your favourite smart arsed one liner....
Posted by: Rockman ()
Date: May 13, 2018 02:33

We are not worried about petty morals.
...................................... Keith Richards 1967



ROCKMAN

Re: OT - Your favourite smart arsed one liner....
Posted by: Rockman ()
Date: May 13, 2018 02:37

I wouldn't want my wife associating with us.
............................................ Charlie Watts 1977



ROCKMAN

Re: OT - Your favourite smart arsed one liner....
Posted by: 35love ()
Date: May 13, 2018 03:29

“I’m basically trying to find God before God finds me.”

Chris Rock

Re: OT - Your favourite smart arsed one liner....
Posted by: rev20 ()
Date: May 13, 2018 03:41

"The setting's so romantic
Love is in the air
All is perfect but I'm allergic
To your piercing stares

Oh no not you again
Fcuking up my life"

Mick Jagger/Keith Richards, in my opinion talking about
the Onos and other super-fans who... who...
I forget what I was gonna say. Getting old.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2018-05-13 03:43 by rev20.

Re: OT - Your favourite smart arsed one liner....
Posted by: rev20 ()
Date: May 13, 2018 03:51

Quote
35love
“I’m basically trying to find God before God finds me.”

Chris Rock

Paraphrasing Chris Rock about Clarence Thomas/Anita Hill/sexual harassment:

"Let me tell you, if Denzel Washington said it, the bitch be like *all giggly and
turned-on* 'oh Denzel, you so nasty' But when Clarence Thomas said it,
it was like, 'You ugly! Call the police!'"



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2018-05-13 03:53 by rev20.

Re: OT - Your favourite smart arsed one liner....
Posted by: 35love ()
Date: May 13, 2018 04:42

“and that legacy was really about rising above difficulties in order to fulfill one's higher truth and one's higher destiny."

Lindsey Buckingham

Re: OT - Your favourite smart arsed one liner....
Posted by: J.J.Flash ()
Date: May 13, 2018 06:26

You must've been something before electricity

Re: OT - Your favourite smart arsed one liner....
Posted by: Bliss ()
Date: May 13, 2018 08:20

When you make a deal with the devil, the deal stays signed.

Re: OT - Your favourite smart arsed one liner....
Posted by: rev20 ()
Date: May 13, 2018 08:26

Quote
Bliss
When you make a deal with the devil, the deal stays signed.

Paraphrasing Keith:

"The deal with the devil is when you get famous and you no longer run your
own life, and you just hope that some of your suggestions get accepted"

Re: OT - Your favourite smart arsed one liner....
Posted by: rev20 ()
Date: May 13, 2018 08:31

Quote
rev20
Quote
Bliss
When you make a deal with the devil, the deal stays signed.

Paraphrasing Keith:

"The deal with the devil is when you get famous and you no longer run your
own life, and you just hope that some of your suggestions get accepted"

James Brown stars in a ten-minute film "how to sell your soul" for BMW, with
big-name director Tony Scott, starring Gary Oldham as Mick Jagger as the Devil.

Yes, for fame James Brown goes down to the crossroads and sells his soul to Mick Jagger!

video: [www.youtube.com]



Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 2018-05-13 08:36 by rev20.

Re: OT - Your favourite smart arsed one liner....
Posted by: Bliss ()
Date: May 13, 2018 13:45

'I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.' - Albert Einstein

Re: OT - Your favourite smart arsed one liner....
Posted by: Bliss ()
Date: May 13, 2018 13:45

There is no door in the world that beauty can't open.

Re: OT - Your favourite smart arsed one liner....
Posted by: EddieByword ()
Date: May 13, 2018 14:22

Quote
Bliss
There is no door in the world that beauty can't open.

But the gates of heaven, that's a different matter...........(sorry Bliss....to mess up your line smiling smiley

Re: OT - Your favourite smart arsed one liner....
Posted by: ycagwywpmd ()
Date: May 13, 2018 15:26

I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had a problem with the police

Keith Richards


Keith Moon died from rock and roll. And so did John Entwhistle

Pete Townshend

Re: OT - Your favourite smart arsed one liner....
Posted by: Bliss ()
Date: May 13, 2018 18:53

Quote
ycagwywpmd
I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had a problem with the police

Keith Richards

If he really believes that, he's delusional. Where to begin?

