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Why is Keith ALWAYS Tan ?
Posted by: Milo Yammbag ()
Date: December 4, 2005 23:41

I know this is a lightweight topic but I was wondering why Keith is always Tan. Since about 1990 he always has a tan. We all know that he was once (well for along time) pale as white paper, if not some other color due to drugs.

Is he tan due to his liver? Is he in the sun that much? Has living in Jamaica permanantly cooked and weathered his skin ?

Please share your thoughts. Any Doctors out there who could shed light ?

Milo, NYC
Watchin the snow swirl around my head and around my feet

Re: Why is Keith ALWAYS Tan ?
Date: December 4, 2005 23:44

He is like an old bag, an old leather (tan) bag.

Re: Why is Keith ALWAYS Tan ?
Posted by: OILY_DIPSTICK ()
Date: December 4, 2005 23:48

He eats a lot of Mick's sh1t......joke :-)

Re: Why is Keith ALWAYS Tan ?
Posted by: oldkr ()
Date: December 5, 2005 00:07

he lives most of the year in the islands

OLDKR

Re: Why is Keith ALWAYS Tan ?
Posted by: hot stuff ()
Date: December 5, 2005 00:13

when i saw him up close in philly he looked white as a gost....he didn't look tan at all...his skin is old shoe leather..ha..

Re: Why is Keith ALWAYS Tan ?
Posted by: StonesTod ()
Date: December 5, 2005 00:25

He's the color of Jack Daniels on tour...

Re: Why is Keith ALWAYS Tan ?
Posted by: stonedmike ()
Date: December 5, 2005 00:27

he goes to a tanning salon or more likely he has his own tanning bed.

Re: Why is Keith ALWAYS Tan ?
Posted by: thrak ()
Date: December 5, 2005 00:48

Jamaica Sun

Re: Why is Keith ALWAYS Tan ?
Posted by: Milo Yammbag ()
Date: December 5, 2005 05:39

Liver Problems ? It would seem not because the white part of his eyes are actually white. If he had liver problems I believe the whites of his eyes would be yellow.

One thing is certain, he is NOT the pale englishman he should be. Mick is pasty white, Charlie and Ronnie too. Is it possible that Keith has spent so much time in Jamaica that he has a type of "permenant tan". Is it baked in?

Milo, NYC
Hear the women singing

Re: Why is Keith ALWAYS Tan ?
Posted by: Hairball ()
Date: December 5, 2005 05:57

Hashish and cannabis consumption (along with plenty of booze).
They dry out the skin, making it look like beef jerkey.







Re: Why is Keith ALWAYS Tan ?
Posted by: cirrhosis ()
Date: December 5, 2005 06:53

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2007-12-23 00:55 by cirrhosis.

Re: Why is Keith ALWAYS Tan ?
Posted by: Milo Yammbag ()
Date: December 5, 2005 07:01

Never looked at it that way cirrhosis.

Re: Why is Keith ALWAYS Tan ?
Posted by: kahoosier ()
Date: December 5, 2005 08:47

OK I will weigh in as an MD. I have not really noted that KR was tan...but the times I have seen him close up, especially in the last two tours, his skin looks incredibly sun damaged. Not the deep creases, but the small wrinkles everywhere and the sagging are usually the badge of to much sun. LOL saw Sean Connery twice several years ago in the Bahamas where he was living ...man they must put his make up on with a palette knife, his skin is just criss crossed with lines.

Re: Why is Keith ALWAYS Tan ?
Posted by: KYRIAKOS ()
Date: December 5, 2005 12:48

I like Captain Jack's view some posts up!!

Re: Why is Keith ALWAYS Tan ?
Posted by: Adrian-L ()
Date: December 5, 2005 12:56

maybe he just relaxes on sun loungers between tours, strumming his guitar.

Re: Why is Keith ALWAYS Tan ?
Date: December 5, 2005 14:23

What does the skin of an old junkie and heavy alcoholic look like? Would you sport it every Tuesday afternoon on News TV? Better get tanned, babe.

