I was a butcher cutting up meat
My hands were bloody I'm dying on my feet
I was a surgeon 'till I start to shake
I was a falling 'till you put on the brakes





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I was a hooker losing her looks

I was a writer can't write another book
I was all dried up dying to get wet
I was a tycoon drowning in debt






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Not since the lights on all the Christmas trees
went out in Stony Canyon, and certainly
never ever in my sweet charmed life have I felt
like this before .
I couldn’t believe my eyes, But now, I can see it 2009
is clinging for dear life.
Some just wont let it go.
Some people zipping through the days at lightning speed.
Some say my whole life is hanging on a thread
I'm the fly inside the spider's web I'm looking to the future
I keep on glancing back. Others in rock and ruins, like
“Decembers Children’s” album covers never the less this
year is completely stretch to the max, the tension
on the calendar is starting to split the seams.
You can hear it “Here he comes chopping and reaping,
hear him laugh at their cheating.”
2009 can no longer support the weight on the daily scale.
The agonizing task pushing the clocks even faster .
Time will come today, and I reckon the question
will be answered once and for all

“Will we see The Rolling Stones 2010?”





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"Este es un nuevo tema."



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from who is that autograph on that pic?

Quote
st.
"from who is that autograph on that pic?"

Hi st. Don't know much about that picture I found it googling.

We interrupt locally scheduled programs
for this important show “ The Holiday Channel “
already in progress. Want to remind the viewer
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rectal dysfunctions, sexual and gambling urges, depression ,
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shortness of breath Blurred vision, blindness, Horny ,
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hangovers, social constipation, lung infection ,
bat shitt crazy runs, compulsive stealing lying ,
and cheating too… and now back
to the Holiday Channel commercial break
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Hello I'm Mr. Ed your host for the Holiday channel Christmas
special sale here at the North Pole Lounge. Now before all of you enjoy hilarious Red Skeleton
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my little chicky cheese you promised to behave Shsss!
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COM’ON LETS HEAR IIIT!!!! ...stand still Ringo.






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It’s no hanging matter to me. Plus we supply disposable
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Happy to be here....Happy to be anywhere.....

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tell me who does autograph then.

Hi Fingers , cool photo ,I don't know the answer
to your question Rolf London72. Sorry. Alright with you now back to the
North Pole Lounge, shall we have a go at it

You are watching The Holiday Channel.
The Holiday channel is a pay preview sub- subscription telecast.
Children go run and find mommy and daddy and tell them
you’re sad because the Holiday Channel
is running out of time , and you needed it ,
you must needed it , it is a want of your needs
to need this in your life !

Mary Christmas Harry Hanukkah Cookie Kwanzaa
you are watching the Holiday Channel, Channel 439
Breaking news! We have Holiday channel news crew
backstage with Santa Claus for an impromptu interview.




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Thank you for waiting Santa will be here momentary
For the record here is Santa’s holiday press release
“Ensuring that the Christmas season is one
of tolerance and understanding between all races
and religions. It's always been my belief that Hanukkah
and Kwanzaadeserve the same respect as Christmas.”

Santa will continue his yearly trek around the world
starting off with a pre-trek ribbon cutting ceremony
Rainforest Hilton Hotel outside the Amazon basin
plenty of Coke-Ca-Cola McDonalds fatburgers a float ,
souvenir shops and diesel fumes open to the public.
The tour will start in Antarctica south of the equator dew
north to southern tip of Africa Cape Town refresh
the reindeers with magic reindeer fluff reload the sleigh
then fly East via north eastern route
to Moscow with all stops in between.
The sleigh will head due east pass China dip
south to Australia Jettison north west by passing Canada
landing in New Foundland, changing sleighs with more
back space for his final trek flinging out into orbit
2000 light years per hour and work his way to a greet & meet,
all the children in the Americas ,
and finally back to the North Pole in
time for football
This years Santa sponsors are Directbuy.com .
AARP health care medicare & supplement plan,
Sprivia “Fast acting.” Goldman Sacks ..”Doing God’s work.”
Care One Debt Relief , Vanica, “facial hair remover now in spray.”
ACCCE “we’ll lie under oath for clean energy.”
T-moble “ get going.” Lipozene “Stay thin.”
and by No Gray “ “Hair color that last longer”
Nutrogena Tone Corrector “ You got the look”
The Jupiter Jack “ 30 day money back guaranteed.”
The Twin Draft Guard “when the wind blows be prepared.’
And by Medical Hair Restoration. “Spot –on.”
Foot note Santa will hit most of the major markets
in the world in order
to accommodate everyone The name of This years
Christmas trek is
"The low budget sleigh " also The Negations ,
and Rudolph and Reindeers will be opening
up For Santa through out this Christmas season ..

