Re: Remember Radio Caroline ? (Stones content )
Date: April 9, 2009 01:08
CHAPTER ELEVEN: Shipwrecked at Frinton-on-Sea. January 9 1966 was a cold stormy day with snow along the coast. That morning I had been playing Get Off Of My Cloud by the Rolling Stones and It's My Life by the Animals. But no amount of good lively music would warm up this extra cold winter. By the evening the storm had increased and our little ship was rolling around in the turbulent North Sea. One of the deejays was seasick so I took over his shift opening with Day Tripper by the Beatles and closing with Eve Of Destruction by Barry McGuire. Little did I know! I was now tired so, after dinner, I got up and began to head for the door.
“Where're you off to Tom?” asked Tony Blackburn.
“Going to bed” I said “I want to be fresh for my morning show.”
I was glad to settle into my bunk. Even though the ship was rolling, this never bothered me. I was fast asleep when Dave Lee Travis burst into the cabin. “Tom! Tom! Wake up!” he shouted. “What's up, Dave?” I yawned.
“We're in a storm” Dave replied. “The Captain wants everyone up in the lounge, packed and ready to leave the ship.”
“Yeah, sure” I said, not believing him. We were always playing jokes on each other. And Dave had a great sense of humour. And besides, this was nothing in comparison to the storm I had been in on Caroline North in the Irish Sea. I believed that Dave was definitely playing a joke on me.
Dave shrugged his shoulders and left. I turned over and went back to sleep. Next Graham Webb entered. “Tom, wake up ... Come on!”
“Hi Graham, what now?”
“Tom, it's serious. Get packed!”
I stretched slowly and said “Hell. Okay.” Graham rushed out the door.
I was ready to play the joke. I dressed in my shore clothes, packed my bag and scampered up the stairs. In the lounge were Tony Blackburn, Graham Webb, Norman St. John, Dave Lee Travis and radio engineers George Saunders and Patrick Starling. I said “Okay you guys. I'll meet you on shore in the pub. Last one in pays for everyone's drinks.” Everyone laughed.
Then suddenly the ship heaved and the main engine raced. A couple of the Dutch crew went running by shouting “Hode verdomme!” Now I was concerned. Without hesitation I rushed up to the bridge to see what was going on. There was Captain Vrury and the Chief Engineer. “What's happening?” I asked.
The captain turned to me and said “The storm has broken our anchor chain. The propellers are full of barnacles. They are unable to create enough thrust to move the ship. The wind is blowing us toward the shore.”
I looked out at the dark night and I could see that something was wrong. None of the shore lights looked familiar. We must be moving. I rushed down to the studio. My concern was that if we were broadcasting inside the three mile international limit, we would be breaking the law. I also felt that it was important that the audience know what was happening. I had someone announce that, because there was the chance that we could drift inside the three-mile limit, we were going off the air now, but that we would be back on the air as soon as all was well and we were back out to sea.
After that there was nothing I could do. The crew were doing whatever they could. I would just be in the way. I returned to the lounge and said to Dave “Hey, Dave, do you want to have a game of checkers?”
“Sure.”
And so we began an intense game. Last time we had played, Dave had beaten me and I did not want that to happen again. He was good. The game was moving neck and neck, we were each holding ground and it was touch and go as to who would win when, suddenly, without any warning, the board went flying across the lounge. We heard a loud noise as the ship hit the beach. I had no idea that we were that close to the shore. Everyone scrambled out on to the deck. I will never know who would have won that game. We were broadside to the beach, sitting miraculously between two concrete groynes. A few feet either way and our ship would have been dashed to pieces. Large waves were crashing over our ocean side, creating the danger that the power of the waves could force our ship over onto its side and possibly dump us all into the freezing cold ocean.
Out on the deck, I could see the snow on the land and a lot of moving lights. There were people running about and muffled voices shouting. Then, through a megaphone, loud and clear, I heard “Stand back! Stand back! ... We're going to fire a rope! Get off the deck.”
We all ducked back in the cabin and there was a loud bang as a rope came shooting onto the ship. This was grabbed by one of the crew and they set up a pulley system for a breeches-buoy, a system for hauling people off ships.