Re: Why is Keith ALWAYS Tan ?
Posted by: Adrian-L ()
Date: December 5, 2005 14:29

maybe he just stands infront of a mirror, pre-gig, and slaps on
loads of the fake stuff.

Doesn't really matter if he's tanned or not- his choice, i guess.

Re: Why is Keith ALWAYS Tan ?
Posted by: jlowe ()
Date: May 9, 2008 18:11

Quote
Milo Yammbag
Liver Problems ? It would seem not because the white part of his eyes are actually white. If he had liver problems I believe the whites of his eyes would be yellow.

One thing is certain, he is NOT the pale englishman he should be. Mick is pasty white, Charlie and Ronnie too. Is it possible that Keith has spent so much time in Jamaica that he has a type of "permenant tan". Is it baked in?

Milo, NYC
Hear the women singing

Any new isights worth adding to this thread which I guess concerns Keith's health / drinking / tan.
Could it be he uses a spray on tan.
Or look at the photos of George Best (before he died) - not a good colour

Re: Why is Keith ALWAYS Tan ?
Posted by: Spud ()
Date: May 9, 2008 19:15

Oh for f*** sake !.
Keith's tan varies with the time of year and with his travels.
It gets topped up in the islands and fades when he's stuck in "good old blighty" ...or some other god forsaken wintery location !

Re: Why is Keith ALWAYS Tan ?
Posted by: Bingo ()
Date: May 9, 2008 20:39

He doesn't shower.


Re: Why is Keith ALWAYS Tan ?
Posted by: aslecs ()
Date: May 9, 2008 21:38

cigarette smoke

Re: Why is Keith ALWAYS Tan ?
Posted by: stargroover ()
Date: May 9, 2008 23:23

Point of view

Re: Why is Keith ALWAYS Tan ?
Posted by: bumbum ()
Date: May 9, 2008 23:45

He eats lots of carrots - he has this semi yellowish colour.

Re: Why is Keith ALWAYS Tan ?
Posted by: jlowe ()
Date: May 10, 2008 01:45

I'm sure there is a photo in one of the older books on the Stones with Keith lying on the beach somewhere with the caption "sunshine bores the living daylights out of me"
So, some old rockers DO change

Re: Why is Keith ALWAYS Tan ?
Posted by: boston2006 ()
Date: May 10, 2008 01:48

Keith is the George Hamilton of the Rock World .

C'mon , you were all thinking the same thing .

Re: Why is Keith ALWAYS Tan ?
Posted by: 5string ()
Date: May 10, 2008 08:56

well i have the answer. aristotle onassis once said "a successful man is always tanned."

Re: Why is Keith ALWAYS Tan ?
Posted by: NickB ()
Date: May 10, 2008 11:58

When I was up close at the B Stage at Wembley Arena on the Licks Tour he looked grey. Not tanned but just grey like death warmed up.

NickB

You can't always get what you want.....

www.myspace.com/thesonkings

Re: Why is Keith ALWAYS Tan ?
Posted by: Big Al ()
Date: May 10, 2008 12:23

I've never really noticed him being tanned, but I guess he is. He must just spend a lot of time in Jamaica (or wherevever it is he has a place) these days. Can't see a 60+ man using a taning salon and I'm pretty certain he's not an old Essex slapper.

Re: Why is Keith ALWAYS Tan ?
Posted by: RichardHurrah ()
Date: May 10, 2008 16:33

Photoshop ?

Re: Why is Keith ALWAYS Tan ?
Posted by: Addicted ()
Date: May 10, 2008 18:27

He spends a lot of time in Parrot Cay, Turks and Caicos. And he's from a family of French hugenots, (came to england from the Channel Islands), and the French get a tan more easily than the British. If you've seen a pink person on holiday in the southern hemisphere, or in a sunny country elsewhere, it's probably an Englishman... Not kidding.
Even his kids get a tan very easily, especially Angela and Marlon. His two blonde Viking daughters (Norwegian ancestors) don't have the same deep tan as their dad. But Patricia sometimes developes quite an exotic colour. Looking fantastic.

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