Tell Me :
Talk
Peace to you .
I understand the kids sending letters
to Santa are asking for clothes. cold much?
Hello good health to you Mary Christmas
Harry Hanukkah Cookie Kwanzaa
we here at copsnrobbers
love you and we hope that you will love we too
WEE!!!! lovvve they .... WEE! lovvve you.
alright lets cut out the crap.
A lot of fun photos cool Stones pics I’m sure
you’ve seen before
This thread will be riddled with bad jokes sick
humor and naughty stuff .. More Brandy!!!
Want to remind the viewer
reading copsnrobbers’ blogs may cause severe headache
nausea nose bleeds ,dry eye , cotton mouth , sore throat, dizziness ,
testosterone leakage , low self esteem the Christmas blues
rectal dysfunctions, sexual and gambling urges, depression ,
erection lasting for more than four hours ,anxiety,
shortness of breath Blurred vision, blindness, Horny ,
restless leg syndrome , trouble passing gas, vomiting,
hangovers, social constipation, lung infection ,
bat shitt crazy runs, compulsive stealing lying ,
and cheating too if rare effect occur please
consult your dear doctor
this thread will be two hundred miles of bad road.
let me set it up
you can always checkin
tommorroww
thanks
Ornament City town folk was anticipating
good news from the summit.
Some one whispered
"Maybe we shouldn't spend all our money on gifts,
you never know about the Stones."
-- Have you finish reading Keef's book? --
"what a bunch of children they are."
--The worst. --
Some people on Stones sites disputing Keith's memory of his own life.
Some other fans are upset over his accuracy, leaving out
substantial periods in Stones folkcore
a few upset Charlie was rarely mention
All bout Mick.
here comes the insanity... wait for it
This all started when i notice everybody around me was poor
Luckly i got a part time job for the holidays
i decided to get some letters of recommendations
I was living in Ornament City pass the North Pole
the rumors began to swirl about the Stones coming to town.
Here's a letter I emailed.
Copsnrobbers worked for Music Plus North Pole Mall since
August off ’89 he is a valued and treasured employee
in all repsects. Copsnrobbers are difficult to find in this
lazy economy I highly recommend him to all re-tail stores
for their Santa.
His qualities are many and I will highlight some of the ones
that stand out he is trustworthy person who we have
entrusted he is responsible and conscientious of his work,
he never missed work and he worked extra shifts when needed.
We have been very fortunate to such a wonderful
super person to work with for So many years.
Copsnrobbers is also a natural people person therefore
his customers sevice skills are second to none.He remembers
everyone’s name and he knows their favorite items too.
As a result, customers routinely request him which results
in a wonderful customer based on our happy customers.
Copsnrobbers is also versatile in the re- tail business sin.
He knows his way around a cash register and
possesses many pockets and management qualities. In his ability
to work the floor he is also great for staff morale because
he has a ‘can do attitude” in all occasions.
I have seen Cnr display great ease and calmness
in the most hectic times of work he is amazing under
pressure and he rises to every occasion.
Cnr will be sadly missed around here. It will be the
company’s lost. There is not one person not affected
by his leaving us. That is the type of person he is though,
he touches everuyone with his genuineness.
It has been a pleasure and an honor to work
with Cnr we wish him posperity and happiness.
Sign,
SANTA CLAUS
OMG! I GOT THE JOB!
PART TIME SANTA AT THE MINI MALL!!!!
But first I had to go for a routine
evaluation
(nice lunch box to bad we can't afford to put any food in it.)
Finally! I made it to my evaluation appointment
with Dr Friggy well known doctor of the shrink method
I was ready for him. I had all my answers memorized.
I was ready to make my case
why he should give me a passing grade.
I was thinking of that poor little girl
"Look daddy everytime a bell rings an angels falls out of the sky..."
they called my name i was nervous I thought ' maybe we'll eat this Christmas.'
Sec.: Doctor Friggy your next appointment is here.
Cnr: Please to meet you is it ok * if I lock the door?
DF: Oi...
Cnr: May I check your closet?
I’m going to close the curtains now. not to worry.
DF: I see you are applying for the Santa Claus
position how wonderful of you
Please sit already. Would you like my wife home
made something I don't know anuymore
I schlep them around all over
Try one , why don't you come eat by us for
Shabat. My daughter Miriam is all grown up now.
God willing, you should settle down and marry
how presumptuous of me I’m sorry maybe
your’e a big shot Mr.fancy-shmancy playboy
over here stooping everything that moves…
so tell me about yourself already.
Cnr: Well I’m not crazy if that’s what you mean.
DF: I see on your profile here your hobbies
are Rolling Stones
That Mick Jagger he got some tookas that
other guy he got moxie! I tell ya Bubeleh
You can’t go wrong with the stones forged aboud-it
Tell me about the people the fans
the Rolling Stones
Cnr: They’re f* crazy it never stops
with the posting allnight and day like
Fade jaded junkie ness wanna to know every
little bit about the F* Stones every lazy habit
false dream their bad values
the end of the world and they help expedite
thier down trotting days with
Brian and all his riff raff and trysting .
Putzing around the Stones’ sites all day
shlepping the latest rumor never ending
Sightings
DF: very interesting tell me about your family
Cnr: Mishegas ! the’re all a bunch of klutzs
DF: I see how do you feel about Santa Claus ?
Cnr: bupkes he’s a tool. Naw just kidding
he’s a nice guy feh!.
DF: I hear contempt in your voice why with all the drama?
Cnr: He brings me @#$! I don’t ask for
he’s got a lot of chutzpah .
Just once I’d like to hear him scream
“YOU-GET-ROLLING STONES’ TICKETS,
AND YOU-GET-ANOTHER-TICKET-YOU-GET
A—TICKET - YOU IN THE BACK YOU GET A CAR
MOTHER F*#KERS !!!!
- -OMG!!!!!! -
DF: Getting is good.
Cnr: ya but yu can’t always get what you want.