And here is …





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THE video and song of this X-mas:





- Doxa

Alright cool youtube thanks Doxa,sweetcharmedlife good looking out.
WoW! there's the stones like hobos on a train


Santa: Hello everyone thank you
for waiting, I don't have much time.
Thank you very much for coming I’m please
to announce a big sleigh ride this year
Starting in Antarctica. I think you got all
that in little bits paper I know your dying to ask questions like,
will this be the last time? How much money your gonna earn ?
But I wont preempt you completely but do fire away .
Question ! Yes you in the back, do you have a question?




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Sometimes the songs the music sound
like its been written for me! It’s So uncanny
Sometimes I see floating mini red tongues when
I shut my eyes like blurry after images.
I keep on hearing their complete catalog in my head
then it repeats it self .
Usually begins Sunday nights with All down the line,
segue on to Monday morning sometimes last all week!
I was sitting at the breakfast table, one morning picked
up my fork and spoon
Started tapping the intro to Honky tonk women!
Thinking of Charlie, using the toaster as my cow bell
and my cheerio’s box as the big bass drum
I designated the butter knife for Keith coffee spoon
for Woody, they was git’ars picking’ and peckin’ through
the lead looking like, a couple of diseased crows
otherwise flanking the knifesharpened tippytoe little red rooster !
Mick!! as the syrup bottle they was laying it down !
That’s what they brought to the table slicing chopping their licks!
For a taste of horse meat pie assuming their next road kill.
I started swaying shuffling my feet
I began to shake my hips then suddenly it
happen I saw the light shine on me It went like this.

"Are you having a good time?! We got one for you
ask you something if you can.
I know , Thanksgiving weekend you’re full up!
Can you get your lung out? can you sing on this next tune!
I MEAN WILL YOU SIANG!




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I don't mind
Stealing Bread
From the mouths of decadence...

But I can't feed on the powerless
When my cup's already overfilled
But it's on the table,
The fire's cooking
And they're farming babies,
and the slaves are all working...

Blood is on the table,
the mouths are chokin'..
I'm going hungry...





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Is it going to be ALLL RIGHT? !!!!! Let me hear you!
“it’s going to be Alright!!!” Hallelujah!!! you bet,
dear friends. It’s going to be all-right! it’s going
to be all-right this morning at the power house church of
the sacred bleeding heart of the presumptuous assumption of
the blinding light

Sing with me I know you can “O blinding light,
O’ light that blinds I can not see look out for me”
I'm a really desperate consumer .

Let’s give a big Shout out to the Angel Singers!
and Dear Sister Morphine
Thank o Angel Singers you devils you!
And thank you!!!

Can I get a big HALLELUJAH FROM YA?!
- “HALLELUJAH!!”
Yes friend welcome to Pastor Bob hour of
reckoning with organ Leroy at his organ again and
the 50 voice Angel singer!… I’m Deacon E.L. Mouth.
But dear friends in theses days of modern time,
what with Jobless numbers and everyone sick
and Christmas sellers spreading the cheer and
with the flu skyrocketing at every mall,and you
are teetering on the edge of collapse ,
leaders exposed for what they are. Mishegas!
We must turn the page turn the corner we must
turn to Pastor Bob who reads only good books
and is High on the real thing therefore
I Ask you to give a little money to the
needy and less fortunate this
holiday season ,and now

Pastor Bob !!!.

Pastor Bob : Thank you dear friends it’s
good to see you Hallelujah!
Trailing clouds of glory!!! Can you feel the presence
the fury?!!!
Gold rings to you all Bless you thank
you thank you..
BTW a Happy Holidays Christmas Hanukkah
Kwanzaa to our invited guest

My Dear Church-goers, I’m High on the blinding light !
I’m coming down from the clouds and Now I’m Hungry
and I’m marching!!
Yes dear Friends that ‘s right marching to eat !
Because after the 40 year war with the cows today’s
sermon reflects on the upcoming meat season .


