Tell Me :
Talk
Doncha’ bother me with Halloween
I’ll be too busy to take candy from strangers.
What with reading between the lines of “Life”
I’ll have to break it down into paragraphs and that’s
a long way to go for a short rock n’ roll moment
in a rock n’ roll life.
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You’ll make a fool of yourself not knowing what to say.
You will be only a kissa- away from Keith Richards.
I’m sure you’ll be blinded by sugar plum pixies
laced rainbows but Keef will be blinded with flashbulbs
from your cell phone. Fortunately for Keef
I wont be there thus one of you will have to ask
him the lyrics for “did you see her arse,
have you seen her arse?
Something about her arse” blah-blah-blah”
the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Some critiques with an advance copy will complain and
submit the review with reference to the Stones’
concert set list, “a few nuggets
A bevy of classics and onslaught of war horse tunes.”
The pundits will intro with “ Aging Rock Star…”
( found this photo googling)
Keith Richards Week October 25th On the Little Steven's
"Underground Garage " Sirius 6025...
Edited 4 time(s). Last edit at 2010-10-16 00:49 by copsnrobbers.
We could see
Keef hit the telly talk shows with maybe
a few interviews late night
Conan, Fallen, etc. Keef could talk of anecdotes
not in the book and we’ll be
Riffing through the book before the commercial
monster finishes
Spewing how white your shirts should be.
And that’s cool, always good to see Keith.
He does have a sense a humor anyways.
I’m sure he’ll do just fine.
The media will be hounding Mick for his opinion
of course the obvious one to give
Is “ I haven’t readied the bloody book leave me alone!”
or “bugger-off!” Well maybe he’s telling the truth
not everyone who has an advanced
copy will take the time to read it.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2010-10-16 06:30 by copsnrobbers.
Hi Skipstone ,Ya I remember that particular photo will try and dig it up.
You shouldn't take so hard
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2010-10-16 07:45 by copsnrobbers.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2010-10-16 04:50 by copsnrobbers.
Yes it's funny...funny.
Here is my favorite keith story
Rolling Stone Mag,
April 15th 1971 Prodigal Sons Tour Mother Country.
excerpt
“Boogie, Bobby, boogie” Marshall Chess
is saying over and over to Bobby Keys
in the seat nest to him . Slamming
out the phrases and laughing as they
talk about old times .
Boo-gey, Boo-gey” Anita Richards ,
is sing-songing in the back of the
plane , making the words sound line
an errant German nickname for
a Humphrey Bogart Boogie,
a small brown and white puppy dog,
is about to fall asleep
in the arms of Anita’s Husband, Keith.
The doors of the midnight flight from Glasgow
to London are about to close. Conversations buzz and hum.
Only the tops of heads and the oustside elbows are visiable.
What could be nicer? Flying home from Glasgow
in the midnight hour after
Two good shows before packed houses
of people from out of 1957 (brass blondes
ladies screaming and clutching at their heads
whenever Mick showed his ass to the audience
Contentment positively flows from seat to seat.
The engines are about to rev, It’s five, four,
three, two, minutes to take off .When down the
aisle comes a blue –jacket airline official,
all the way to the back seat where Keith and
his dog recline. And the official says:
“That dog Flies by prior arrangement only sir,
you’ll have to get off the plane .”
Keith “what?”
--“I’m sorry sir I warned you in the airport.
How you manage to slip by me on the plane
I don’t know but you’ll have to get off Now!”
-“Look I’ve flown BEA, TWA Pan-Am”
Keith Richards, singer, composer, lead guitar player, Rolling Stones'
is reciting a list of every airline her ever been on.
“To San Francisco, to places you or this airline
have never been…” “You have to supply a box sir”
I happen to know that section of the Geneva Convention
very well: you have to supply the box .
This is ridiculous. It’s an emergency. "
My wife and family are here, we have to get home
to take my child to the doctor tomorrow.”
“I’m sorry sir”
“We just want to get home .
Is it that important? Just let us leave”
“The rules, sir.”
“ I know the rules. Get this plane going ,
we’re not moving.”
Exit the official Re-enters the
offical with two large blue Scotish policmen..
