- "boys, boys - hold you horses here, or I show mine"!
- "oh Charlie, please not...."





- Doxa



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We need a @#$%& tour.

"It's just some friends of mine and they're busting down the door"

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Doxa
- "boys, boys - hold you horses here, or I show mine"!
- "oh Charlie, please not...."





- Doxa

How did Bill pull so many birds with that goofy haircut?

ROCKMAN

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mockingbird3
I was wondering if I should join IORR would it be fun with nice smart music lovers and cool info with heart, persective and soul? Nod myself reading about a "gorgeous schlong" and know I made the right choice. Sorry but I CAN NOT reveal the source! ...but for the fans here: Keef HAS been putting together original songs for the upcoming Stones blues album, A Bigger Penis. A SNEAK PEEK: " Oh I aint the one with no little dong oh I aint the one with no little dong wats tucked in my sock is a big gorgeous schlong." AND the bridge: "..dont take in no lodger with a tiny todger..." Gonna be a good one folks.The best since Some Girls.

I don't know who you are ,mockingbird,but I couln't agree more .......
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Dear Cindy & dear swiss:
No offense mean(t) -you know i always enjoy talking to both of you -but this guy ...mockinbird ,well,he just took the words out of my mouth in good English .


I 1st saw the pic of "Keith naked on the beach " 3 years ago on a Stones French board
What came to my mind then is that I neverwas / had been attracted by Keith ,on a physical way .

I am not saying that Keith wasn't good looking when he was younger but I feel a bit embarrassed to have a look under my "heroes" pants .Plus I don't mind .Get it ?



Sexual desire is mysterious ,isn't it ?

Most of my female friends don't find Jagger arousing at all .Some of them said he is "ugly" .Can you believe it ?




To my eyes,some Jagger' shots are more exciting than the" Keith at the beach " ones"









<<Your enthusiasm for the schlong of our Keith is perfectly understandable< <

I think I am pretty good with English or American slang words , but <<schlong<< sounds really funny to my French ears .What's that ?



I am a Frenchie ,as Mick affectionately called them in the Old Grey Whistle Test in 1977 .



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2010-11-06 21:48 by SwayStones.

I think I am pretty good with English or American slang words , but <<schlong<< sounds really funny to my French ears .What's that ?
It's what Keith is holding.

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sweetcharmedlife
We need a @#$%& tour.

Sure we do !

Wow sweetcharmed ya kept your control on that reply .............



ROCKMAN

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Doxa




- Doxa

Awesome pic,Doxa !



I am a Frenchie ,as Mick affectionately called them in the Old Grey Whistle Test in 1977 .

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sweetcharmedlife
I think I am pretty good with English or American slang words , but <<schlong<< sounds really funny to my French ears .What's that ?
It's what Keith is holding.

It's a combination of short and long. Schlong. It's short, and then it gets long.

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Rockman
Wow sweetcharmed ya kept your control on that reply .............

Yeah Rocky,didn't need to get too detailed about it.

"It's just some friends of mine and they're busting down the door"

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Brue

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sweetcharmedlife
I think I am pretty good with English or American slang words , but <<schlong<< sounds really funny to my French ears .What's that ?
It's what Keith is holding.

It's a combination of short and long. Schlong. It's short, and then it gets long.

Nah....,Brue, I am the one who wrote that/this quote .
SCL isn't French as far as I know.
But anyhow, many thanks for the translation/explanation



I am a Frenchie ,as Mick affectionately called them in the Old Grey Whistle Test in 1977 .



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Yeah Rocky,didn't need to get too detailed about it.

....but..but..but it was ya BIG chance .... hey anyway good ta see your a gentleman



ROCKMAN

Hilarious picture!

But just to make sure......we are all aware that this is a prank right?....thats Keiths fingers and not his todger.

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Rockman
Wow sweetcharmed ya kept your control on that reply .............

Yeah Rocky,didn't need to get too detailed about it.

Yeah Rockee ,if you don't mind .... .

You should keep a " low profile" since you told us about your " Have you seen your mother , baby, standing in the shadow " tatoo

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mockingbird3
I was wondering if I should join IORR would it be fun with nice smart music lovers and cool info with heart, persective and soul? Now I find myself reading about a "gorgeous schlong" and know I made the right choice. Sorry but I CAN NOT reveal the source! ...but for the fans here: Keef HAS been putting together original songs for the upcoming Stones blues album, A Bigger Penis. A SNEAK PEEK: " Oh I aint the one with no little dong oh I aint the one with no little dong wats tucked in my sock is a big gorgeous schlong." AND the bridge: "..dont take in no lodger with a tiny todger..." Gonna be a good one folks.The best since Some Girls.