“ TELL IT BROTHER Pastor BOB!”.. YES !
.. Dear friend I’m Hungry Let me hear you say

“I’m hungry!” Lets hear the fine voices of
The Angels Singers sing it one time “WE’RE HUNGRY!”
Yes !, Let me hear you say it
‘WE’RE HUNGRY TOO!” Yes! you’re hungry too, we’re all hungry .
are you hungry?. of course you’re hungry !
I’m hungry so lets eat. And he said the word and we ate it.
Hot dog!
And what was the word? “ Hot dog!”
Hot Dog, yes ! Dear Friends …

A mighty Hot dog is our lord… I’m not talking
about hate no, I’m talking about ate dinner
at eight… Lets eat !
“ MORE SUGAR!!!!"





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Hello I’m Station Manager Sergeant Major.
May I tell you something about yourself, as a
member of the Rolling Stones fan clubs, and
Holiday Channel subscriber next year could be your year.
Furthermore your interest are wide from world affairs
and science to sports and show business .And you have
one characteristic that’s rather encouraging, and that’s
the fact that you are not easily persuaded by advertising.
50 or 100 years from now they will find recorded images
of evidences of decadence escapism and insulation
from the realities of the world in which we live and
the Rolling Stones will lay down the sound track
to this disturbing visual. Based on audience research
studies you are well above average in education and intelligence.

For example*** You would never start
a Rolling Stones’ show with SFTD a demonic tune
at best Some closest evangelical rolling stones
fans might feel like whipping out revelations plus
the song requires audience participation and that’s
to much at the onslaught of a Rolling Stones show .

Of course you would never start the show with a ditty
from “Exile” Now a good opener is “Don’t Stop”
audience will identify with the notion of never stopping
the show. “Lies Lies Lies” or “ Sad, Sad , Sad is another
good show starter. Sometimes during the
concert I often hear the crowd chanting
“ Charlie! Charlie! Charlie!” this is out of homage to Charlie.
Charlie should recuperate with a drum solo after
all the Stones encourage Charlie’s manual dexterity.
Keith’s set should
be extended to four songs it will give me more
time to run to the bathroom and endure the piss line only
to see all the same peoples in front of me at the beer line.
Since the audience likes to get in the act we should have
a drawing at the tail get parties.

The winners will be rewarded
by singing the chorus to “ YCAGWYW” on stage.
I also suggest we implement a color coded day for
our stones t-shirts, For example
the classic red tongue black t-shirt ensemble
must only be worn on Friday or Saturday
The multi spotted tongue t-shirts only be used on
Monday though Thursday. The Stones’ hoode must
only be used on Sundays.

Finally The confetti blowers
should be closer to the cheap seats.





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COM-ON! LETS HEAR IT!!!.
Welcome back my little chickadees
I’m Mr. Ed your host here at The North Pole Lounge
Now you just been entertained by Sister Morphine’s Angle Singers,
Pastor Bob Plus Santa Claus’ back stage interview
Later on the shoe The Flamingo Dancers, Holiday on Ice,
Bob Dylan’s disappearing act , Martha Raye, Bing Crosby
and a special guest star.
But we open up this segment with The Roll-Rolling- The Rolling
Stones !
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Ed: Thank You thank you . Thank you !
Please, Thank!!!!!!!!!!!! You!!!!!!!!!! Please settled down
Now tonight here at the North Pole Lounge and on
The holiday channel .
We our here for a common cause and
that is to make money for the moneyless this year
Everything all right in the critiques section plenty
of junk and all that?
Ladies and gentleman and those of you at home
watching on your tv set and many youngster checking in
on the series of tubes known as the spider web
And now singing time on my side –time is on my side !
COME ON LETEM’ HEAR IT …AND NOW TIME- TIME,
TIME !

THE EXCITING LOS FLAMIGOS!!!!






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'Twas da night befo' Christmas and all in the hood,
Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good.
The tube socks was hung on the window sill and we all
had smiles up on our grill.
Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib in the back bedroom,
cuz that's how we live.
And Moms in her do-rag and me with my nine, had just gotten
busy cuz girlfriend is fine.
All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by, Bumpin' phat
beats cuz the system's fly.
I bounced to the window at a quarter pas' 'Bout ready
to pop a cap in somebody's ass!
well anyway....
I yelled to my lady, Yo peep this! She said,
Stop frontin' & just mind yo' bidness.
I said, for real doe, come check dis out.






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We weren't even buggin', no worries, no doubt. Cuz bumpin'
an thumpin' from around da way
Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh.
Da beats was kickin', da ride was phat I said, "Yo red Dawg,
you all that!"
He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz, "Ay yo, give it up,
let's make some noise!"
To the top of the projects & across the strip mall,
We gots ta go, I got a booty call!"

He pulled up his ride on the top a da roof, and sippin' on a 40,
he busted a move.