He lost all his teeth and has/had hepatitis C; his daughter was born with a harelip and addicted to heroin (yes, because Anita was using, but that was also Keith's problem); his son died at 10 weeks and Anita's drug use no doubt played a part in that; he caused a serious car accident with his son in the car; he caused a number of fires due to nodding out whilst smoking; I'm sure there's much more.

Re: OT - Your favourite smart arsed one liner....
Posted by: MisterDDDD ()
Date: May 13, 2018 19:32

Quote
Bliss
Quote
ycagwywpmd
I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had a problem with the police

Keith Richards

If he really believes that, he's delusional. Where to begin?

He lost all his teeth and has/had hepatitis C; his daughter was born with a harelip and addicted to heroin (yes, because Anita was using, but that was also Keith's problem); his son died at 10 weeks and Anita's drug use no doubt played a part in that; he caused a serious car accident with his son in the car; he caused a number of fires due to nodding out whilst smoking; I'm sure there's much more.

Meh.
Dated quote stated for humorous effect.

"Some Things Get Better With Age. Like Me." Keith Richards

Re: OT - Your favourite smart arsed one liner....
Date: May 13, 2018 20:26

I do to keep things sounding fresh. Sometimes just changing the running order of the show is a good idea.

--Mick Taylor

Re: OT - Your favourite smart arsed one liner....
Posted by: rev20 ()
Date: May 13, 2018 23:10

this is the one-liners thread, and Keith's "drugs vs police" crack is a
truly immortal one. Easily his most famous quotation...

As Anita Stevens MD testified at his Toronto trial: "Genius often comes at
a terrible price"

Or as I often say, "No drugs, no Beggars Bleed Sticky Exile"

And for the world that would have been an even more terrible price

Re: OT - Your favourite smart arsed one liner....
Date: May 13, 2018 23:16

Quote
rev20
this is the one-liners thread, and Keith's "drugs vs police" crack is a
truly immortal one. Easily his most famous quotation...

As Anita Stevens MD testified at his Toronto trial: "Genius often comes at
a terrible price"

Or as I often say, "No drugs, no Beggars Bleed Sticky Exile"

And for the world that would have been an even more terrible price

For LIB Keith seemed to be clean cause he really had to cut it on his own - Brian completely out of order.

Re: OT - Your favourite smart arsed one liner....
Posted by: The Sicilian ()
Date: May 13, 2018 23:38

"Like Mussolini and Kennedy - I'm the cult of personality"

Living Colour

Re: OT - Your favourite smart arsed one liner....
Posted by: rev20 ()
Date: May 14, 2018 00:06

"In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes"
-- Andy Warhol, 1968

"In the future, everyone will have their own personal Stones tongue."
-- Rev Twenty Redlights, 2010





(warhol tongue by rev20)

Re: OT - Your favourite smart arsed one liner....
Posted by: switchblade1975 ()
Date: May 14, 2018 00:10

last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

Re: OT - Your favourite smart arsed one liner....
Posted by: Stoneage ()
Date: May 14, 2018 00:36

Many seem to look into the world of jet set rock and roll to find profundity. I don't know about that. I'm not so sure you will find it there...

Re: OT - Your favourite smart arsed one liner....
Posted by: stonehearted ()
Date: May 14, 2018 00:57

Vyvyan: I must be hallucinating. What’s a good thing for a hangover?
Mike: Drinking heavily the night before.


Re: OT - Your favourite smart arsed one liner....
Posted by: Rockman ()
Date: May 14, 2018 01:13

A good man is hard to find
A hard man is good to find .........



ROCKMAN

Re: OT - Your favourite smart arsed one liner....
Posted by: latebloomer ()
Date: May 14, 2018 02:31

If you can't say something nice about someone, come sit by me.

Re: OT - Your favourite smart arsed one liner....
Posted by: Rockman ()
Date: May 14, 2018 02:34

I started with nothing, and I still have most of it.



ROCKMAN

Re: OT - Your favourite smart arsed one liner....
Posted by: Nate ()
Date: May 18, 2018 03:18

Everyone has a book inside them but in most cases that's exactly where it should stay.

Nate

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