Keith has been signed up for a further cameo role in the Remake of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Drafts of the script are currently circulating on the net.

Man with cart, ringing bell and trudging down the filthy street.

Cart man,
“Bring out your Dead ! [clang] Bring out your dead ! [clang]

Man emerges from broken down hovel, with Keith slung across his shoulder

Keith,
“..it’s good to be here…it’s good to be anywhere !”

Cart man
“I can’t take HIM !”

Man from hovel
“Why not ? “

Cart man
“ He’s not dead !”

Man from hovel
“Yes he is !”
Keith
“…where’s me shiv ? “

Man from hovel.
“..well he’s nearly dead…he’s suffered a major brain trauma, he’s crippled with arthritis, his liver is rotten, he’s got senile dementia and he’s had a massive stroke”

Keith
“ Whoops ! Get me a vodka an’ orange !”

Cart man
“ No can’t take him. He looks fine to me…..
LOOK he’s running off ! “

Keith
“ ..On with the show… Little T&A “

Grim Reaper lurking in the shadows.

“ F*CK !. looks like it’ll be just me and that wrinkly little b*stard left after all !
This scythe’s no bloody good…I’ll have to get me a Telecaster ! “

"Where's me shiv?" LOL Haha...I have a friend and he is always joking about Keith. That it's so funny how Keith is still going around talking this bull about going to slice someone's throat and looking for "me shiv" etc LOL

"...no longer shall you trudge 'cross my peaceful mind."

Sorry guys,
I'll get my coat ;^)

Given the concern over the man's health, if something tragic would happen in the next few weeks, this sort of post would probably not prove very popular. Not trying to rain on your parade. I enjoy Python and the Keith's indestructible jokes, but consider his age and condition.

Rocky,
If I offend you, I'm sorry and I respect your sentiments..

But it's all total Bollocks ;^)

Keith ain't as young as he was and he's had a rough year...but he's fine !



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2006-10-19 19:23 by Spud.

as Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver 2



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2006-10-19 19:42 by Leonard Keringer.

No offense at all, just wouldn't want you to be the guy cracking the obligatory Keith joke and then have something happen, know what I mean? Hope you're right and that Keith is doing well. Perhaps BV or OldKR or Gazza will hear and share something.

funny stuff. I enjoyed it.

He's immortal! He's immortal! He's immortal!

Mmmmm....roasted parrot on a stick ;-)