“ Ere wot’s the law doin’ ere? Come to arrest us all.
Have you?”
"Oy, you you, oy” A big Scottish cop is doing
his best to ignore Mick, who is lying flat on his backbone
in a seat, naked to waist save for
a blue nylon windbreaker someone has thrown over him
after he gave away his sweaty T-shirt on stage.
“Oy. Oy” Mick says Loudly , a saucey shoolboy trying to ge
the police to notice.
He reaches out to jangle at the cop’s sleeve. “Now,
now chummy,” the cop says. Leaning over.
“ No ones’s done nothing’ yet, why should
we arrest anyone?”
“He’s come to arrest the dog” Keith says.
Robert Greenfield
Edited 8 time(s). Last edit at 2010-10-16 06:08 by copsnrobbers.
>
< This one is too good!!!
This and the one of him holding the 'medicine bag' and the bottle should have been on his book's cover.
Cool! My scanner is broke and I have no idea where I have that picture but I sure do remember it - it's just fantastic!
(This last photo from Bill Wilson of RS.com fame)
Keith Richards set fire to Playboy mansion Keith Richards
has told how he once set fire to the Playboy mansion.
The Rolling Stones rocker said he was high
on drugs when he and saxophonist Bobby Keys
almost burned the Chicago building down...
keef smoking that goddamn weed again.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2010-10-17 01:14 by copsnrobbers.
excerpt from the book
Some of my most outrageous nights I can only
believe actually happened because of corroborating
evidence. No wonder I’m famous for partying!
The ultimate party, if it’s any good, you can’t
remember it. You get these brief vignettes of
what you did. “Oh, you don’t remember shooting
the gun? Pull up the carpet, look at those holes, man.”
I feel a bit of shame and embarrassment.
“You can’t remember that? When you got your dick out,
swinging from the chandelier, anybody up for grabs,
wrap it in a five-pound note?”
Nope, don’t remember a thing about it.
Talk about your favorite band.
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Keithstory
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: October 15, 2010 22:29
Doncha’ bother me with Halloween
I’ll be too busy to take candy from strangers.
What with reading between the lines of “Life”
I’ll have to break it down into paragraphs and that’s
a long way to go for a short rock n’ roll moment
in a rock n’ roll life.
Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 2010-10-16 03:48 by copsnrobbers.
Re: Keithstory
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: October 15, 2010 22:56
I was arguing with my co-worker about the book
I said “What don’t we know about keef?
What can he possibly tell us?”
She said with a steely-eyed look
“ EVERYTHING BABY… EVERYTHING”
For a best seller to be on top of the heap the threshold is
I said “What don’t we know about keef?
What can he possibly tell us?”
She said with a steely-eyed look
“ EVERYTHING BABY… EVERYTHING”
For a best seller to be on top of the heap the threshold is
Re: Keithstory
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: October 15, 2010 23:03
With the Stones’ built-in audience ranging anywhere
from a million to possibly
a million and a half world wide and the
NY Times best seller list threshold with initial print
run of 100-150K, the odds are good
this book will be passed down to future
generation Stones’ fans this Christmas; from
Father to son, and Mother’s little helper too
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2010-10-15 23:04 by copsnrobbers.
from a million to possibly
a million and a half world wide and the
NY Times best seller list threshold with initial print
run of 100-150K, the odds are good
this book will be passed down to future
generation Stones’ fans this Christmas; from
Father to son, and Mother’s little helper too
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2010-10-15 23:04 by copsnrobbers.
Re: Keithstory
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: October 15, 2010 23:12
No need to pimp the book but the book signing
will be fun.
I am sure you lucky people can’t wait for that.
You probably have a list of questions to ask
the man yet you’ll probably stutter and stammer
in front of greatness as he signs
your very copy of “Life”
[/b]
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will be fun.
I am sure you lucky people can’t wait for that.
You probably have a list of questions to ask
the man yet you’ll probably stutter and stammer
in front of greatness as he signs
your very copy of “Life”
[/b]
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2010-10-15 23:26 by copsnrobbers.
Re: Keithstory
Posted by:
Edith Grove
()
Date: October 15, 2010 23:19
This thread WILL be mind-boggling.