Our crew was instructing us how to get into the breeches. These were like a pair of shorts with a buoy around your waist. You held on the best you could and, in jerks, you were pulled across the waves to the land.
I had grabbed my bag and a large picture of Jeanine, my wife. I climbed into the breeches and, as I was hauled across the waves, I was bobbed up and down. With each ‘down’ I was dunked into the freezing ocean water, arriving on shore cold and wet. It was strange to feel the solid unmoving land. I was so used to the floor always moving that the firmness of the beach felt unsafe.
There were many hands helping me out of the breeches-buoy and a police constable handed me a large hot cup of tea. “This should warm you up” he said with a chuckle. Ah! This was England! Once all of us were off the ship, except the captain and some crew, we were stuffed into a vehicle and driven to a store where we were given dry clothes, courtesy of an association that helped shipwrecked sailors. From there we were taken to a hotel for supper and a welcome night's sleep.
Early in the morning I received a phone call from Ronan. “Come up to London right away. They want to interview you on ITN News.”
Everything was moving so quickly. There was a picture of me being hauled off the ship, carrying a four foot picture of Jeanine, on the front page of one of the newspapers and suddenly I was on the TV. The interviewer asked me to describe the experience.
“We were told to abandon ship” I said, as the camera rolled. “When ashore, we were fed, given tea. Poor ship, left, and maybe battered to pieces by now.”
“Is this the end of Caroline South?” he asked.
“Hell no!” I said.
Now we were the number one news story but we had no ship. But soon Ronan got a call from Britt Wadner, a Swedish lady, who had a radio ship that was not being used. So, while our ship was being repaired, we could broadcast from her ship, the Cheeta II. Yes, we were soon back on the air.
I loved the adventures, the risks and pitting ourselves against the elements and the British establishment. Yes, this was what my life was about. This was feeling alive. Even though I was a married man with a family, I had full support from them in this lifestyle. My French wife, Jeanine, was totally behind me. We had met in London while I was writing Beyond the Great Slave Lake in 1956. We had married a year later in Paris. The birth of my first son Tommy was while I was working for the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation in Yellowknife, North West Territories, Canada. My second son, Brodie, was born in Hampstead, London and my third son, Lionel, was born in the Highlands of Scotland. All this world traveling flowed naturally into going to sea on Radio Caroline. That first day in 1964, when I sailed out to the ship, my sons were one, three and four years old. We were living in Ealing, London, in a comfortable semi-detached house. It was a time when I would have loved to have had more time with my family but we were financially strapped. I was freelancing for the CBC but this hardly covered our expenses. So I subsidised my income by washing dishes at the Earl's Court Exhibition Centre. I also did a stint of singing on BBC TV for ‘peanuts’. So Radio Caroline was a godsend. Now at last we were covering our expenses. In fact, during those three years on Caroline, I had done well enough to buy a house in the Cotswolds, Gloucestershire, a place where my wife and my sons could be close to my mother and also near where I had lived as a boy. My brief times on shore were often taken up with concerts and guest appearances but Jeanine and the boys only gave me encouragement for this work. In fact it was Jeanine who started my fan club and kept it running to the end.
It was strange being on Cheeta II. The studio did not have the full familiar sound of the Mi Amigo. We were all impatient for the return of our ‘old friend’. When I left for my shore leave Rosko was on the air with his mynah bird, the two of them chattering and bantering. As I sailed to shore in the tender, I was listening to them on a small radio by the boat's wheel and the skipper and I were laughing at his fast flowing antics. There was a spirit about the Radio Caroline sound that was contagious. It felt good. It made you feel that life was a joy. Even though we were out on the high seas, even though we were living in confined spaces, we were having fun and this was flowing through our programmes. There were so many new experiences always happening that, as I docked in Harwich, I was wondering what was waiting for me around the next corner.
CHAPTER TWELVE: Ronan's Story of Caroline's Birth.After the shipwreck, and while all the ship repairs were being accomplished, I spent more time at Caroline House, and with Ronan. One day, while I was hanging out in and enjoying Ronan's company, we were chatting about this and that. I asked “Ronan. Tell me how you started Radio Caroline.”
