I will be sober in a few hours. I drank too much of Famous Grouse and Four Roses last night. I didn't score nothing so I did some heavy drinking instead.
Drunks are rarily all that funny in real life, when you get right down to it, unless you enjpoy seeing someone make a fool of themselves, or are drunk yourself. However, the thread here in the IORR is mostly intended in good spirit, and I'm willing to suffer it as such! ;-)