DF: Yes this is true but you get what you
need remember that
Cupsnrobbers. I see your last job you
were let go because you kept
Forgetting to put the cheese on the pizza .
how did you feel after that?
Cnr: Awhful
DF: Cupsnrobbers I will now show you these
drawings I painted them myself
Tell me how you feel what do they look like
to you...ready get set.
Cnr: I love eye exams.
DF: Now tell me which is better One or two?
CNR: What’s my choices again?
DF: Try again which is better one or two
CNR: Three!
DF: Three! what three! What are you a comedian?
Now concentrate , which one is shaper, one or two ?
CNR: three
DF: GO ON GET OUT OF HERE, DON’T WASTE MY TIME .
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Who wants yesterday papers? Certainly not you!
Gentlemen is your dicks private's in personal peril
Have you been kicking the stall al night ?
if you have problems getting your rocks off
with your special one, take the night
off and go out and get off for
when the moment is right The North Pole Lounge
- connection* look no further! Because
hearts are for sale at the North Pole Lounge.
The North Pole Lounge is now open for business .
Go where the boys all go The North Pole Lounge
We invite you this Holiday to the only bordello with
a chandelier even better than you dirty filthy stinky basement.
Now wouldn’t you much rather be with the boys
dodging rubbers?
Friend put your money down at ” The North Pole Lounge "
Let me ask you do you never seem to get enough
brown sugar in your loving cup when you’re at home?
Are you always crying out “Can’t you hear me knocking
throw- me down the keys!” when is the last
time she cook you up some breakfast
and one was the last time she kissed on the
cheek and you turned on her tv?
Does she hide her love away?
Is your heavy throbbers itchin'
causing problems just to lay a solid rhythm down?
Than step out into something new Step into
the North Pole Lounge where some
of the hottest honky tonk women will heave
you over their shoulder into the bosom of her petals
The North Pole Lounge. Where you will experience
the womens of your whim. Guaranteed
to lick the fuzz off each other’s peaches and
your tongue’s getting tired.
The North Pole Lounge open every day .
The North Pole Lounge
was her possessions would be your obsession
The North Pole Lounge except Master Charge Only
with approve credit rating, must be 21 yrs or older.
You whipped me I'm hurting
Abused me for certain
And slavery should not exist
Is this what I get a poison kiss
Without you I'm dead meat
I'm a raggedy dog dying in the street
Of a God-forsaken shanty town
Where gangs of children are hunted down
You left me I'm braindead
I'm feeling nothing strapped to my bed
On life support tubes in my nose
Tubes in my arms shot full of holes
And the doctors says you'll be okay
And if you'd only stay away
From femme fatales and dirty bitches
And daylight drabs and nightime witches
And working girls and blue stockings
And dance hall babes and body poppers
And waitresses with broken noses
Checkout girls striking poses
And politicians' garish wives
With alcoholic @#$%& like knives
I got back at 6 am in the morning , only had an hour before
my first day on my new job... My boss imformed me the Stones will
be playing the mini mall and that i was the backstage
Santa sort of meet and greet duties
( what a hang -over )
I know it's only rock n' roll but i'm in tatters.
/b]
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Now Christmas comes, 'tis fit that we
Should feast and sing and merry be,
Keep open house, let fiddlers play;
A fig for cold, sing care away!
And may they who thereat repine,
On brown bread and on small beer dine.
Make fires with logs, let the cooks sweat
With boiling and with roasting meat;
Let ovens be heat for fresh supplies
Of puddings, pasties, and minced-pies.
And whilst that Christmas doth abide
Let butt'ry-door stand open wide.
Hang up those churls that will not feast
Or with good fellows be a guest,
And hang up those would take away
The observation of that day;
O may they never minced-pies eat,
Plum-pudding, roast-beef green eggs and ham,
But blest be they, awake and sleep,
Who at that time a good house keep;
May never want come nigh their door,
Who at that time relieve the poor;
Be plenty always in their house
Of , mutton, souse.
When I got home the phone was ringing off the hook
"Hello who is it on the line?"
My friend yelling "PUT ON THE NEWS!! THE STONES!! THE STONES!!!
The pied pipers of the rebellious young millions who
in the 1960s made
Rock the language of love
young people, people who care about the world around them.
We let you be and look like your self, not a carbon copy of
anyone else.
The billboard summed it all up
The sound of today is more relevant to the hope
Of tomorrow in the reality of destruction that the blind
who cannot see their children for fear and division something
that grew and relates to todays children, the Rolling Stones. "
Santa: PLEASE MY I HAVE YOR ATTENTION!
Thank you. Just for the record. Many bands have played rock n' roll
but only one band is rock n' roll.
Thank you for coming we are expecting the Rolling Stones with a brief
conference answer some question . The Stones show at the mini mall
will be my first stop this year Christmas run. I will
MC the show after that I will continue his yearly trek around the world
starting off with a pre-trek ribbon cutting ceremony
Rainforest Hilton Hotel outside the Amazon basin
plenty of Coke-Ca-Cola McDonalds fatburgers a BP float
complete with leaks
Many piles of shitt lots of souvenir shops and diesel fumes open to the public.
The tour will start in Antarctica south of the equator dew
north to southern tip of Africa Cape Town refresh
the reindeers with magic reindeer fluff reload the sleigh
then fly East via north eastern route
to Moscow with all stops in between.
The sleigh will head due east pass China dip
south to Australia Jettison north west by passing Canada
landing in New Foundland, changing sleighs with more
back space for his final trek flinging out into orbit
2000 light years per hour and work his way to a greet & meet,
all the children in the Americas ,
and finally back to the North Pole in
time for football
This years Santa sponsors are Directbuy.com .
If your poor you need Directbuy.com United Health Care " Let me rip you off"
and by AARP health Care Medicare & Supplement plan.
the Koch Brothers makers of fine money and seedy agendas
Sprivia “Fast acting” Goldman Sacks doing God’s work.”