“That's a good story” he said. “Well it was all because of Georgie Fame.”
“Georgie Fame?” I said with interest.
“Yeah, I was running the Scene Club. I use to have the Rolling Stones appearing there before they were known. That was how they got started. At that time I found this young organ player, great blues music. ‘OK Georgie’ I said to him. ‘We'll try and get you a record contract.’ So we recorded the song Yeh Yeh but all the record companies said his music was too ‘black’. So I made the record myself but the BBC also said it was too black and they wouldn't play it. They wouldn't even touch it.”
“Everybody sure missed out” I said. “I mean, January of last year (1965) it was number one.”
“Listen Tommy baby. It's always like that. The ones who are in control never know what's best.”
“So then what?” I asked.
“All that was left was Radio Luxembourg.”
“Old crackley Radio Luxembourg?” I said incredulously. “But they only play the first minute of each record. Hardly a way to programme a radio station.”
“Sure, but that's all there was left. I had a package with a copy of Yeh Yeh under my arm. I must have looked like a courier or maybe it was the Irish accent, who knows. I walked into the front office and said to the receptionist ‘Which way to Sir Geoffrey Everitt's office?’ Just like that. I was moving quickly. She pointed to the door and, before she could say another word, I went straight in. Quick and friendly.”
“She didn't try to stop you?” I asked.
“Oh, she might have but I was too quick. You have to remember that this was my last chance. All the other doors had closed.”
“I love it!” I said.
“Now there I was in the top man's office. There were three desks. A large one with Sir Geoffrey sitting and a small desk on each side with two smaller men sitting. It was all so funny looking. There was a couch in front of the desks. I plunked myself down there. They all looked most surprised. ‘Yes?’ one of them said. ‘What can we do for you?’
I held out my package and said ‘I have a record for you to play on your radio station.’
All three burst out laughing. Sir Geoffrey got up, went to a curtain on the wall, pulled a cord and revealed a board headed ‘Radio Luxembourg's Programming’. Starting at 6.00 p.m. it showed the record companies' bookings all the way to closing at 1.00 a.m. ‘See’ he said. ‘We have no room.’
‘Well then’ I said ‘I'll have to start my own radio station, won't I?’
‘How will you do that?’ one of then asked.
‘You have a station in Luxembourg. I could put one in France.’ You should have seen their faces. And with that I got up and left. That was the seed, Tommy. That started me thinking and searching how to start a radio station.”
“What made you call us Radio Caroline?” I asked. “I mean, it is such a great name. How did you get the idea?”
“Another funny story. I was flying to Dallas Texas to buy the transmitter and I was reading this magazine, Time or Life or something. There was this picture of John F. Kennedy chasing his daughter around the Oval Office and the caption read ‘Caroline holds up government.’
‘That's it!’ I said. ‘Caroline! Yes. That's it!’”
Ronan paused for a moment, as he went into memories. There was a twinkle in his eyes. He started to laugh. “Oh yes” he said in the laughter. “And that's another funny story. When I got back to London, we had a board meeting. It was a little bit stuffy. They had been coming up with all kinds of different names for the radio station. Like Radio Mars or Radio Ray, some futuristic sounding name. X was also popular at that time. Have an X in the name. So I announced ‘We're calling our new radio station Radio Caroline.’ All their jaws dropped. They were appalled. But they were too polite to say anything.
Then one of the men came over to me and said, in a very fatherly and private way, ‘Ronan. If you call it Caroline, they'll think you're queer.’
‘Maybe I am’ I said.”
We both laughed and I said “Well they sure had you wrong. But thanks to your persistence, Ronan, it's turned out to be a perfect name.”
CHAPTER THIRTEEN: Meeting the Beatles.Friday March 25th 1966 we were broadcasting from the Cheeta II, while M.V Mi Amigo was being repaired and outfitted with a new more powerful transmitter. I received a message to call Ronan on the ship's radio. “What's going on?” I asked him.
“Come ashore as fast as possible!” he said.
“Is something wrong?”
“No, it's an important assignment” Ronan stressed.
“An important assignment?”