I don't know who you are ,mockingbird,but your post made me laugh out loud.
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Dear Cindy & dear swiss:
No offense mean(t) -you know i always enjoy talking to both of you -but this guy ...mockinbird ,well,he just took the words out of my mouth in good English .


I 1st saw the pic of "Keith naked on the beach " 3 years ago on a Stones French board
What came to my mind then is that I neverwas / had been attracted by Keith ,on a physical way .

I am not saying that Keith wasn't good looking when he was younger but I feel a bit embarrassed to have a look under my "heroes" pants .Plus I don't mind .Get it ?



Sexual desire is mysterious ,isn't it ?

Most of my female friends don't find Jagger arousing at all .Some of them said he is "ugly" .Can you believe it ?




To my eyes,some Jagger' shots are more exciting than the" Keith at the beach ones"









<<Your enthusiasm for the schlong of our Keith is perfectly understandable< <

I think I am pretty good with English or American slang words , but <<schlong<< sounds really funny to my French ears .What's that ?

Probably a derivative of a Yiddish word, like "schmuck". Do you know German?

.....................FINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



ROCKMAN

Yeah Rockee ,if you don't mind .... .

You should keep a " low profile" since you told us about your " Have you seen your mother , baby, standing in the shadow " tatoo

...........YEAH Sway it was either that or the title of the first Sparkle Horse album ...



ROCKMAN

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71Tele
.Probably a derivative of a Yiddish word, like "schmuck". Do you know German?

No ,unfortunately i don't speak German but I know a few Yiddish words .
Because my father was born in a "Slavic " country in 1927 .....



I am a Frenchie ,as Mick affectionately called them in the Old Grey Whistle Test in 1977 .

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Rockman


.....................FINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that's what I call offensive, Rockman.

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Rockman
Yeah Rockee ,if you don't mind .... .

You should keep a " low profile" since you told us about your " Have you seen your mother , baby, standing in the shadow " tatoo

...........YEAH Sway it was either that or the title of the first Sparkle Horse album ...

Never heard about the "Sparklehorse" ...
I googled it ....
now you owe me the right translation -in French - of "Vivadixiesubmarinetransmissionplot'



I am a Frenchie ,as Mick affectionately called them in the Old Grey Whistle Test in 1977 .

Sway it's for you chérie :
[www.etymonline.com]

Viva dixie submarine transmission plot ....

Have no idea just a loooooooooooong name ....



ROCKMAN

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dcba
Sway it's for you chérie :
[www.etymonline.com]

dcba ,I never click on an "unknowned" link unless I am sure it's a safe one .
I am sure you get what I mean



I am a Frenchie ,as Mick affectionately called them in the Old Grey Whistle Test in 1977 .

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ThankGod


Hilarious picture!

But just to make sure......we are all aware that this is a prank right?....thats Keiths fingers and not his todger.

I think you can see some white underwear poking out of his jeans just above his hand, so perhaps it's real.

Geez, I have nothing better to look at on a Saturday afternoon. I need to get a life.

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Rockman
Viva dixie submarine transmission plot ....

Have no idea just a loooooooooooong name ....

Are you a bubble head Rockman ???
Of course no , you aren't
sometimes looooooooooong names don't work.
How many "o" did I miss ?



I am a Frenchie ,as Mick affectionately called them in the Old Grey Whistle Test in 1977 .

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Edith Grove
Geez, I have nothing better to look at on a Saturday afternoon.

I am sure you have better things to look at on a late Saturday afternoon,Edith Grove .Check your mail box

I think that the last shot of the three verticle pictures in above postst hat show a shirtless stripped to todger shot of Mick is intentionally homo erotic. If not, perhaps I have a quick discussion with my therapist...or priest. ;-) ***** :-O **** That is such a beautiful perfect pout and pose. A studied model and dancer and drawn to the same...Mick always intellectually curious, tho some have called it social climbing. Surrounded by great ballet dancers and contemporary artists of all kinds. I always hated the high fash crowds and scenes but Mick seduces the world. Its his basic skank stripper honky tonk woman. gimme gimme. At the mature star apex of his beauty. A i think he loves the great power icon models of the day and then married them or not...or becomes them. Or was that just that incredibly brilliant Performance movie from earlier on. Memo From Turner is amazingly one of my top five Stones tracks and it has other musicians and Mick very open about his image. It is a sex dance thing he has always just said it.