Care One Debt Relief , you know you need it- Vanica, “facial hair remover now in spray.”
ACCCE “we’ll lie under oath for clean energy.”
T-moble “ get going.” Lipozene pro active fat killer“Stay thin this holiday
don't eat like a pig you slob.”
and by "No Gray“ Hair color that last longer” and by
Nutrogena Tone Corrector “ You got the look ”
The Jupiter Jack “ 30 day money back guaranteed.”
The Twin Draft Guard “when the wind blows be prepared.’
And by Medical Hair Restoration. “Spot –on.”
Foot note Santa will hit most of the major markets
in the world in order to accommodate everyone
we are waiting for the Stones ... i know it's cold in here
just a little bit longer and then the Stones.
Hello everyone thank you
for waiting, The holidays are fast approchin'
don't have much time.
Thank you very much for coming I’m please
to announce a big sleigh ride this year
Starting at the Ornemant City mini mall. I think you got all
that in little bits paper...
I know your dying to ask questions like,
will this be the last time? How much money your gonna earn ?
But I wont preempt you completely but do fire away .
Question ! Yes you in the front, do you have a question?
"Ronnie!!"
-What?!-
"Ronnie!! over here!!"
-what?!
"forget-it."
The BBC Kieth! Keith!! OVER HERE! Hello Richard Quest BBC,
Keith will you be beating up
any more reporters on this tour?!
Keef: yes of course.
TBN : Give us a sample of the new material
break out the good stuff!!
boys..
This ones got a nice back beat, right.
"he was made of cash and change.
He was our boy Frost, oh but what he cost, and he was
quite deranged.
Frosty the Dough Man, made of all our junk and greed.
As the houses glowed neon bright, each and every night some
guy aimed towards him and peed."
Huffington Post : MICK! You had mentioned
money yourself , and there has been quiet a lot of talk
about how much you will make on this trek some rock
critics charge you’re only doing it for the money?
The Daily Sun: Keith !! can you reflect on what
you and Mick said on an MTV interview
Mick “ I don’t wanna just do it for the money… I wanna
it to be something that really gona say something rather
than just repeat …and if it’s gonna be a difficult endlessly
programmatic hassle which all the envy you get
with all the money I’m not sure if I’m gonna do it.
I want it to be a joy.”… Keith “ There’s no point getting
to be 44 or 45 years old and think we have to compete
with some twenty year old guy this music growing up to
me a very exiting possibilities uncharted area etcetera
frontier can be push lets see if this music grows up and
to me lets find out, we’re at the cutting edge of that
possibilities.” My question to youif you were
a 22 year old would you pay $250 to see the stones?
Fox News: Do you have nasty habits?
-NO solo material-
Thank you good bye
hope to see ya at the mini mall.
Meanwhile the Burgermeister calls up the ticket printers
Kris and Rudolph to deliver tickets for Ornament City
mini mall Christmas show
directly to him.
Kris and Rudolph set off to delivery
the tickets from the North Pole when they happen to run into
The Winter Warlock who trades his magic pot
for a ticket to the great show. a done deal in deed.
Wiinter Warlock : Here take this pouch inside are dried
leaves of resin only use a tincy-whincy tiny
bit when you get cold.
Kris: it smells good!
Rudolph: can I have some too…. Christmissy this is the bomb.
Kris: Come-back-down Rudolph
Rudolph: I don't know how...
Burgermeister: Where is he?!
Grimsley : I must speak frankly Burgermister they
were never to be trusted with the tickets they
are irresponsible failures both of them.
Btw here's another baby left on the door step.
Burgermeister : If they don’t bring me my tickets
I will out law all the records!
Grimsley: The townspeople are anxious they demand to see a show!
Bugermeister: throw them toys to keep them quiet
Grimsley: wise idea may I suggest you order the people
of Ornament City
they must lock their windows and doors
when they do arrive that way we’ll be assured
of getting our tickets first
Bugermeister:Where are those two?
Grimsley: No sign of them yet.
Bugermeister : I’ve been bamboozold!!!
If i get home before day light just might get some sleep..
Kris: Sure I got tickets for you and your friends...
here have another i have plenty!
-Can i have a ticket?-
-Me too, please!
Kris: I think we’re lost
Rudolph : I’m hungry
Kris: Come on we gotta delivery the tickets before the show starts.
Rudolph: Ho-ho-ho! Look at me I’m Santa…weeeee!
Something happen to me yesterday
Something I can't speak of right away
He don't know if it's right or wrong
maybe he should tell someone
he's not sure just what it was
Or if it's against the law..
Something!...
On the day of the show my boss called me in
and instructed me that
I would be the backstage Santa .
Finally I had arrived I was in Show Bizness back
stage with all the stars and bands
I was one of them...shidoobee.
The Stones will be entering my section of the backstage it would
be up to me to let them pass or not
I was drunk with power.
Are you suppose to be here? let me see your backstage pass.
GOOD EVENING ORNAMEMT CITY DO YOU FEEL GOOD?!!!!
WELL ALRIGHT!
PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
FOR ARISTA RECORDS GRAMMY WINNING ARTIST
LETS HEAR IT FOR... THE GRINCH!!!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE GRINCH!!
I'LL SAY IT AGAIN THE GRINCH!!!
" Those silly people with opposing thumbs
and their cell phones remote control
I-phone and their Facespace book social networking
and their Atoms and germs
fiber optic smoking choking jokers sipping
their latte in their mindless daily repetitive task
eye balling their seven day news cycle
with their sluttish tattoos and those stupid bar codes
and their GPS.
And that ridiculous super hadron collider
with their technical support and their alt.
delete function control shift kill error systems alert
and their pathetic rock and roll tribute bands.
The torture never stops."