Re: Keithstory
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: October 15, 2010 23:33
You will be so nervous you will spoil it all
by throwing-up all over him
and you’ll wipe the floor with it like the
lyric goes ‘Infamy. ” Someone will say,
“Hey, pleased to meet you hope you guess my name.”
Waiting in line with Mr. Jimmy offering up a sweaty
handshake and your nervous twitch exposed,
but don’t take it so hard.
by throwing-up all over him
and you’ll wipe the floor with it like the
lyric goes ‘Infamy. ” Someone will say,
“Hey, pleased to meet you hope you guess my name.”
Waiting in line with Mr. Jimmy offering up a sweaty
handshake and your nervous twitch exposed,
but don’t take it so hard.
Re: Keithstory
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: October 15, 2010 23:44
You’ll make a fool of yourself not knowing what to say.
You will be only a kissa- away from Keith Richards.
I’m sure you’ll be blinded by sugar plum pixies
laced rainbows but Keef will be blinded with flashbulbs
from your cell phone. Fortunately for Keef
I wont be there thus one of you will have to ask
him the lyrics for “did you see her arse,
have you seen her arse?
Something about her arse” blah-blah-blah”
Re: Keithstory
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: October 15, 2010 23:47
the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Re: Keithstory
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: October 16, 2010 00:09
Some critiques with an advance copy will complain and
submit the review with reference to the Stones’
concert set list, “a few nuggets
A bevy of classics and onslaught of war horse tunes.”
The pundits will intro with “ Aging Rock Star…”
Re: Keithstory
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: October 16, 2010 00:32
( found this photo googling)
Keith Richards Week October 25th On the Little Steven's
"Underground Garage " Sirius 6025...
Edited 4 time(s). Last edit at 2010-10-16 00:49 by copsnrobbers.
Re: Keithstory
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: October 16, 2010 00:53
We could see
Keef hit the telly talk shows with maybe
a few interviews late night
Conan, Fallen, etc. Keef could talk of anecdotes
not in the book and we’ll be
Riffing through the book before the commercial
monster finishes
Spewing how white your shirts should be.
And that’s cool, always good to see Keith.
He does have a sense a humor anyways.
I’m sure he’ll do just fine.
Re: Keithstory
Posted by:
skipstone
()
Date: October 16, 2010 01:07
If you post the picture from the Bridges tour that was in ROLLING STONE (I believe the one with Mick and Keith on the cover), Keith on stage in the cat shirt, bending down/over with a huge grin on his face playing what looks like Start Me Up, it will be the first online posting of it that I've ever seen.
And it's my fave of Keith period. I've never been able to find it online.
And it's my fave of Keith period. I've never been able to find it online.
Re: Keithstory
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: October 16, 2010 01:59
The media will be hounding Mick for his opinion
of course the obvious one to give
Is “ I haven’t readied the bloody book leave me alone!”
or “bugger-off!” Well maybe he’s telling the truth
not everyone who has an advanced
copy will take the time to read it.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2010-10-16 06:30 by copsnrobbers.
Re: Keithstory
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: October 16, 2010 02:01
Quote
skipstone
If you post the picture from the Bridges tour that was in ROLLING STONE (I believe the one with Mick and Keith on the cover), Keith on stage in the cat shirt, bending down/over with a huge grin on his face playing what looks like Start Me Up, it will be the first online posting of it that I've ever seen.
And it's my fave of Keith period. I've never been able to find it online.
Hi Skipstone ,Ya I remember that particular photo will try and dig it up.
Re: Keithstory
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: October 16, 2010 03:12
You shouldn't take so hard
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2010-10-16 07:45 by copsnrobbers.
Re: Keithstory
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: October 16, 2010 03:31
Some one will ask "Keith could you sign my
guitar pick?
Of course you know that would be impossible
due to keef’s large flamboyant signature.
Still I bet you keef would give it a try
just for fun.
you will be so close you can almost hug him.
But you wouldn’t wanna be the one
To invade his space would you?
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2010-10-16 03:55 by copsnrobbers.
guitar pick?
Of course you know that would be impossible
due to keef’s large flamboyant signature.