“A special secret meeting” Ronan said. “I can't explain it now. Come right away. Bring a microphone and tape recorder. The tender is on its way to get you. Someone will pick you up on shore. Don't ask any more questions. Just come.”
“OK Ronan. 'Bye.”
Docking in Harwich, there was a black limousine and chauffeur waiting. “Hi Tom” the chauffeur said.
“Where are we going?” I asked.
“It's top secret” he smiled as we raced off down the highway. I could see we were heading in the direction of London so I decided to relax and enjoy the comfort and the soft leather of the vehicle.
My driver started to chat. “You guys are really doing a fantastic job out there.”
“Yeah! We're having a ball! You know I can't believe how this country is so total in their support for us“ I said.
“Well, you know Tom” he said, “millions and millions of people can't be wrong. My admiration goes out to you guys. This is one of the best things that has happened to this bloody country in a long time.”
“Yes, thanks. We are really lucky, you know. The British people are very special. Without their support, we'd have been off the air a year ago.”
In London we headed for Chelsea. I watched the street names, still wondering where we were going. In Chelsea we drove down the Kings Road and turned into a mews. I just caught the name. The Vale. “This is it” said the driver. “Through that door.” There was a plain black door in a brick wall. I entered a large white studio and was met by Tony Barrow, Brian Epstein's publicist. “So what's this all about?” I asked him. “Who am I interviewing?”
“That's top secret” Tony smiled. “Set up your interview material here.”
An attractive woman entered and Tony introduced me to Nancy, a CBC reporter. We chatted about Radio Caroline and the CBC while I set up my equipment for the interview. Suddenly we were interrupted by laughter and voices. I turned as the door opened and in walked four guys in black suits. For a split second I thought they were some visitors passing through the room. Then it hit me. They were the Beatles. “Wow!” I said. “Hi guys! What a knock out! Fancy meeting you here! I thought I was going to interview the Queen but I guess you'll do.” They laughed and we all shook hands.
While I sat on a stool with two on each side, I turned on the tape recorder. They were crazy, unpredictable and fun.
“It's nice to be here in the actual captain's kitchen” said John, “and the captain himself is stirring up a right old brew.”
They were being zany so I fell into their crazy mood. “Is it true, Paul and John, that you have ghost writers to write your songs for you?”
“Oh yeah” said Paul, “ghost writers.”
John added “We got ghost Willen Trotsky. They write the first four.”
And Paul carried on “And Lenin and Blavatsky. They write the lyrics. The two best selling lyric writers in the country.”
“We just do the PR for the boys, you know” said John.
“Yeah” said Paul. “We just do the appearance in our mop-tops, you know.”
I loved this nutty side of the Beatles. I responded “Yeah. It's a hard life, isn't it?”
“Yeah” said John. “It's very hard but we just wander around. We've got doubles for most of that as well.”
Wanting to bring Ringo into the jibing, I said “What's it like being a father, Ringo?”
“It's great” he said.
“When are you going to be a father?” I asked George.
“I don't know.”
“You don't know?” I insisted.
“I don't know.” Everyone laughed. And then, looking me straight in the eye, George said with great sincerity “Who do you fancy for the National?” Again we laughed.
Maybe it was time to bring the interview back on track so I turned to John and asked “When are you going to write another book, John?”
But there was no way they were going to let this interview be serious. “Oh well” John replied, “people have come up to me and said ‘When are you going to write another book John?’ and I have said ‘I don't know.’”
George suddenly piped in “Give the pop stars a fairer share of the country's wealth!”
Maybe I could get some of their thoughts about the Caroline battle with the government. So I asked “What is your attitude towards commercial radio on land?”
John was quick to reply. “I don't mind where it comes from, you know, as long as it's there.”
“Yes, I think I'd go along with that” added Paul. “I think you might as well have it in the middle...”
George interrupted “Get the local angle, you know.”
“Yeah, get the local angle” Paul agreed.
I really wanted them to speak about the whole commercial radio debate that was buzzing the country. So I asked “You'd like to see local commercial stations?”
And John came back with “I wouldn't like to see them. I'd just like to hear them.”
I turned to Ringo. “Yeah, I would. The more stations the merrier I always say. You've heard me say that before.” Everyone laughed.
“Paul?” I asked.