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The Grinch took the jigsaw puzzle, Boo-who-who*
In all the hustle and bustle he tossed away
the shmuzzle puzzel
He left them dead flowers he painted the door black
He clicked his heels and he smashed up the Steel Wheels
8-track
The Grinch left them no expectations
and stole their stocking filled with candy
and congradulations
he took the beast of burden and the alder berry wine
plus the diamonds from the mine
he stuff everything into his sleigh
he stole the finger print file and
the shinny clothes in a pile .
singing ” That’s what I say hey, hey-hey!”
he ate their cookies and milk and stayed for awhile
and then with a sheepish grin he road off
down the ol' moonlight mile.
ORNAMENT CITY PLEASE MAKE WELCOME ROLLING STONES!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEITH RICHARDS.
I'am just trying to get one good photo
with the riders in the heat...
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Good evening Ornament City thank you
keith shall we get naughty on thier arses?
--sure why not.--
the fields of Eden are full of trash!
people are hungry and the city gets bigger as
the country comes begging to town
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you don't need the sleaze around
Sleeping all alone , I've been rockn-around the world.
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I've been walking after midnight all around central park
Shhss-shsss- shuffling through the street with egg on my face
--whatta matter with you boi?--
sometimes i wann sing...sometimes i wanna sing ...sometimes I wanna sing to myself>
she would never say where she came from
yesterday don't matter...
she was practice at the art of deception.
sing it with me..
-NOW YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET...--
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FRIDAY NIGHT I WAS WAITING FOR MY FACTORY GIRL!
she never came. I was over come with a case of
the honky tonk womens blues
i am the little-rooster... i said i am the little red rooster baby.
thank you IORR fan club Safe holidays
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Ornament City.
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: December 16, 2010 23:06
Peace to you .
I understand the kids sending letters
to Santa are asking for clothes. cold much?
Hello good health to you Mary Christmas
Harry Hanukkah Cookie Kwanzaa
we here at copsnrobberslove you and we hope that you will love we too
WEE!!!! lovvve they .... WEE! lovvve you.
alright lets cut out the crap.
A lot of fun photos cool Stones pics I’m sure
you’ve seen before
This thread will be riddled with bad jokes sick
humor and naughty stuff .. More Brandy!!!
Want to remind the viewer
reading copsnrobbers’ blogs may cause severe headache
nausea nose bleeds ,dry eye , cotton mouth , sore throat, dizziness ,
testosterone leakage , low self esteem the Christmas blues
rectal dysfunctions, sexual and gambling urges, depression ,
erection lasting for more than four hours ,anxiety,
shortness of breath Blurred vision, blindness, Horny ,
restless leg syndrome , trouble passing gas, vomiting,
hangovers, social constipation, lung infection ,
bat shitt crazy runs, compulsive stealing lying ,
and cheating too if rare effect occur please
consult your dear doctor
this thread will be two hundred miles of bad road.
let me set it up
you can always checkin
tommorroww
thanks
Re: Ornament City.
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: December 16, 2010 23:31
Ornament City town folk was anticipating
good news from the summit.
Some one whispered
"Maybe we shouldn't spend all our money on gifts,
you never know about the Stones."
-- Have you finish reading Keef's book? --
"what a bunch of children they are."
--The worst. --
Some people on Stones sites disputing Keith's memory of his own life.
Some other fans are upset over his accuracy, leaving out
substantial periods in Stones folkcore
a few upset Charlie was rarely mention
All bout Mick.
here comes the insanity... wait for it
Re: Ornament City.
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: December 17, 2010 00:07
This all started when i notice everybody around me was poor
Luckly i got a part time job for the holidays
i decided to get some letters of recommendations
I was living in Ornament City pass the North Pole
the rumors began to swirl about the Stones coming to town.
Here's a letter I emailed.
Copsnrobbers worked for Music Plus North Pole Mall since
August off ’89 he is a valued and treasured employee
in all repsects. Copsnrobbers are difficult to find in this
lazy economy I highly recommend him to all re-tail stores
for their Santa.
His qualities are many and I will highlight some of the ones
that stand out he is trustworthy person who we have
entrusted he is responsible and conscientious of his work,
he never missed work and he worked extra shifts when needed.
We have been very fortunate to such a wonderful
super person to work with for So many years.
Copsnrobbers is also a natural people person therefore
his customers sevice skills are second to none.He remembers
everyone’s name and he knows their favorite items too.
As a result, customers routinely request him which results
in a wonderful customer based on our happy customers.
Copsnrobbers is also versatile in the re- tail business sin.
He knows his way around a cash register and
possesses many pockets and management qualities. In his ability
to work the floor he is also great for staff morale because
he has a ‘can do attitude” in all occasions.
I have seen Cnr display great ease and calmness
in the most hectic times of work he is amazing under
pressure and he rises to every occasion.
Cnr will be sadly missed around here. It will be the
company’s lost. There is not one person not affected
by his leaving us. That is the type of person he is though,
he touches everuyone with his genuineness.
It has been a pleasure and an honor to work
with Cnr we wish him posperity and happiness.
Sign,
SANTA CLAUS
OMG! I GOT THE JOB!
PART TIME SANTA AT THE MINI MALL!!!!
But first I had to go for a routine
evaluation
(nice lunch box to bad we can't afford to put any food in it.)
Finally! I made it to my evaluation appointment
with Dr Friggy well known doctor of the shrink method
I was ready for him. I had all my answers memorized.
I was ready to make my case
why he should give me a passing grade.
I was thinking of that poor little girl
"Look daddy everytime a bell rings an angels falls out of the sky..."
they called my name i was nervous I thought ' maybe we'll eat this Christmas.'
Sec.: Doctor Friggy your next appointment is here.
Cnr: Please to meet you is it ok * if I lock the door?
DF: Oi...
Cnr: May I check your closet?
I’m going to close the curtains now. not to worry.
DF: I see you are applying for the Santa Claus
position how wonderful of you
Please sit already. Would you like my wife home
made something I don't know anuymore
I schlep them around all over
Try one , why don't you come eat by us for
Shabat. My daughter Miriam is all grown up now.