Still I bet you keef would give it a try
just for fun.
you will be so close you can almost hug him.
But you wouldn’t wanna be the one
To invade his space would you?
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2010-10-16 03:55 by copsnrobbers.
Re: Keithstory
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: October 16, 2010 04:00
Yeah that will be another Rolling stones Highlight this year.
Like the re-re-release of EOMS the movie last month… good times
.. no doubt.
Ya, how about it ? … yes sir…good times .
"ALRIGHT LET’S CUT OUT THE CRAP"
WHAT ABOUT IT? YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT…
don’t come off coy GIMME! hint maybe a glimmer
throw me a bone Keef
say-it!!!!
T O U R
Will he say it? Has he Mick’s approval ?
Charlie & Woody hit the road
The Eldest and the youngest leaving plenty of room
for the youthful glimmer twins
To fit the slot in between. What you wanna
see a Hybrid of the Stones?
yes you do, me too.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2010-10-16 04:11 by copsnrobbers.
Like the re-re-release of EOMS the movie last month… good times
.. no doubt.
Ya, how about it ? … yes sir…good times .
"ALRIGHT LET’S CUT OUT THE CRAP"
WHAT ABOUT IT? YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT…
don’t come off coy GIMME! hint maybe a glimmer
throw me a bone Keef
say-it!!!!
T O U R
Will he say it? Has he Mick’s approval ?
Charlie & Woody hit the road
The Eldest and the youngest leaving plenty of room
for the youthful glimmer twins
To fit the slot in between. What you wanna
see a Hybrid of the Stones?
yes you do, me too.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2010-10-16 04:11 by copsnrobbers.
Re: Keithstory
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: October 16, 2010 04:36
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2010-10-16 04:50 by copsnrobbers.
Re: Keithstory
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: October 16, 2010 05:01
Yes it's funny...funny.
Here is my favorite keith story
Re: Keithstory
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: October 16, 2010 05:03
Rolling Stone Mag,
April 15th 1971 Prodigal Sons Tour Mother Country.
excerpt
“Boogie, Bobby, boogie” Marshall Chess
is saying over and over to Bobby Keys
in the seat nest to him . Slamming
out the phrases and laughing as they
talk about old times .
Boo-gey, Boo-gey” Anita Richards ,
is sing-songing in the back of the
plane , making the words sound line
an errant German nickname for
a Humphrey Bogart Boogie,
a small brown and white puppy dog,
is about to fall asleep
in the arms of Anita’s Husband, Keith.
The doors of the midnight flight from Glasgow
to London are about to close. Conversations buzz and hum.
Only the tops of heads and the oustside elbows are visiable.
What could be nicer? Flying home from Glasgow
in the midnight hour after
Two good shows before packed houses
of people from out of 1957 (brass blondes
ladies screaming and clutching at their heads
whenever Mick showed his ass to the audience
Contentment positively flows from seat to seat.
The engines are about to rev, It’s five, four,
three, two, minutes to take off .When down the
aisle comes a blue –jacket airline official,
all the way to the back seat where Keith and
his dog recline. And the official says:
“That dog Flies by prior arrangement only sir,
you’ll have to get off the plane .”
Keith “what?”
--“I’m sorry sir I warned you in the airport.
How you manage to slip by me on the plane
I don’t know but you’ll have to get off Now!”
-“Look I’ve flown BEA, TWA Pan-Am”
Keith Richards, singer, composer, lead guitar player, Rolling Stones'
is reciting a list of every airline her ever been on.
“To San Francisco, to places you or this airline
have never been…” “You have to supply a box sir”
I happen to know that section of the Geneva Convention
very well: you have to supply the box .
This is ridiculous. It’s an emergency. "
My wife and family are here, we have to get home
to take my child to the doctor tomorrow.”
“I’m sorry sir”
“We just want to get home .
Is it that important? Just let us leave”
“The rules, sir.”
“ I know the rules. Get this plane going ,
we’re not moving.”
Exit the official Re-enters the
offical with two large blue Scotish policmen..
“ Ere wot’s the law doin’ ere? Come to arrest us all.
Have you?”
