Ronnie Wood copes magnificently with 'the neighbour from hell’
Ronnie Wood says Ana Araujo, his former girlfriend, has moved into his street in Holland Park

By Tim Walker, Sunday Telegraph
7:00AM GMT 19 Feb 2012

If Ronnie Wood was hoping for a clean break when he and Ana Araujo, his attractive Brazilian girlfriend, announced that their relationship was over, the wrinkly rocker was soon to be disabused of the notion.

“She’s moved in two doors down from me,” Wood, 64, tells me at the Elle Style awards at the Savoy. “She’s become the neighbour from hell.”

Lest his former amoureuse, who is more than 30 years his junior, take offence, he hastens to add: “I’m joking, of course. We’re friendly and everything, but she wants me to go round and visit the dogs and stuff. She is a bit nutty, but I quite like that about her. I seem to go for that sort of thing.”

Wood says that her friends had been asking her why she felt the need to move quite so close to him in Holland Park.

“They said that she shouldn’t, but she just said 'I like it here,’ which, I suppose, is fair enough.”

With Ana Araujo:


With new girlfriend, Nicola Sargent:

Like me, Woody is a sucker for pulchritude.

Ron Wood has been caught by "le démon de midi" (the noon demon).
Ron is known as being a nice guy but I hope he is not dupe by these little ass bitches.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2012-04-11 07:22 by jpasc95.

Yes. Clearly the "little ass bitches" are the problem. Not Ronnie's inability to stay away from them. Nope, not Ronnie's fault at all. Clearly, he is the victim. There certainly isn't any way for Ronnie to stay out of danger with all of "these little ass bitches" throwing themselves at him. I was under the impression that part of staying sober was taking control of your life and staying out of unstable situations. Apparently that doesn't apply to Ron Wood who is in constant danger of being harmed by "these little ass bitches."

...well luckily he hasn't got any them BIG arse bitches throwin' themselves at him...SQUELCH



ROCKMAN

Yup, much better "little ass bitches" than

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Yes. Clearly the "little ass bitches" are the problem. Not Ronnie's inability to stay away from them. Nope, not Ronnie's fault at all. Clearly, he is the victim. There certainly isn't any way for Ronnie to stay out of danger with all of "these little ass bitches" throwing themselves at him. I was under the impression that part of staying sober was taking control of your life and staying out of unstable situations. Apparently that doesn't apply to Ron Wood who is in constant danger of being harmed by "these little ass bitches."

I get the irony in your message but have you ever wondered why these girls never target 65 y.o. milkmen or postmen?

They always go for the RICH 65 y.o. men. Clearly some girls have an evil relationship with money... especially the money they're too lazy/stupid to earn themselves.

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vermontoffender
Yes. Clearly the "little ass bitches" are the problem. Not Ronnie's inability to stay away from them. Nope, not Ronnie's fault at all. Clearly, he is the victim. There certainly isn't any way for Ronnie to stay out of danger with all of "these little ass bitches" throwing themselves at him. I was under the impression that part of staying sober was taking control of your life and staying out of unstable situations. Apparently that doesn't apply to Ron Wood who is in constant danger of being harmed by "these little ass bitches."

I get the irony in your message but have you ever wondered why these girls never target 65 y.o. milkmen or postmen?

They always go for the RICH 65 y.o. men. Clearly some girls have an evil relationship with money... especially the money they're too lazy/stupid to earn themselves.

yes dcba
vemontoffender misunderstood my message. I was not saying :"Oh the poor guy, it's really unfair, he's gonna be a victim of these devil women...they're gonna take all his money...too bad !
Maybe you're right, maybe Ron likes to be surrounded by little ass bitches and maybe he likes to be a sucker !

She can stalk me any day!

even if you saw her coming ?

Shes hot stuff, for sure. I usually go for the exotic and I haven't had a Brazilian as of yet.

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Shes hot stuff, for sure. I usually go for the exotic and I haven't had a Brazilian as of yet.

Well, some people collect stamps, others Stones bootlegs, and Al goes for...

- Doxa

I haven't had a Brazilian as of yet.

Be careful Al .... apparently it gets pretty itchy when it's growing back



ROCKMAN

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even if you saw her coming ?

That would be even better!

Oh good. I was just wondering "when are all the Ron Wood-crazy girlfriends threads coming back?" I've missed them.

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Ronnie Wood copes magnificently with 'the neighbour from hell’
Ronnie Wood says Ana Araujo, his former girlfriend, has moved into his street in Holland Park

By Tim Walker, Sunday Telegraph
7:00AM GMT 19 Feb 2012

If Ronnie Wood was hoping for a clean break when he and Ana Araujo, his attractive Brazilian girlfriend, announced that their relationship was over, the wrinkly rocker was soon to be disabused of the notion.

“She’s moved in two doors down from me,” Wood, 64, tells me at the Elle Style awards at the Savoy. “She’s become the neighbour from hell.”

Lest his former amoureuse, who is more than 30 years his junior, take offence, he hastens to add: “I’m joking, of course. We’re friendly and everything, but she wants me to go round and visit the dogs and stuff. She is a bit nutty, but I quite like that about her. I seem to go for that sort of thing.”

Wood says that her friends had been asking her why she felt the need to move quite so close to him in Holland Park.

“They said that she shouldn’t, but she just said 'I like it here,’ which, I suppose, is fair enough.”

With Ana Araujo:


With new girlfriend, Nicola Sargent:

Like me, Woody is a sucker for pulchritude.

Nicola is already passé. Here's the woman who is apparently his new girlfriend, theatre producer Sally Humphreys:



See [www.dailymail.co.uk]

Ronnie is starting to make Hugh Hefner look old-fashioned.

Drew

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Ronnie is starting to make Hugh Hefner look old-fashioned.

Ronnie is starting to make Hugh Hefner look YOUNG!



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I haven't had a Brazilian as of yet.

Be careful Al .... apparently it gets pretty itchy when it's growing back

Oh lower the tone why don't you?

......... It's okay Al ......I wont tell anyone



ROCKMAN

Was Sally once a man?