Forgive me in advance for posting an article that most can't access in full for free. But if someone has a highbeam account, or wants to get the free trial to read this, it's pretty funny.

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US sportswriter Tony Kornheiser was asked by NFL Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder to accompany him to a Licks tour pre-concert meet-and-greet at FedEx field outside Washington DC.

The idea was that clever-on-his-feet Kornheiser could "feed" Snyder witty lines to say as he met the Stones, but it didn't go so well, and Jagger pretty much looked through and saw through Kornheiser as a dweeb.

The funniest two parts of the piece:

Second-funniest is his description of meeting Keith Richards, who he swore had fish hooks in his hair, and whose speaking voice he likened to the "eeps" of dolphins. Yes, I know Keith is a known entity to those on the board, but I'd imagine he'd defy description to the uninitiated or even the casual fan first meeting him.

Funniest is when Snyder proudly presents an autographed Redskins helmet to the band, which doesn't really know what to make of it. Charlie is concerned that someone will have to play without the helmet and become injured.

If someone has access to the full story and posts it here, it's one of the funnier things I've ever read.