“I think if the BBC can be legal on land, then so can everybody else. That's how it should be. They either have nobody doing it or they have everybody doing it.” Again we all laughed.
The bantering went on for a while. A photographer came by and took some pictures of us and then Tony came back and said it was time to go.
I learned latter that this had been the famous ‘butcher’ pictures photographic session, photographs for the soon to be released American album The Beatles Yesterday and Today. Bob Whitaker had taken the shots of torn dolls and bloody meat. But this was too much for Capitol Records, U.S.A., and the cover was replaced with some bland pictures of the four.
Soon our old friend, M.V. Mi Amigo, sailed back and anchored. Wam bam thank you mam! We were back with the full force of rock 'n' roll. But, if I had listened to my dreams, I would have known that soon I would be shot at with machine guns.
CHAPTER FOURTEEN: The Battle for the Rough Tower.I Can't Get No) Satisfaction by the Rolling Stones was up full blast. I was jumping and dancing to it. The seagulls were keeping a safe distance. We were fully installed on the re-furbished, more powerful, newly polished M.V. Mi Amigo. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a boat. I called to Mike who was down the other end of the ship. “Hey! A boat's coming.”
“Where?” he shouted.
“Look there” I replied.
“It must be some fishing boat.”
“It's the tender” I said as I recognized it.
“I guess they're bringing food supplies and mail.”
“That's strange” I said. “We just had a supply boat. Another boat is not due for two days.” I was wondering if something was wrong. The supply boats were pretty regular. As the small boat neared, I could see two men in the boat, the skipper at the wheel and a second man. I kept looking and then I recognized him. It was Ronan. He waved and called but his words were lost in the wind. “What the hell? Ronan's on board!” I said to Mike.
“Let's tell Dave” he said, as he dived through the door to the studio. Coming up from the sleeping berths came Rosko, rubbing his eyes.
“What's goin' on?” Rosko mumbled.
Pointing to the boat, I said “the tender's coming and Ronan's on board.”
The tender approached. Ronan was still calling to us. Now I could understand. “Tom! We've been invaded” I heard. “Our tower's been invaded!”
“What tower?” I shouted back.
Now he was waving frantically. “Quick, jump on board” he shouted. “I'll tell you.”
As the tender moved alongside the Mi Amigo, I sprang from Caroline to the tender and landed on the deck with a thud. The smaller boat quickly moved away.
“What's this about an invasion? And what tower?” I said, as soon as I got my footing.
“The Rough Tower, baby. It became ours because I put a man on it. That was last week.”
“So what happened?” I asked.
“Yesterday, Roy Bates, owner of Radio Essex invaded our tower and forced our man ashore” Ronan explained.
“That's piracy!” I said. “But what do we need a tower for? Are we going to broadcast from it?”
“Hell no. I'm going to make it into a nation” Ronan said with a sparkle.
“A nation?” I was amazed. “What the hell for?”
Ronan laughed then, smiling, put his hand on my shoulder. “It's legally possible” he said. “All it needs is a name and a constitution and so on.”
Suddenly I understood. “Hey yes. If you can create a nation, then anyone can create a nation.”
“That's right, Tommy baby! The whole concept of nationalism becomes absurd. If people can see that, then one of the causes of war will be eliminated. Great music and art comes from politically unrestricted areas, like out here, in international waters.”
My admiration for Ronan was deepening all the time. A seagull swooped down for some scraps on the ocean surface. We were heading out to sea in the direction of a mark on the horizon that was getting larger and larger. Slowly I could make it out. There were two towers, each twenty feet in diameter and sixty feet high. A steel platform was across the top of the towers that carried two old rusty anti-aircraft guns. In the middle of this platform stood a large two-storey structure with windows. On its flat roof was a machine-gun platform. The towers were stained with years of sea and wind. A ladder hung down the side of one of the towers. This was a formidable looking fort. It had been built by the British, for defence, during the Second World War but had been abandoned many years ago and was therefore, according to the laws of the sea, because it was in international waters, available to anyone.