God willing, you should settle down and marry
how presumptuous of me I’m sorry maybe
your’e a big shot Mr.fancy-shmancy playboy
over here stooping everything that moves…
so tell me about yourself already.
Cnr: Well I’m not crazy if that’s what you mean.
DF: I see on your profile here your hobbies
are Rolling Stones
That Mick Jagger he got some tookas that
other guy he got moxie! I tell ya Bubeleh
You can’t go wrong with the stones forged aboud-it
Tell me about the people the fans
the Rolling Stones
Cnr: They’re f* crazy it never stops
with the posting allnight and day like
Fade jaded junkie ness wanna to know every
little bit about the F* Stones every lazy habit
false dream their bad values
the end of the world and they help expedite
thier down trotting days with
Brian and all his riff raff and trysting .
Putzing around the Stones’ sites all day
shlepping the latest rumor never ending
Sightings
DF: very interesting tell me about your family
Cnr: Mishegas ! the’re all a bunch of klutzs
DF: I see how do you feel about Santa Claus ?
Cnr: bupkes he’s a tool. Naw just kidding
he’s a nice guy feh!.
DF: I hear contempt in your voice why with all the drama?
Cnr: He brings me @#$! I don’t ask for
he’s got a lot of chutzpah .
Just once I’d like to hear him scream
“YOU-GET-ROLLING STONES’ TICKETS,
AND YOU-GET-ANOTHER-TICKET-YOU-GET
A—TICKET - YOU IN THE BACK YOU GET A CAR
MOTHER F*#KERS !!!!
- -OMG!!!!!! -
DF: Getting is good.
Cnr: ya but yu can’t always get what you want.
DF: Yes this is true but you get what you
need remember that
Cupsnrobbers. I see your last job you
were let go because you kept
Forgetting to put the cheese on the pizza .
how did you feel after that?
Cnr: Awhful
DF: Cupsnrobbers I will now show you these
drawings I painted them myself
Tell me how you feel what do they look like
to you...ready get set.
Cnr: I love eye exams.
DF: Now tell me which is better One or two?
CNR: What’s my choices again?
DF: Try again which is better one or two
CNR: Three!DF: Three! what three! What are you a comedian?
Now concentrate , which one is shaper, one or two ?
CNR: threeDF: GO ON GET OUT OF HERE, DON’T WASTE MY TIME .
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2010-12-17 00:39 by copsnrobbers.
Re: Ornament City.
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: December 17, 2010 01:18
Hi Open-g...
When I got home I had two calls on my answering machine
the first was the mall manager telling me to report for work
first thing in the morning. The second was my friend
"I'm coming over
to get you , we're all meeting at the North Pole Lounge"
After rolling a fat one i find myself at the cusp
of temtation there is a dried crystalized
orange pollen brownie seducing me
enticing me to succumb to it's smokey evil
I don't know if I'll be able to resit
Oh orange pollen crystallised brownies
why must you tempt me so?
Why must your hash fillings be the things of
the bad Santa?
we hi-tailed-it to the North Pole Lounge
The seedy side of Christmas is nothing new
You don’t notice it at first then when you do
You realize it’s no hanging matter
like it’s no capital crime ...
When I got home I had two calls on my answering machine
the first was the mall manager telling me to report for work
first thing in the morning. The second was my friend
"I'm coming over
to get you , we're all meeting at the North Pole Lounge"
After rolling a fat one i find myself at the cusp
of temtation there is a dried crystalized
orange pollen brownie seducing me
enticing me to succumb to it's smokey evil
I don't know if I'll be able to resit
Oh orange pollen crystallised brownies
why must you tempt me so?
Why must your hash fillings be the things of
the bad Santa?
we hi-tailed-it to the North Pole Lounge
The seedy side of Christmas is nothing newYou don’t notice it at first then when you do
You realize it’s no hanging matter
like it’s no capital crime ...
Re: Ornament City.
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: December 17, 2010 01:44
Who wants yesterday papers? Certainly not you!
Gentlemen is your dicks private's in personal peril
Have you been kicking the stall al night ?
if you have problems getting your rocks off
with your special one, take the night
off and go out and get off for
when the moment is right The North Pole Lounge
- connection* look no further! Because
hearts are for sale at the North Pole Lounge.
The North Pole Lounge is now open for business .
Go where the boys all go The North Pole Lounge
We invite you this Holiday to the only bordello with
a chandelier even better than you dirty filthy stinky basement.
Now wouldn’t you much rather be with the boys
dodging rubbers?
Friend put your money down at ” The North Pole Lounge "
Let me ask you do you never seem to get enough
brown sugar in your loving cup when you’re at home?
Are you always crying out “Can’t you hear me knocking
throw- me down the keys!” when is the last
time she cook you up some breakfast
and one was the last time she kissed on the
cheek and you turned on her tv?
Does she hide her love away?
Is your heavy throbbers itchin'
causing problems just to lay a solid rhythm down?
Than step out into something new Step into
the North Pole Lounge where some
of the hottest honky tonk women will heave
you over their shoulder into the bosom of her petals
The North Pole Lounge. Where you will experience
the womens of your whim. Guaranteed
to lick the fuzz off each other’s peaches and
your tongue’s getting tired.
The North Pole Lounge open every day .
The North Pole Lounge
was her possessions would be your obsession
The North Pole Lounge except Master Charge Only
with approve credit rating, must be 21 yrs or older.
You whipped me I'm hurting
Abused me for certain
And slavery should not exist
Is this what I get a poison kiss
Without you I'm dead meat
I'm a raggedy dog dying in the street
Of a God-forsaken shanty town
Where gangs of children are hunted down
You left me I'm braindead
I'm feeling nothing strapped to my bed
On life support tubes in my nose
Tubes in my arms shot full of holes
And the doctors says you'll be okay
And if you'd only stay away
From femme fatales and dirty bitches
And daylight drabs and nightime witches
And working girls and blue stockings
And dance hall babes and body poppers
And waitresses with broken noses
Checkout girls striking poses
And politicians' garish wives
With alcoholic @#$%& like knives
I got back at 6 am in the morning , only had an hour before
my first day on my new job... My boss imformed me the Stones will
be playing the mini mall and that i was the backstage
Santa sort of meet and greet duties
( what a hang -over )
I know it's only rock n' roll but i'm in tatters.
