LOL!!! ROCK

scaffer... and yes, I led this waaaaaaaaaaaaay off topic.

sorry.

if the Angels are to take the hated Yanks, than Vladimir Guerrero needs to unleash his awesome bat or else the mighty halos may be watching the world series on tv...best wishes



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2005-10-05 18:12 by Leonard Keringer.

Agree Leonard, and Im still tryin to figure out why the Yanks don't start RJ in tonites game, with the possibility of taking a 2 game lead back to NY.

POOF!!!!! Wrote:
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> Agree Leonard, and Im still tryin to figure out
> why the Yanks don't start RJ in tonites game, with
> the possibility of taking a 2 game lead back to
> NY.


i'm guessing on this one...but maybe his 40 year old arm needs an extra day rest....on the other hand theres no tommorow in the playoffs.. especially a five-game series....youre right Poof...why the heck isnt johnson pitching now?....good question

All this reminds me of that old saying...

"Never went to bed with an ugly woman...but I've woken up with a few!"

glastuk...LOL...here its is plus a bonus
I Never Went To Bed With An Ugly Woman (But I Sure Woke Up With A Few) Bobby Bare



"TEN WITH A TWO" by: Willie Nelson


Last night, downtown I was drinkin' the booze
Like it was goin' out of style
My whole head got light and I lost my eyesight
I ain't been that drunk in a while
Along about one, I spotted a three
And I started to make my move
She was believin' every line I was layin'
Lord, it was just too cool
Well, I thought I had died and gone to heaven
But Lord did I look like a fool
Last night I came in at two with a ten
But at ten I woke up with a two

Thanks POOF! Yuk Yuk

Reminds me of one of my favorite George Jones lines:

The ocean of liquor
I drank to forget her
Is gonna kill me
But I'll drink til then

Still Doin Time, in a honky-tonk prison

KSIE, and thanks to you, too. You may get a kick out of these....

Top 15 Country Songs


15. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long

14. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

13. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

12. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

11. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well

10. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here

7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women,
But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few