The skipper throttled down as we headed for the ladder and then suddenly all hell broke out around us. It was like the water was boiling. We all ducked down. We were being fired at with a machine gun. The skipper lost hold of the steering wheel and the boat spun around. The force of the turn sent us hard into the bulkhead. Ronan shouted “Oh Holy Mary, Mother of God! Let's get the hell out of here!”
The skipper grabbed the wheel. The boat surged away. I got up and looked back. A small figure was shaking his fist and shouting. And then he started throwing gasoline bombs at us. These hit the water bursting into flames. One landed on board. Ronan grabbed the fire extinguisher and in a cloud of caustic smoke, smothered the fire. I watched the tower as we sped away.
“Now that's what you would call a close call” said Ronan.
“That guy nearly killed us!” I said.
“That's for sure. That man is pretty desperate to hold onto that tower.”
“So how are we going to get the tower back?” I asked.
“Let him have it. We've got a fine ship.”
Later I learned that Roy Bates created a nation out of that tower and called it Sealand. The last I heard, he is still out there today.
I climbed back on board, a little bruised, wondering what other challenges were in store for us and if we would survive all the forces that were against us.
The news report about our adventure was slanted to emphasize that we were unsavoury. On the ITV News the announcer said “Men from Radio Caroline try to land on Rough Tower, a lonely fort seven miles off Harwich, but the tower was already occupied and they were driven off by petrol bombs and shots fired from the tower.” They showed shots of the tower and the damage that our tender had suffered.
Then there were scenes of the army preparing to explode Sunk Head, another World War II fort. Oxyacetylene cutting equipment was being dropped by helicopter and the news man reported “Army prepares to explode Sunk Head Fort so as to stop it being used for an offshore radio station.”
But to really tarnish our image they also reported, in almost the same breath, “Today owner of Radio City, pirate station, Reg Calvert was found shot dead. Major Oliver Smedley was accused of the murder. James McKnight and other men have invaded Radio City and have refused to leave.” And there was clips from the Postmaster General, Anthony Wedgewood Benn's statement on television “The pirates are a menace and I don't believe at all that the public wouldn't support action to enforce the law. The pirate radio ships have no future at all. I'm quite convinced of that!”
We were all in the ship's lounge, gathered around the TV, having supper. “I can't believe this!” said Mike. “Now we will be associated with murder and all we do is play records and have fun.”
“Yes” I said, “The government will try any trick to get rid of us. First they'll try and smear our good name and then, once they have made us look bad enough, they can get away with attacking us in any way they wish.”
“Do you think they'll do that?” asked Dave.
“I don't know but you can see that our battle with the government is heating up.” Little did I know how true those words were. Yes, the battle with the government was heating up. Soon there would be an attack and then our counter attack with the British Royal Navy. At the same time there were plans by MI5 (the British equivalent of the CIA) to eliminate us completely. And yet, while all this was happening, it appeared that nothing could stop us. Because our popularity would soon move into overdrive. Our audience would soar to 23 million. We would all become superstars, being swamped by screaming fans when we appeared in public. And yet still there was the darker side. Because, under the surface, everything would not always run smoothly. We would have our own internal battles. Soon there would be a mutiny on board the good ship M.V. Amigo, something unheard of among ‘good’ sailors. Ronan would take on a new investor who, much to my own personal objections, would force us to play his records. Records which I believed were ‘crap’. Yes, soon the battle front would not only be with the government but would be inside our own camp. And yet, all the time, there was nothing that could stop Ronan's creative imagination from dreaming up new adventures and new ways to entertain the British people. Soon Ronan would initiate Caroline Television, a system of broadcasting from two airplanes. Yes, now we believed we were unbeatable. There was no limit, or so it appeared. Were we heading for the stratosphere or to the ultimate crash in the North Sea? I had no idea. That night, when I went to bed, I had no inkling of the challenges and adventures that were waiting for me....
To read the rest of the chapters and know the full story, you can buy the book.
Further chapters:
15) Mutiny On Caroline.
16) 23 Million People Can't be Wrong.
17) Attacking The British Navy.
18) MI5 Plan to Attack Radio Caroline.
19) Leaving Caroline Under Duress.
20) The Ships, The Politicians and The Traitors.
21) The Rise and Fall of Caroline Television.
22) Epilogue