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Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: everwest1 ()

Date: August 23, 2015 00:19

Then a horse walked in to the bar and the bartender acrimoniously asked "Why the long face?"

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: SomeTorontoGirl ()

Date: August 23, 2015 00:27

May have to make some popcorn tonite and watch Kevin Kline and Michael Palin in A Fish Called Brenda.

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: Hairball ()

Date: August 23, 2015 00:57

Honky Tonk Salmon is a whale of a tune.

"I met a fish soaked, bar-room queen in Memphis..."

Mick's vocals and lyrics are brill!

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Rip this joint, gonna save your soul, round and round and round we go......

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: josepi ()

Date: August 23, 2015 04:29

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Hairball
Honky Tonk Salmon is a whale of a tune.

"I met a fish soaked, bar-room queen in Memphis..."

Mick's vocals and lyrics are brill!

Thanks! I Never could make that lyric out. (I lost 90% of my herring in one ear.)

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: SomeTorontoGirl ()

Date: August 23, 2015 06:09

I can't understand why Ed Sulivan wanted to change the lyrics to Let's Spend the Night Together. Mahi-Mahi, Mahi-Mahi...

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: Koen ()

Date: August 23, 2015 13:53

I need a loaf, to feed my guppy
Baby, won't you feed my guppy

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: latebloomer ()

Date: August 23, 2015 16:04

Eels, shining through the bay at night,
Eels, eels, in every stroke you swim...

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: SomeTorontoGirl ()

Date: August 23, 2015 16:16

Well I'm sitting here thinkin' just how carp I am
Well I'm sitting here thinkin' just how carp I am
I'm an under assistant west coast promo man...

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: Hairball ()

Date: August 23, 2015 19:42

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Roll73
I've haddock, I've haddock, I've haddock
I've haddock with you.

Ah yes Haddock With You.
Not one of their best...considered a bottom dweller by many.

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Rip this joint, gonna save your soul, round and round and round we go......

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: josepi ()

Date: August 23, 2015 21:17

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Hairball
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Roll73
I've haddock, I've haddock, I've haddock
I've haddock with you.

Ah yes Haddock With You.
Not one of their best...considered a bottom dweller by many.

Don't Hold Bass was not very good either.

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: latebloomer ()

Date: August 23, 2015 22:42

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Hairball
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Roll73
I've haddock, I've haddock, I've haddock
I've haddock with you.

Ah yes Haddock With You.
Not one of their best...considered a bottom dweller by many.

You mean, halibutt with you.

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: treaclefingers ()

Date: August 24, 2015 00:20

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DaveG
I refuse to be lured into this conversation.

if you tried it you'd like it but you're such a Trouting Domas.

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: SomeTorontoGirl ()

Date: August 24, 2015 00:33

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treaclefingers
if you tried it you'd like it but you're such a Trouting Domas.

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: swiss ()

Date: August 24, 2015 01:26

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treaclefingers
She's So Cod

haha! Like an ice crea--- um, I'd better clam up -- but please know I didn't do it on porpoise -- all's whale?

- swiss

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: Stoneage ()

Date: August 24, 2015 01:46

Swiss, you're back! Don't mention Ice Cr..., you'll never know what will happen. I was trying to look in on the "other site" but except for the header the page was blank. Some kind of upgrading going on?

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: swiss ()

Date: August 24, 2015 02:40

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Stoneage
Swiss, you're back! Don't mention Ice Cr..., you'll never know what will happen. I was trying to look in on the "other site" but except for the header the page was blank. Some kind of upgrading going on?

hi, Stoneage -- it's all squid smiling smiley

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: treaclefingers ()

Date: August 25, 2015 02:12

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swiss
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treaclefingers
She's So Cod

haha! Like an ice crea--- um, I'd better clam up -- but please know I didn't do it on porpoise -- all's whale?

- swiss

We're have a whale of a time here Swish! (oops, used same fish in my reply...didn't do it on porpoise though...OOPS!)

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: cbtaco19 ()

Date: August 25, 2015 18:45

I'd much rather be with the kois

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: everwest1 ()

Date: August 25, 2015 18:48

Hoisting a cheers smileys with beer

to Sir Craven just for the halibut

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: SomeTorontoGirl ()

Date: August 25, 2015 19:35

I'm a fleabit peanut monkfish.

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: Green Lady ()

Date: August 25, 2015 20:49

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SomeTorontoGirl
I'm a fleabit peanut monkfish.

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: SomeTorontoGirl ()

Date: August 25, 2015 23:04

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Green Lady
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SomeTorontoGirl
I'm a fleabit peanut monkfish.

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(Best enjoyed with a squeeze of lemon. Would you do?)

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: treaclefingers ()

Date: August 28, 2015 00:39

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SomeTorontoGirl
Quote
Green Lady
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SomeTorontoGirl
I'm a fleabit peanut monkfish.

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(Best enjoyed with a squeeze of lemon. Would you do?)

as long as it hasn't been running down my leg. gross.

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: Chris Fountain ()

Date: August 28, 2015 00:50

Yup - the murder rate in the ole USA is rising in front view. I do not need a gun - I go to the supermarket. That is where my hunting begins and ends. The Virginia incident for some reason disturbs me immensely.

If I broke forum rules so be it.

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: treaclefingers ()

Date: August 28, 2015 03:39

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Chris Fountain
Yup - the murder rate in the ole USA is rising in front view. I do not need a gun - I go to the supermarket. That is where my hunting begins and ends. The Virginia incident for some reason disturbs me immensely.

If I broke forum rules so be it.

While I wholeheartedly agree with you I can't help but wonder why this thread? Fishing for a fight?

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: Hairball ()

Date: August 28, 2015 03:56

I thought the same thing treaclefingers...something fishy about posting that in this lighthearted thread.

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Rip this joint, gonna save your soul, round and round and round we go......

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: SomeTorontoGirl ()

Date: August 28, 2015 04:22

Yeah, this is a Fish and Chip shop, not a Crab Shack.

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: josepi ()

Date: August 28, 2015 04:49