1. they are leaving the states without coming back to philly to do a free concert.

2. jagger didn't come to see me when he was in town.
3. didn't bring back mick taylor for this tour.
4. didn't play sway for me
5. i don't think they will play gomper at the super bowl after all!

I like it!

Here are mine:

1) John Lee Hooker wasn;t invited to play on this tour

2) There was no sitar player at any show

3) Jagger didn't come to see either one of us!

4) Keith's daughters didn't return my repeated calls

5) They didn't participate in the celebrity poker championships

1) Despite all their moneymaking Keith still can't afford a decent stage tie
2) Since I'm a hypocrite their Satanic verses really upset me
3) I don't know to say anything negative about Charlie Watts except he sported ugly long fingernails in 1986
4) Their inofficial IORR fan club forum makes me a @#$%& whiner
5) They didn't give me enough reason to complain in the last 8 years

lol You guys are kooky! Here's mine:

1. I was hoping for a super slow version of Neighbours (kind of like what they did to 19th Nervous Breakdown) but never got one!

2. My ticket stub should've read "$375.00" not $75.00! I was robbed I tell ya!

3. They never let poor Blondie play up front with them! Imagine a triple guitar attack of Keith, Ronnie and Blondie!

4. They nixed Ronnie's 2 songs and put in Keith's instead!

5. Gomper, Suck On The Jugular and Back To Zero never made it into the set list!

Honourary mention:

They never put Chuck Leavell on the cover of Rarities!

1. the setlist
2. ticketprices

1. No invite for me to play in Ronnie's place.

2. Left out of all orgies.

3. Mick never introduces me in the crowd.

4. Had to buy my own beer at the show.

5. Had to sell my body to afford a ticket.

these pretzels are making me thirsty!

Thats a good top 5 Elmo.no invite for me to play in ronnie place hahahahaha.
SOrry ronnie but its true.

5. No ACC gig in Toronto
4. Keith's two songs (where's the rockers?)
3. I may never see them again
2. Rarities CD with very few rarities
1. That piss-ass official website (haven't got my dvd yet!)

1 They didn't invite Elvis onstage for a song in Memphis

2 This year's concerts by The Who, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, and Led Zepplin were all much cheaper than the Stones' show.

3 I still can't figure out some of Keith's phrasing when I try to play Beast of Burden

4 I get very tired just watching Mick move like he does for 2 hours at his age.

5 They played Sway, taking away my favorite "why don't they ever play Sway?" whine.

"these pretzels are making me thirsty!" CLASSIC T&A...CLASSIC!

1) Let it Bleed is too short

2) There are too many bootlegs circulating

3)People taking pictures of Keith;s bad teeth in the 70s

4) As a band in their 60s, they are still better than 80% of the bands out there

5) Mick's haircut during the 73 tour