"Oy, you you, oy” A big Scottish cop is doing
his best to ignore Mick, who is lying flat on his backbone
in a seat, naked to waist save for
a blue nylon windbreaker someone has thrown over him
after he gave away his sweaty T-shirt on stage.
“Oy. Oy” Mick says Loudly , a saucey shoolboy trying to ge
the police to notice.
He reaches out to jangle at the cop’s sleeve. “Now,
now chummy,” the cop says. Leaning over.
“ No ones’s done nothing’ yet, why should
we arrest anyone?”
“He’s come to arrest the dog” Keith says.
Robert Greenfield
Edited 8 time(s). Last edit at 2010-10-16 06:08 by copsnrobbers.
Re: Keithstory
Posted by:
Wanton Witch of the Côte
()
Date: October 16, 2010 06:14
Quote
copsnrobbers
[/b]
>
< This one is too good!!!This and the one of him holding the 'medicine bag' and the bottle should have been on his book's cover.
Re: Keithstory
Posted by:
skipstone
()
Date: October 16, 2010 06:33
Quote
copsnrobbers
Hi Skipstone ,Ya I remember that particular photo will try and dig it up.
Cool! My scanner is broke and I have no idea where I have that picture but I sure do remember it - it's just fantastic!
Re: Keithstory
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: October 16, 2010 07:15
Wanna say Hello to Skipstones, Edith Grove ,Wanton Witch of the Côte ()
and those sneaking a peep. alright with you now.
and those sneaking a peep. alright with you now.
Re: Keithstory
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: October 16, 2010 07:27
(This last photo from Bill Wilson of RS.com fame)
Re: Keithstory
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: October 16, 2010 22:13
Another keithstory ( i remember reading this back in the day)
"Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards has
confessed that he is “not a huge fan” of David Bowie.
Speaking in this month’s Uncut magazine,
Richards said that ‘Changes’, which appears
on Bowie’s fourth album ‘Hunky Dory’, was
the only song by the artist that he could “remember”.
"It's all pose. It's all @#$%& posing.
It's nothing to do with music He knows it too,”
Richards said.
“I can't think of anything else he's
done that would make my hair stand up."
"Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards has
confessed that he is “not a huge fan” of David Bowie.
Speaking in this month’s Uncut magazine,
Richards said that ‘Changes’, which appears
on Bowie’s fourth album ‘Hunky Dory’, was
the only song by the artist that he could “remember”.
"It's all pose. It's all @#$%& posing.
It's nothing to do with music He knows it too,”
Richards said.
“I can't think of anything else he's
done that would make my hair stand up."
Re: Keithstory
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: October 16, 2010 22:55
Keith Richards set fire to Playboy mansion Keith Richards
has told how he once set fire to the Playboy mansion.
The Rolling Stones rocker said he was high
on drugs when he and saxophonist Bobby Keys
almost burned the Chicago building down...
keef smoking that goddamn weed again.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2010-10-17 01:14 by copsnrobbers.
Re: Keithstory
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: October 17, 2010 00:24
More keithstory
Keith Richards reveals fruity side
Veteran rocker Keith Richards has found
a new passion in life - growing lemons.
The Rolling Stones guitarist
left US TV viewers open-mouthed
as he described how he nurtured
his fruit tree from a pot full of seeds...
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2010-10-17 00:25 by copsnrobbers.
Keith Richards reveals fruity side
Veteran rocker Keith Richards has found
a new passion in life - growing lemons.
The Rolling Stones guitarist
left US TV viewers open-mouthed
as he described how he nurtured
his fruit tree from a pot full of seeds...
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2010-10-17 00:25 by copsnrobbers.
Re: Keithstory
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: October 17, 2010 00:45
excerpt from the book
Some of my most outrageous nights I can only
believe actually happened because of corroborating
evidence. No wonder I’m famous for partying!
The ultimate party, if it’s any good, you can’t
remember it. You get these brief vignettes of
what you did. “Oh, you don’t remember shooting
the gun? Pull up the carpet, look at those holes, man.”
I feel a bit of shame and embarrassment.
“You can’t remember that? When you got your dick out,
swinging from the chandelier, anybody up for grabs,
wrap it in a five-pound note?”
Nope, don’t remember a thing about it.
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