mick or keith?-----ron or Charlie?--

under the boardwalk---down by the sea

?

yeah--who brings the boys together----again?

Usually Mick makes the call...Keith will agree and most likely say "Yeah, I'm feeling it too." Although, I doubt Keith has ever started the motor for any of these past tours.

it's Keith who wanted Dirty Work tour and Mick who didn't agree.

...and then someone calls Mr.Cohl and the whole hype spins in to gear.

no no, cohl calls mick and mick calls keith and keith says yes and then mick n keith call ron and charlie and tell them its time boys and the whole thing gets rolling

Cohl calls Mick
then Mick calls Keith
Keith calls Charlie
but Charlie'd rather meet

so Keith calls Mick
and Mick calls Cohl
then Cohl meets Charlie
but Charlie isn't sold

so Cohl calls Mick
and Mick calls Keith
but Keith sais "sorry,
i'm not touring without Charlie"

so Mick calls Ron
and Ron meets Charlie
Charlie sais "maybe...
i can screw that Russian lady?"

Ron punches Charlie
then he calls Ekat
Ekat sais "honey,
i'd have done it for some money"

finally Charlie calls Mick
then Mick calls Keith
"Charlie sais we're touring,
he sais he needs the cash"

that's pretty much how every tour starts.

A while back Keith said "The only reason we still tour is because Ronnie needs to money."

So something is amiss because they aren't touring.

Maybe this young Russian lady is the best thing that ever happened to Stones fans wordlwide then... Expensive habits one would reckon.. ?

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josepi
Cohl calls Mick
then Mick calls Keith
Keith calls Charlie
but Charlie'd rather meet

so Keith calls Mick
and Mick calls Cohl
then Cohl meets Charlie
but Charlie isn't sold

so Cohl calls Mick
and Mick calls Keith
but Keith sais "sorry,
i'm not touring without Charlie"

so Mick calls Ron
and Ron meets Charlie
Charlie sais "maybe...
i can screw that Russian lady?"

Ron punches Charlie
then he calls Ekat
Ekat sais "honey,
i'd have done it for some money"

finally Charlie calls Mick
then Mick calls Keith
"Charlie sais we're touring,
he sais he needs the cash"

that's pretty much how every tour starts.

Now that's not bad, lol. Good one Josepi.

Mike

$$$$$$$$$$ and a lot of them will get the band rolling again. But really, do you think this tour would be any different than the last one?

Keith doesnt want a stadium circus, mick does: that along with ron's divorce is the only 2 things keeping the stones off the road...

OLDKR

I don't think a stadium tour would fly unless they told the world this is the last one.

Hi All,

have you taken in account that the Stones will NEVER perform anymore without their usual background singers and musicians?

I mean the Stones CAN't play without Blondie, Lisa, Darryl etc.

I noticed a few threads on the fact that some of these guys actually ARE touring at this moment, if you take that in account and the fact that BEFORE a tour will ever happen they need some serious time for getting back in shape by rehearsing I predict that it will NOT happen.

Unfortunately but simply the facts of life!

Sincerely,
UW

'Doo doo doo Heartbreaker'

money talks blank walks .yes virginia there will be another stones tour!!!!!!!!

Cohl calls the accountants

Cohl emails Mick with the income projections that the accountants provided

Mick likes the projections and calls Keith

And so it begins.............

With a smile on your face and a tear right in your eye

Quote
josepi
Cohl calls Mick
then Mick calls Keith
Keith calls Charlie
but Charlie'd rather meet

so Keith calls Mick
and Mick calls Cohl
then Cohl meets Charlie
but Charlie isn't sold

so Cohl calls Mick
and Mick calls Keith
but Keith sais "sorry,
i'm not touring without Charlie"

so Mick calls Ron
and Ron meets Charlie
Charlie sais "maybe...
i can screw that Russian lady?"

Ron punches Charlie
then he calls Ekat
Ekat sais "honey,
i'd have done it for some money"

finally Charlie calls Mick
then Mick calls Keith
"Charlie sais we're touring,
he sais he needs the cash"

that's pretty much how every tour starts.

ROTFLMFAO ><

NickB

You can't always get what you want.....

www.myspace.com/thesonkings

if they do decide to tour, seems to me it would indicate Jagger's confidence in Keith, and in the economy.

The decision-makers will have a meeting ..like usual,