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mockingbird3
I think that the last shot of the three verticle pictures in above postst hat show a shirtless stripped to todger shot of Mick is intentionally homo erotic. If not, perhaps I have a quick discussion with my therapist...or priest. ;-) ***** :-O **** That is such a beautiful perfect pout and pose. A studied model and dancer and drawn to the same...Mick always intellectually curious, tho some have called it social climbing. Surrounded by great ballet dancers and contemporary artists of all kinds. I always hated the high fash crowds and scenes but Mick seduces the world. Its his basic skank stripper honky tonk woman. gimme gimme. At the mature star apex of his beauty. A i think he loves the great power icon models of the day and then married them or not...or becomes them. Or was that just that incredibly brilliant Performance movie from earlier on. Memo From Turner is amazingly one of my top five Stones tracks and it has other musicians and Mick very open about his image. It is a sex dance thing he has always just said it.

So mockingbird3 to be sure I do understand---you were saying you were wondering whether you should join IORR and then a woman says she appreciates Keith's gorgeous schlong and you say that told you you made the right decision---you are being sarcastic? And you, like apparently some others here are -shocked shocked! and apparently delicate sensibilities offended- that a woman would be pleased to Keith Richard's dick, which happens to be quite beautiful?

Sway, Mick is a fascinating compelling creature visually, but for me too sort of feminine to appeal to me most of the time.

And for you Brue with your snickering dog cartoon...? what's your comment supposed to mean that swiss is fascinated with dicks? coming from you, the person on this board who most consistently is not admiring of women and their beauty but makes crude, denigrating, and unkind about women...maybe I shouldn't be surprised.

I'm not backing down - lovely image! Keith has always been my main man, but I wouldn't mind seeing photos of all of the Rolling Stones' naked, dicks showing--I don't think about it, and wouldn't be drooling, but sure, why not? You guys surprise me with what seems to be a bit of Puritanism...and I'm the one with Mayflower descendants

- swiss



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mockingbird3
I think that the last shot of the three verticle pictures in above postst hat show a shirtless stripped to todger shot of Mick is intentionally homo erotic. If not, perhaps I have a quick discussion with my therapist...or priest. ;-) ***** :-O **** That is such a beautiful perfect pout and pose. A studied model and dancer and drawn to the same...Mick always intellectually curious, tho some have called it social climbing. Surrounded by great ballet dancers and contemporary artists of all kinds. I always hated the high fash crowds and scenes but Mick seduces the world. Its his basic skank stripper honky tonk woman. gimme gimme. At the mature star apex of his beauty. A i think he loves the great power icon models of the day and then married them or not...or becomes them. Or was that just that incredibly brilliant Performance movie from earlier on. Memo From Turner is amazingly one of my top five Stones tracks and it has other musicians and Mick very open about his image. It is a sex dance thing he has always just said it.

So mockingbird3 to be sure I do understand---you were saying you were wondering whether you should join IORR and then a woman says she appreciates Keith's gorgeous schlong and you say that told you you made the right decision---you are being sarcastic? And you, like apparently some others here are -shocked shocked! and apparently delicate sensibilities offended- that a woman would be pleased to Keith Richard's dick, which happens to be quite beautiful?

Sway, Mick is a fascinating compelling creature visually, but for me too sort of feminine to appeal to me most of the time.

And for you Brue with your snickering dog cartoon...? what's your comment supposed to mean that swiss is fascinated with dicks? coming from you, the person on this board who most consistently is not admiring of women and their beauty but makes crude, denigrating, and unkind about women...maybe I shouldn't be surprised.

I'm not backing down - lovely image! Keith has always been my main man, but I wouldn't mind seeing photos of all of the Rolling Stones' naked, dicks showing--I don't think about it, and wouldn't be drooling, but sure, why not? You guys surprise me with what seems to be a bit of Puritanism...and I'm the one with Mayflower descendants

- swiss

Swiss is exactly right. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. How many T&A shots have we gentlemen enjoyed here? Many. Maybe too many. I am surprised that it still shocks some people for a woman to admit she likes to look at the same things a man does.