I put this out to the collective wisdom of the smartest rock fans out there:
I heard this song once on the radio and it struck me as one of the best BB King style blues songs I have ever heard. Problem, I do not know the title exactly nor that particular artist (just nails it), youtube has a couple of songs with the title I used but the style is wrong or the lyrics slightly different.
The running jist of the song is if "X" were diamonds I'd be the richest man in the world and the verses list different things like teardrops.