ah, heck Beav

Kyle M : where the heck have you been????
And are you by any chance referring to the email you sent demanding your $20 back ??????? (now that the secret has been revealed, you may change your signature....)Well, you did miss a lot of fun yesterday, sadly the really hilarious parts late at night have been eaten by morality cybermice....

The good news is : I haven't killed any beavers today.
The bad news is : I sadly had to kill an otter on welfare grounds (close, but not quite the same animal, more pointy tail, smaller in size, teeth not large enough to fell trees and build dams, less pongy smell, etc....)

Which reminds me, about a year ago there was this correspondence in circulation on the net , letters from some forestry commission in the US or Canada to a private landowner, telling him in no uncertain terms to stop the beavers resident on his land from disrupting the trees and building dams without proper permits, or they would fine him.... has anyone still got it????
I thought it was quite funny and a good example of how stubbornly stupid officials can actually be when it comes to beavers....

them's some eager beavers!!!

Wasn't this thread supposed to be about baseball?
Go!!!! Portland Beavers Go!!!!!

I knew I liked Portland for some reason . There whole team is for Beavers. SO there

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For those of us who don't have the english as mother tongue, you could clarify what exactly the beaver is, appart from those little mammals. I know where women have it, but does the term refer to the area, the hair or the proper sex organ?


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