as always, Ally Ross, tv critic, nails it perfectly:-
just in time for Halloween. Heather Mills asks to appear on GMTV, with an
album of her press cuttings, trying to refute the suggestion that she's a
publicity-seeking fantasist".
And also to claim she's received death threats from an un-named
'underground movement' (The Wombles?).
Furthermore Heather says that if she is killed an incriminating 'box' will
be released to the public.
which seems a small price to pay, just to hear the early demos of Sir Paul's new album.
Note - anyone with information on the plot to assasinate Heather Mills
please contact:-
madwitch@rubberleg.co.uk