RIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS

PLAY AT BILL WYMAN'S KIDDIELAND

STAY AT THE NEARBY MEMORY MOTEL (ROOM 1009)

What other rides and attractions do we need?

Drive the BRAND NEW bumper CARS.

ride the flight 505

Some honky tonk women?

Ray
15 and counting. No stopping. Stockholm next.

See the Fortune Teller!!

A voodoo lounge.

Mysterious "Brown Sugar" section; whatever it might contain...

- Doxa

The 'I'd Much Rather Be With the Boys' Alternative Lifestyle Lounge

Palm Tree Climbing would be spot on!

bring lotsa MONEY

Buy a platinum package and get a laminate and lanyard,
to make you look important, when you're not!

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Mysterious "Brown Sugar" section; whatever it might contain...

- Doxa

Ride the Gold Coast Slave Ship, or maybe not.....

A vibrating tongue for the women to sit on as it whizzes around and around

Sky diving only for women.

WONDER JOINTS!!!!

How about the "I Can't Get No Satisfaction" strip club?

COME IN THE CHELSEA DRUGSTORE:

Ride the wild horses all down the moonlight mile and let us take you 2000 light years from home.

Be crowned with a spike right thru your head and meet the shoot 'em dead, brainbell jangler while Anastasia screams in vain.

Shoot down planes with M-16 and get knifed in our dirty filthy basement.

Make a dead man cum, it's no capital crime.

Meet Mr. Jimmy in the coffee shop down on Fifty-Second Street.

I'm going over to pick up my date , Miss Amanda Jones , I'm Gonna Drive on down to Stonesland in my Black Limousine . It's just Down The Road Apiece off of Route 66 . We'll go Around And Around on the Tilt ~A~Whirl . Head on over to the Ferris Wheel , watch the man Flip The Switch and away we'll go . I'm hoping we don't get stuck at the top , I hate to be left High And Dry because Miss Amanda Jones thinks that's Terrifying . Next we went to the concert hall but the show was All Sold Out . So we decided to check out the sideshow , it's always fun to see the Monkey Man . We'll get some Blood Red Wine and head Under The Boardwalk to have a drink from the Loving Cup I won at Casino Boogie . Stonesland is open Each And Every Day Of The Year , even in the Winter !!

Well we're Going Home now , Under cover Of The Night . It's been a long day , sure gonna Sleep Tonight .



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Elmo.. Glad I do know ya.. This is goddammit the idea of
the Millennium..

"We Love You" ... Buy Mars bars.. Drink outta lurvin' cups..'
Go work-out on the Jaggerish gym..



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Thanks, Bro, it feels like Sweden here today - freezing our asses off.

DUNK KLEIN AND COHL IN THE WATER.

Nice post, B2006!

More ideas?



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A restaurant with a specialite: the goat head's soup

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Thanks, Bro, it feels like Sweden here today - freezing our asses off.
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More ideas?

Well, I wanna recall last winter or if it was the winter before.. Same back then..
Here we have had mild winter last days (not the whole winter thou)..
Sometimes it feels like the climate has been switched,
like cool & warm has just taken each other places...

Morte amusement park ideas!!
We could have one such ground in Southern Georgia, another in Mid-Sweden !

For some late-late night amusement: letting the 'comes-every-time' girl spin a pirouette on you ...

If you got the silver, then on with the show! (Don't forget to hold on to your hat!)



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The Beggars Banquet food court,where you end up with Sticky Fingers.

"It's just some friends of mine and they're busting down the door"



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Brown Sugar cookies

Open during Winter

Silver Train coaster

Slogan:

Stonesland - Everybody Got to Go!

Ride the SILVER TRAIN!

Presumably they'll have a Ruby Tuesday there.

In our Rock & Roll Circus Tent:

THRILL as the Dangerous Beauty walks the Highwire (Terrifying!)

SEE the Juggler Play With Fire (Hot Stuff - Sparks Will Fly!)

WATCH legendary acrobats Jumpin' Jack Flash and the Tumbling Dice

And as for our clowns - Laugh? I Nearly Died!

Better yet. A Rolling Stones casino. You can do the Casino Boogie. Throw some Tumbling Dice and make bets on Kentucky Derby Day.

"It's just some friends of mine and they're busting down the door"