Re: Houston, 2003, Honky Tonk Women w/ Johnnie Johnson
Date: December 10, 2006 05:35
thor Wrote:
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> That would be great to hear. My wife and I were
> front and to the slight left of stage ...just
> before the show we had a "meet and greet" with the
> Stones. Great evening.
Hey Thor, I know a great joke. Thor, God of Thunder, decided to come down from his place at Odin's side and bestow his seed on a mortal woman. She was the fairest maid in all of Norway, tho she hadn't been able to find a husband because of her horrible lisp. Thor made vigorous and enthusiastic love to her for hours; thunder crashed, lightning followed, several film montages were recorded for future use.
When the lovemaking was done, Thor righted himself and exclaimed "consider yourself blessed, O mortal woman, for I am THOR!"
The woman replied "Thu think you're Thor? I stho Thor I sthincerely doubt I'll be able to walk before next Tthrusday!"