QuoteSomeTorontoGirl QuoteHairball If I Was A Lobster... Hey! I dated him! Bottom feeder. And pincher. He cleaned up his act and wants you to give him another chance!...
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The Beatles ought to release a "Yesterday and Today" cd in a wallet sleeve. A limited number should be the butcher cover with a trunk paste-over. Then not tell anybody that some of them are paste-overs.
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The crowd over at the simulcast is none too pleased about the result. They're calling for an official inquiry. (They must have bet on the other horse.) Some of them are saying THIS...
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QuoteHairball QuoteRoll73 I've haddock, I've haddock, I've haddock I've haddock with you. Ah yes Haddock With You. Not one of their best...considered a bottom dweller by many. Don't Hold Bass was not very good either.
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Sultans of Swing Samba Pa Ti
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QuoteHairball Honky Tonk Salmon is a whale of a tune. "I met a fish soaked, bar-room queen in Memphis..." Mick's vocals and lyrics are brill! Thanks! I Never could make that lyric out. (I lost 90% of my herring in one ear.)
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Q: Why did the fish cross the road? A: It was the chicken's day off.
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My real name is Jimmy Carl Black and I'm the Indian of the group.
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A skunk, an anteater, and a lobster stopped at the Lucky Dip window to pick up their tickets. The skunk opens his envelope, bows his head, and says "my seat stinks". The anteater opens his envelope, bows his head, and says "my seat sucks". Finally, the lobster opens his ticket, jumps up and down, and says "Whoo-hoo, best seat in the house!" The skunk and anteater loo
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Two fish, a pretty girl, and a crab wearing a chef's hat were on their way home from the Stones concert. One fish asks the other fish "how did you like the concert?" The other fish replied "Dunno. I was too fried." Next, the fish asked the pretty girl "how did you like the concert?" and the pretty girl replied "I was pretty fried. All I can remember is my b
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Two cows were out in a field eating grass. One cow turns to the other cow and says, "Moooooo!" "Hey", the other cow replies.... "I was just about to say the same thing!"
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Sex Drive Gunface Suck on the Jugular Gotta Get Away Fight Back to Zero Streets of Love Might as Well Get Juiced Sweet Neo-Con Cherry Oh Baby
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QuoteStones50 God we need Trump for President. Not afraid to ask the tough questions and not PC like everyone else. I'm 100% with you! Just hoping the current regime does not completely ruin the country first. And since political dialogue now seems to be acceptable... Why did the chicken cross the road? SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a m
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Quoteindystonesfan Quotetreaclefingers Quotelatebloomer QuoteNICOS QuoteMingSubu Is posting on other Stones forums allowed, or will that jeopardize your iorr membership? If it's a forum with rules it's allowed.....otherwise you maybe get bad habits............. Just be sure to wipe your feet at the door before you enter. For the love of god why can't people just take off thei
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Quotetreaclefingers try to scrape the shit right off my shoes and it just doesn't work Mowed the grass this morning. Forgot to pick up dog poop first. Tried to wash the shoes off with the garden hose. The spray got on the wife. She hates when that happens.
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What if Mick looked like Keith and Keith looked like Mick. Then who's camp would you be in?
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don't forget the parens... Bedsprings Symphony (a box lunch and meat whistle)
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I pinched its bottom once.
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QuoteBeforeTheyMakeMeRun QuoteCome On If Charlie should have leaved the Stones -93, like Bill he would have been replaced.... with Zak Starr maybe...or Ringo himself... That's terrifying...Don't ever say that! Just imagine...He'd probably request two osngs before Keith's set, two after Keith's set, and one or two before the encore...Ronnie does his little catwalk/jumpi
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Akron Rubber Bowl 1972, Soldier Field 1978, E. Lansing 1994. All epic by my standards. Out of 36 Stones concerts in all, those 3 are all in my top 4 (along with Pittsburgh Civic Center 1999). I was at that Cleveland 1975 show, but my seats were so bad that I don't know if it was a good show or not. Had a great locale on the field, but the heat was getting to my friend and we moved to the
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Live'r on Lurch, 1970. Bought at a head shop in Pearl Alley just off OSU campus. Always loved the instrumental break during Live With Me - Mick singing "I think we got a problem". That was followed a few years later by Battle, purchased at the same headshop. Side one unreleased Stones songs Brian's Blues High-Healed Sneakers Looking Tired How Many Times In The Bottom
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Quote24FPS Charlie understands that he can't wallop the drums like he used to. The guy under the stage actually does the wallop parts and it is HE who can't wallop like he used to. Charlie can still wallop with the best of them as this recent video of his jazz band can attest...
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This is a good, well-run and fun board. IMO, any angst and friction is because the Stones themselves cause it and we take it out here. At least that's the way it is for me. Mine is a love-hate (hate due to the setlists) relationship with the Stones and I can live with that. It's better than no Stones at all. I'd rather vent here rather than kick the dog. BV does a great job.
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I did not do any shows at all 2012-2014 because of the stale setlist. Only did two for Zip Code and they were both Lucky Dips at that. Same reason. If the setlists were more dynamic, then figure I would have done about my average number of shows per tour for both date ranges. That means I passed on roughly 10 shows. 10 shows for which I would have paid top price range to get as close to the stage
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They could do a medley.... one minute each of their entire catalog.
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Take those 30 off and there won't be anything left. Classic rock stations have just as bad of a set list problem as the Stones. I mostly just listen to music on YouTube anymore.
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I imagined a naked girl instead. Hope that's ok.
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