To no surprise, the American Stones Merchandise Store has been advertising a Valentine's Day 40 percent off storewide sale all weekend (with certain exclusions, of course). The problem is, I've clicked all over the link and it won't open, and none of the merchandise is listed as being on sale. The sale is supposed to last through Monday, but it might as well last until Christmas if the damned ad won't open and display the supposed sales. And you know what? If the thing would somehow click open now I'd still part with my ducats and go shopping.