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Re: OT : I have been fined €450 for insulting a customs officer
Posted by: JumpingKentFlash ()
Date: December 20, 2006 10:17

The Joker Wrote:
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> A French three-letter word costed me 450 euros at
> the Roissy aiport last Wednesday at 6 AM.
>
> After a long, uncomfortable flight coming from
> Asia, I endured a 20-minutes check from the French
> customs. The police officer scrutinized every
> thing, questionned me about a 250 euros electric
> piano (I had yet paid all the taxes), looked at my
> socks, counted the cigarettes (I had 150, the
> limit is 300), checked my laptop, etc. I finally
> got angry, he pressured more and I said what I
> thought. They keept me in a sort of custody
> during two hours. I had to pay with credit card to
> be free...
>
> I remembered all the hassles the Stones endured in
> customs controls, and I finally found myself in
> good company.


When you got the fine you should have told them to @#$%& off. grinning smiley

JumpingKentFlash

Re: OT : I have been fined €450 for insulting a customs officer
Posted by: The Joker ()
Date: December 20, 2006 12:52

JumpingKentFlash

I think they were precisely waiting for that.

Re: OT : I have been fined €450 for insulting a customs officer
Posted by: Stikkyfinger ()
Date: December 20, 2006 15:56

The Joker Wrote:
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> A French three-letter word costed me 450 euros at
> the Roissy aiport last Wednesday at 6 AM.
>
> After a long, uncomfortable flight coming from
> Asia, I endured a 20-minutes check from the French
> customs. The police officer scrutinized every
> thing, questionned me about a 250 euros electric
> piano (I had yet paid all the taxes), looked at my
> socks, counted the cigarettes (I had 150, the
> limit is 300), checked my laptop, etc. I finally
> got angry, he pressured more and I said what I
> thought. They keept me in a sort of custody
> during two hours. I had to pay with credit card to
> be free...
>
> I remembered all the hassles the Stones endured in
> customs controls, and I finally found myself in
> good company.


I don't know what you called this wonderful french customs bloke, but I'm sure that it was true rather than an insult? Perhaps you could reclaim your fine, as I'm sure that french law would be on your side in this case? LOL!

Seriously, that was unlucky for you - but as you say you were in good company! winking smiley

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Re: OT : I have been fined €450 for insulting a customs officer
Posted by: bv ()
Date: December 20, 2006 15:58

If you think back then may be it was worth it.

Bjornulf

Re: OT : I have been fined €450 for insulting a customs officer
Posted by: JumpingKentFlash ()
Date: December 20, 2006 16:01

The Joker Wrote:
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> JumpingKentFlash
>
> I think they were precisely waiting for that.


Yeah probably. Just don't give them the satisfaction...

JumpingKentFlash



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2006-12-20 16:21 by JumpingKentFlash.

Re: OT : I have been fined €450 for insulting a customs officer
Posted by: Edith Grove ()
Date: December 20, 2006 16:17

tippy2toes Wrote:
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I complained to the supervisor
> but he said he was doing his job. They are both
> ass.....!


They will always cover for each other even when one of them is wrong. They can't afford the appearance of incompetence.

Re: OT : I have been fined €450 for insulting a customs officer
Posted by: Nikolai ()
Date: December 20, 2006 18:35

The Joker Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> A French three-letter word costed me 450 euros at
> the Roissy aiport last Wednesday at 6 AM.
>
> After a long, uncomfortable flight coming from
> Asia, I endured a 20-minutes check from the French
> customs. The police officer scrutinized every
> thing, questionned me about a 250 euros electric
> piano (I had yet paid all the taxes), looked at my
> socks, counted the cigarettes (I had 150, the
> limit is 300), checked my laptop, etc. I finally
> got angry, he pressured more and I said what I
> thought. They keept me in a sort of custody
> during two hours. I had to pay with credit card to
> be free...
>
> I remembered all the hassles the Stones endured in
> customs controls, and I finally found myself in
> good company.


What three letter word did you call him? "Con" by any chance? Is that an abbreviation for "connasse" or "connard"?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2006-12-20 18:35 by Nikolai.

Re: OT : I have been fined €450 for insulting a customs officer
Posted by: Duane in Houston ()
Date: December 20, 2006 19:17

Thank God they didn't find that ounce of China White stuffed up your rectal cavity. That would really be embarrasing!

Re: OT : I have been fined €450 for insulting a customs officer
Posted by: Beelyboy ()
Date: December 20, 2006 20:08


Re: OT : I have been fined €450 for insulting a customs officer
Posted by: The Joker ()
Date: December 20, 2006 20:53

Nikolai : you said it..

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