/b]
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Re: Ornament City.
Posted by:
Edith Grove
()
Date: December 17, 2010 02:41
Merry Christmas from New Orleans !!
Re: Ornament City.
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: December 17, 2010 02:59
Hi Edith Grove Safe Holidays
Merry Christmas.
When I got to the mini mall ny boss was talking to
media he looked nervous they were hounding him for answers
drilling him for information about a possible Stones concert
here at the mall. He kept on telling them "he knew nothing"
an ran back in to his office crying . When he saw me he yelled
"YOU GOT THE CHAIR TODAY!"
meet and greet the kids and moms.
What a headache...I saw all the kids outside OMG! This is no rock 'n' roll show!
The kids look ferocious They’re gonna smash down
all the stores plate glass windows
Put a fist, put a fist through the mall’s steel-plated door…
It was a cold fanged eminating from the other side of the door,
The mall cop kept on shouting “Oh don't do that, oh don't
do that, oh don't do that
Don't you do that, don't you do that
Oh don't do that, oh don't do that! CHILDREN BEHAVE!
OR NO ONE WILL SEE SANTA TODAY NOW GET IN LINE.
The Kids paid no attention to him.
They ran over the mall cop after he opened the door
the kids left their footprints up and down mall.
One of the Kids jumped on my lap and his mother was shouting
"When you were a child
You were treated kind
But you were never brought up right.
You were always spoiled with a thousand toys
But still you cried all night. "
Well I told you once and I told you twice
But ya never listen to my advice
You don't try very hard to please me
With what you know it should be easy
Get me out of here!! " Cried the child.
I tired to stop the poor little girl
but she was to quick and scampered away.
Next!
Stop crying little girl I asked What's wrong Little one?
She said
"When my daddy and mama come home
they been working all night long
Mama puts me on daddy's knee, and I says
"Daddy what's wrong?"
She whispers in my ear so sweet
You know what she says? She says
"Daddy you're a fool to cry
And it makes me wonder why."
I told the kid "You’re a lucky little snot to have a daddy
I tell ya, with my old man I got no respect.
I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?"
He told me to run off a cliff!"
Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 2010-12-17 03:29 by copsnrobbers.
Merry Christmas.
When I got to the mini mall ny boss was talking to
media he looked nervous they were hounding him for answers
drilling him for information about a possible Stones concert
here at the mall. He kept on telling them "he knew nothing"
an ran back in to his office crying . When he saw me he yelled
"YOU GOT THE CHAIR TODAY!"
meet and greet the kids and moms.
What a headache...I saw all the kids outside OMG! This is no rock 'n' roll show!
The kids look ferocious They’re gonna smash down
all the stores plate glass windows
Put a fist, put a fist through the mall’s steel-plated door…
It was a cold fanged eminating from the other side of the door,
The mall cop kept on shouting “Oh don't do that, oh don't
do that, oh don't do that
Don't you do that, don't you do that
Oh don't do that, oh don't do that! CHILDREN BEHAVE!
OR NO ONE WILL SEE SANTA TODAY NOW GET IN LINE.
The Kids paid no attention to him.
They ran over the mall cop after he opened the door
the kids left their footprints up and down mall.
One of the Kids jumped on my lap and his mother was shouting
"When you were a child
You were treated kind
But you were never brought up right.
You were always spoiled with a thousand toys
But still you cried all night. "
Well I told you once and I told you twice
But ya never listen to my advice
You don't try very hard to please me
With what you know it should be easy
Get me out of here!! " Cried the child.
I tired to stop the poor little girl
but she was to quick and scampered away.
Next!
Stop crying little girl I asked What's wrong Little one?
She said
"When my daddy and mama come home
they been working all night long
Mama puts me on daddy's knee, and I says
"Daddy what's wrong?"
She whispers in my ear so sweet
You know what she says? She says
"Daddy you're a fool to cry
And it makes me wonder why."
I told the kid "You’re a lucky little snot to have a daddy
I tell ya, with my old man I got no respect.
I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?"
He told me to run off a cliff!"
Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 2010-12-17 03:29 by copsnrobbers.
Re: Ornament City.
Posted by:
Come On
()
Date: December 17, 2010 09:23
Southern trees bear a strange fruit
Blood on the leaves and blood at the root...
Blood on the leaves and blood at the root...
Re: Ornament City.
Posted by:
MississippiBullfrog
()
Date: December 17, 2010 10:17
Your threads are like songs, Cops...
And it's good to dance to'em.
Luv your beat!
Seasons greetings -
["I can hear the Bullfrog calling me..."]
And it's good to dance to'em.
Luv your beat!
Seasons greetings -
["I can hear the Bullfrog calling me..."]
Re: Ornament City.
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: December 17, 2010 10:49
Now Christmas comes, 'tis fit that we
Should feast and sing and merry be,
Keep open house, let fiddlers play;
A fig for cold, sing care away!
And may they who thereat repine,
On brown bread and on small beer dine.
Make fires with logs, let the cooks sweat
With boiling and with roasting meat;
Let ovens be heat for fresh supplies
Of puddings, pasties, and minced-pies.
And whilst that Christmas doth abide
Let butt'ry-door stand open wide.
Hang up those churls that will not feast
Or with good fellows be a guest,
And hang up those would take away
The observation of that day;
O may they never minced-pies eat,
Plum-pudding, roast-beef green eggs and ham,
But blest be they, awake and sleep,
Who at that time a good house keep;
May never want come nigh their door,
Who at that time relieve the poor;
Be plenty always in their house
Of , mutton, souse.