I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack!" he said,
"Damn homie, deese projects is wack!
But don't worry black, cuz I gots da skillz
I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz."
Out from his bag he pulled 3 small tings a credit card,
a knife, and a bobby pin.

He slid down the fire exscape smoove as a cat, and busted
the window wit' a b-ball bat.

I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?"
he said,"You best get on up out my face!"
His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold,
His sneaks was Puma and they was 5 years old.

He dropped down the duffle, Bulls logo on the side.
Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide.
A wink of his eye and a shine off his gold toof,
He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof
He jumped in his hooptie wit' rims made of chrome,
To tap that big booty waitin' at home.

And all I heard as he cruised outta sight,
was a loud and hearty.....


"WEEESST SIIIIDE!!!!!!!"






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I’m Leonardo , Darling. Speaking for
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Tell Daddy these beautiful paintings are Like oil
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And each painting is signed, by some one .
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clowns hobos sad eyed orphans look at
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Sad eyed bulls goring sad eyed crying orphans
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"Monumentally ill-advised!" "Perfectly awful!"
"Couldn't be worse!" "Exquisitely awful!"
"Astonishingly ill-chosen!"
"Really bit the big one!" Have your credit card
ready and speak slowly in a clear and study voice.





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When I was small I believed in Santa Claus
Though I knew it was my dad
And I would hang up my stocking at Christmas
Open my presents and I'd be glad

But the last time I played Father Christmas
I stood outside a department store
A gang of kids came over and mugged me
And knocked my reindeer to the floor

They said:
Father Christmas, give us some money
Don't mess around with those silly toys.
We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over
We want your bread so don't make us annoyed
Give all the toys to the little rich boys


I was standing in line for a cup of ice cream somebody was shouting
“ You can’t always” .then the police sirens drowned him out and
two cops arrested his asss after disburse tear gas on us
I had to put up some kind of fight. After wards, we went down
to the Chelsea drugstore To get a few prescription filled
I was standing in line I met a man ,
called himself Mr. Jimmy an old blues man
he look pretty ill. We decided that we would have a soda
His flavored flavor was cherry red Mr. Jimmy just kept on
talking he would not shut up!
I notice a sign on the Chelsea drugstore window “HELP WANTED”
I split went home came back and submitted my resume’.


Copsnrobbers worked for Music Plus North pole Mall since
August off ’99 he is a valued and treasured employee in
all repsects. Copsnrobbers are difficult to find in this lazy economy
I highly recommend him to all re-tail stores for their Santa.
His qualities are many and I will highlight some of
the ones that stand out he is trustworthy person who we have
entrusted he is responsible and conscientious of his work,
he never missed work and he worked extra shifts when needed.
We have been very fortunate to such a wonderufl super person
to work with for So many years. Copsnrobbers is also a natural
people person therefore his customers sevice skills are second
to none.
He remembers everyone’s name and he knows their
favorite items too. As a result, customers routinely
request him which results in a wonderful customer based on our
happy customers.
Copsnrobbers is also versatile in the re- tail business sin.
he knows his way around a cash register and possesses
management qualities.

In his ability to work the floor he is also great for
staff morale because he has a ‘can do attitude” in
all occasions. I have seen Cnr display great ease and calmness
in the most hectic times of work he is amazing under pressure
and he rises to every occasion.

Cnr will be sadly missed around here. It will be the company’s
lost There is not one person not affected by his leaving us.
That is the type of person he is though, he touches
everuyone with his genuineness. It has been a pleasure
and an honor to work with Cnr we wish
him posperity and happiness.

Sign,
SANTA CLAUS





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My first day on the newblwjob or rather newjob the two busy bodies told me to
” Put on the Santa suit have a meet and greet Santa Day.”
I went to put on my sannyclaws suit .
Came back waited for the doors to open.


I saw all the kids outside OMG! This is no rock 'n' roll show!
The kids look ferocious They’re gonna smash down all the stores
plate glass windows
Put a fist, put a fist through the mall’s steel-plated door…
It was a cold fanged eminating from the other side of the door,
The mall cop kept on shouting “Oh don't do that, oh don't do that,
oh don't do that
Don't you do that, don't you do that
Oh don't do that, oh don't do that! CHILDREN BEHAVE! OR NO ONE WILL
SEE SANTA TODAY NOW GET IN LINE. The Kids paid no attention to him.
They over ran the mall cop after he opened the door
the kids left their footprints up and down mall.





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But it's allright now in fact it's gas..watch it!




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