I just don't know who the father is... You or Rockman?!

I'd make good parent.............and lover!

ROCKMAN

It's Rockman's!
It's Rockman's!
Tibet y'bet!!!!

Er...whew!

what! what the fuuuurk are you on about?

ROCKMAN

Eh? Rockman, I'm just soooo glad
you want Giant Whores baby!

Congratulations!

I've been thinking of giving
them up for lent. Seems
to me, from what you
say, it's yers!

Will you raise it in Toronto?
Or Oz? Lil Baby Rock Whore
may get to see the Stones
more here! That would be nice!

Yes, I think Rockman's up to the challenge of fatherhood and a lifetime of being my one and only lover!

I think we should just move into Mick's place in France and raise it there. We'll get to hear the Stones recordings first that way, and plus, Mick won't notice another kid around the house...

Little Baby Rock Whore...Geez I better get down town and purchase a few cigars!!


A little baby boy that can cry, scream, drink, and wet"
Run Run Rudolph, you got to run Rudolph....................



ROCKMAN

Well, sorry, umm--my contribution to this happy family just got flushed down the toilet, or loo to you Brit-types. I am master of my domain. LOL

Will you two get married?!?
Will it be a big to do? Here
on the IORR? What will the Stones
playlist be? Will the bride wear white?

Boy, this could be exciting!

Yup.

The bride will wear my birthday suit... That is, if the groom doesn't mind. We'll dance to ''Beast of Burden'' here on IORR... I'm going to ask Johanna to be the maid of honour.

Does...does...does...this mean
the rest of us can't still.....
shudder shudder....still get the
odd cyber-blow job from you GW?!?! =8-0

Well, I defer to Rockman on that question...

Clinton would say that the old b.j. does not constitute sex, but I don't know what Rockman's definition of sex is. It really depends on that.

Well, alas! I did have to give up any
possible paternity responsibilities for
Lil Baby Rock Whore for Lent, but a nice
GW cyber blowjob from time to time, for
er........helping you two on your way to ummmm....
blessed wedded bliss, would be some small consolation,
for services rendered, at least. Plus if Bill Clinton
sez it's okay............................

C'mon Rockman! Whaddya say?!?

I'm still stunned to read that I'm getting married!!

ROCKMAN

I think Davido arranged the whole thing! Arranged marriage!

Hey! I know! Let's talk politics!
Don't you just love it when
Bono talks about whatever.....?

Ooooh! So interesting, that thing
about whatchmacallit, eh!?!?
Yeah, that's more
important.....

Yup!

Deidre: Just give up one - talking to the pillow seems to be the best. As long as it doesn't answer that's even better.

Ooooh! Listen!
The Stones are playing
Beast o' Burden...........

I walked a mile and my tootsies are hurtin........

Hmmm. Well. Maybe you'll be lucky
and someday meet another Stones fan
with a foot fetish shattered......

Personally, and I could be wrong,
but I dun know anybody like that
here. Still, you never know.....;-)

I have a foot fetish.

Will you suck on my toes,
while Honky Tonk Woman
plays on the stereo?

I don't know. Maybe I do have a foot fetish. Sure love getting stomped on at work.

Ah a masochist?
GW, can you help
with this? Inquiring
minds want to know......

I can help with everything. I am a woman of all trades.

Yes! Whoaaaa!
Lookit her nippin'
at Shattered's toes!!!
Do you do nails too?

As I said... I do everything!

Hmmmmm. Aren't you giving
anything up for lent?

No, I ain't Catholic.

Ha ha.
Can't
say I'm
religious
myself.
Spiritual
maybe.
Do you
consider
sex
spiritual?