When I got home the phone was ringing off the hook
"Hello who is it on the line?"
My friend yelling "PUT ON THE NEWS!! THE STONES!! THE STONES!!!
The pied pipers of the rebellious young millions who
in the 1960s made
Rock the language of love
young people, people who care about the world around them.
We let you be and look like your self, not a carbon copy of
anyone else.
The billboard summed it all up
The sound of today is more relevant to the hope
Of tomorrow in the reality of destruction that the blind
who cannot see their children for fear and division something
that grew and relates to todays children, the Rolling Stones. "
Santa: PLEASE MY I HAVE YOR ATTENTION!
Thank you. Just for the record. Many bands have played rock n' roll
but only one band is rock n' roll.
Thank you for coming we are expecting the Rolling Stones with a brief
conference answer some question . The Stones show at the mini mall
will be my first stop this year Christmas run. I will
MC the show after that I will continue his yearly trek around the world
starting off with a pre-trek ribbon cutting ceremony
Rainforest Hilton Hotel outside the Amazon basin
plenty of Coke-Ca-Cola McDonalds fatburgers a BP float
complete with leaks
Many piles of shitt lots of souvenir shops and diesel fumes open to the public.
The tour will start in Antarctica south of the equator dew
north to southern tip of Africa Cape Town refresh
the reindeers with magic reindeer fluff reload the sleigh
then fly East via north eastern route
to Moscow with all stops in between.
The sleigh will head due east pass China dip
south to Australia Jettison north west by passing Canada
landing in New Foundland, changing sleighs with more
back space for his final trek flinging out into orbit
2000 light years per hour and work his way to a greet & meet,
all the children in the Americas ,
and finally back to the North Pole in
time for football
This years Santa sponsors are Directbuy.com .
If your poor you need Directbuy.com United Health Care " Let me rip you off"
and by AARP health Care Medicare & Supplement plan.
the Koch Brothers makers of fine money and seedy agendas
Sprivia “Fast acting” Goldman Sacks doing God’s work.”
Care One Debt Relief , you know you need it- Vanica, “facial hair remover now in spray.”
ACCCE “we’ll lie under oath for clean energy.”
T-moble “ get going.” Lipozene pro active fat killer“Stay thin this holiday
don't eat like a pig you slob.”
and by "No Gray“ Hair color that last longer” and by
Nutrogena Tone Corrector “ You got the look ”
The Jupiter Jack “ 30 day money back guaranteed.”
The Twin Draft Guard “when the wind blows be prepared.’
And by Medical Hair Restoration. “Spot –on.”
Foot note Santa will hit most of the major markets
in the world in order to accommodate everyone
we are waiting for the Stones ... i know it's cold in here
just a little bit longer and then the Stones.
Hello everyone thank you
for waiting, The holidays are fast approchin'
don't have much time.
Thank you very much for coming I’m please
to announce a big sleigh ride this year
Starting at the Ornemant City mini mall. I think you got all
that in little bits paper...
I know your dying to ask questions like,
will this be the last time? How much money your gonna earn ?
But I wont preempt you completely but do fire away .
Question ! Yes you in the front, do you have a question?
"Ronnie!!"
-What?!-
"Ronnie!! over here!!"
-what?!
"forget-it."
The BBC Kieth! Keith!! OVER HERE! Hello Richard Quest BBC,
Keith will you be beating up
any more reporters on this tour?!
Keef: yes of course.
TBN : Give us a sample of the new material
break out the good stuff!!
boys..
This ones got a nice back beat, right.
"he was made of cash and change.
He was our boy Frost, oh but what he cost, and he was
quite deranged.
Frosty the Dough Man, made of all our junk and greed.
As the houses glowed neon bright, each and every night some
guy aimed towards him and peed."
Huffington Post : MICK! You had mentioned
money yourself , and there has been quiet a lot of talk
about how much you will make on this trek some rock
critics charge you’re only doing it for the money?
The Daily Sun: Keith !! can you reflect on what
you and Mick said on an MTV interview
Mick “ I don’t wanna just do it for the money… I wanna
it to be something that really gona say something rather
than just repeat …and if it’s gonna be a difficult endlessly
programmatic hassle which all the envy you get
with all the money I’m not sure if I’m gonna do it.
I want it to be a joy.”… Keith “ There’s no point getting
to be 44 or 45 years old and think we have to compete
with some twenty year old guy this music growing up to
me a very exiting possibilities uncharted area etcetera
frontier can be push lets see if this music grows up and
to me lets find out, we’re at the cutting edge of that
possibilities.” My question to youif you were
a 22 year old would you pay $250 to see the stones?
Fox News: Do you have nasty habits?
-NO solo material-
Thank you good bye
hope to see ya at the mini mall.
Re: Ornament City.
Posted by:
SwayStones
()
Date: December 17, 2010 11:11
Hi copsnrobbers !
You did an excellent job -as usual.
Some of the Santa Claus though scared me a little bit :-))
Merry Christmas to you from France !
I am a Frenchie ,as Mick affectionately called them in the Old Grey Whistle Test in 1977 .
You did an excellent job -as usual.
Some of the Santa Claus though scared me a little bit :-))
Merry Christmas to you from France !
I am a Frenchie ,as Mick affectionately called them in the Old Grey Whistle Test in 1977 .
Re: Ornament City.
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: December 17, 2010 11:15
Meanwhile the Burgermeister calls up the ticket printers
Kris and Rudolph to deliver tickets for Ornament City
mini mall Christmas show
directly to him.
Kris and Rudolph set off to delivery
the tickets from the North Pole when they happen to run into
The Winter Warlock who trades his magic pot
for a ticket to the great show. a done deal in deed.
Wiinter Warlock : Here take this pouch inside are dried
leaves of resin only use a tincy-whincy tiny
bit when you get cold.
Kris: it smells good!
Rudolph: can I have some too…. Christmissy this is the bomb.
Kris: Come-back-down Rudolph
Rudolph: I don't know how...
Burgermeister: Where is he?!
Grimsley : I must speak frankly Burgermister they
were never to be trusted with the tickets they
are irresponsible failures both of them.
Btw here's another baby left on the door step.
Burgermeister : If they don’t bring me my tickets
I will out law all the records!
Grimsley: The townspeople are anxious they demand to see a show!
Bugermeister: throw them toys to keep them quiet
Grimsley: wise idea may I suggest you order the people
of Ornament City
they must lock their windows and doors
when they do arrive that way we’ll be assured
of getting our tickets first
Bugermeister:Where are those two?
Grimsley: No sign of them yet.
Bugermeister : I’ve been bamboozold!!!
If i get home before day light just might get some sleep..
Kris: Sure I got tickets for you and your friends...
here have another i have plenty!
-Can i have a ticket?-
-Me too, please!
Kris: I think we’re lost
Rudolph : I’m hungry
Kris: Come on we gotta delivery the tickets before the show starts.
Rudolph: Ho-ho-ho! Look at me I’m Santa…weeeee!
Something happen to me yesterday
Something I can't speak of right away
He don't know if it's right or wrong
maybe he should tell someone
he's not sure just what it was
Or if it's against the law..
Something!...
Re: Ornament City.
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: December 18, 2010 00:43
Friday night time to rock.
Big hello! to Open-g Edith Grove, SwayStones,
Mississippibullfrog, Come On, Custom55, and
to everyone sneaking a peep
safe weekend to you.
Big hello! to Open-g Edith Grove, SwayStones,
Mississippibullfrog, Come On, Custom55, and
to everyone sneaking a peep
safe weekend to you.
Re: Ornament City.
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: December 18, 2010 01:16
On the day of the show my boss called me in
and instructed me that
I would be the backstage Santa .
Finally I had arrived I was in Show Bizness back
stage with all the stars and bands
I was one of them...shidoobee.
The Stones will be entering my section of the backstage it would
be up to me to let them pass or not
I was drunk with power.
Are you suppose to be here? let me see your backstage pass.
Re: Ornament City.
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: December 18, 2010 01:28
GOOD EVENING ORNAMEMT CITY DO YOU FEEL GOOD?!!!!
WELL ALRIGHT!
PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
FOR ARISTA RECORDS GRAMMY WINNING ARTIST
LETS HEAR IT FOR... THE GRINCH!!!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE GRINCH!!
I'LL SAY IT AGAIN THE GRINCH!!!
" Those silly people with opposing thumbs
and their cell phones remote control
I-phone and their Facespace book social networking
and their Atoms and germs
fiber optic smoking choking jokers sipping
their latte in their mindless daily repetitive task
eye balling their seven day news cycle
with their sluttish tattoos and those stupid bar codes
and their GPS.
And that ridiculous super hadron collider
with their technical support and their alt.
delete function control shift kill error systems alert
and their pathetic rock and roll tribute bands.
The torture never stops."
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2010-12-18 01:29 by copsnrobbers.
Re: Ornament City.
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: December 18, 2010 01:50
The Grinch took the jigsaw puzzle, Boo-who-who*
In all the hustle and bustle he tossed away
the shmuzzle puzzel
He left them dead flowers he painted the door black
He clicked his heels and he smashed up the Steel Wheels
8-track
The Grinch left them no expectations
and stole their stocking filled with candy
and congradulations
he took the beast of burden and the alder berry wine
plus the diamonds from the mine
he stuff everything into his sleigh
he stole the finger print file and
the shinny clothes in a pile .
singing ” That’s what I say hey, hey-hey!”
he ate their cookies and milk and stayed for awhile
and then with a sheepish grin he road off
down the ol' moonlight mile.
Re: Ornament City.
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: December 18, 2010 02:06
ORNAMENT CITY PLEASE MAKE WELCOME ROLLING STONES!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEITH RICHARDS.
I'am just trying to get one good photo
with the riders in the heat...
Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 2010-12-18 02:57 by copsnrobbers.
Re: Ornament City.
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: December 18, 2010 02:28
Good evening Ornament City thank you
keith shall we get naughty on thier arses?
--sure why not.--
the fields of Eden are full of trash!
people are hungry and the city gets bigger as
the country comes begging to town
Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 2010-12-18 02:51 by copsnrobbers.
Re: Ornament City.
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: December 18, 2010 03:00
you don't need the sleaze around
Sleeping all alone , I've been rockn-around the world.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2010-12-18 03:09 by copsnrobbers.
Re: Ornament City.
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: December 18, 2010 03:14
I've been walking after midnight all around central park
Shhss-shsss- shuffling through the street with egg on my face
--whatta matter with you boi?--
sometimes i wann sing...sometimes i wanna sing ...sometimes I wanna sing to myself>
Re: Ornament City.
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: December 18, 2010 03:22
she would never say where she came from
yesterday don't matter...
she was practice at the art of deception.
sing it with me..
-NOW YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET...--
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2010-12-18 03:25 by copsnrobbers.
Re: Ornament City.
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: December 18, 2010 03:37
FRIDAY NIGHT I WAS WAITING FOR MY FACTORY GIRL!
she never came. I was over come with a case of
the honky tonk womens blues
Re: Ornament City.
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: December 18, 2010 03:42
i am the little-rooster... i said i am the little red rooster baby.
Re: Ornament City.
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: December 18, 2010 03:51
I said everybody got to go...
i don't give a hoot of the morning
talkin' bout the midnight rambler everybody got to go..
oh don't do that... oh don't do that... don't do that
don't do that...
well-well-well!
i don't give a hoot of the morning
talkin' bout the midnight rambler everybody got to go..
oh don't do that... oh don't do that... don't do that
don't do that...
well-well-well!
Re: Ornament City.
Posted by:
copsnrobbers
()
Date: December 18, 2010 04:07
thank you IORR fan club Safe holidays
always fun posting on this site
thank you
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