There are five persons on a boat. The boat is caught in a terrible storm. No hope to survive in the water. But the boat is slowy sinking. So somebody has to go in the water to feed the sharks, anyway.

Here is the list of the five persons
- Mick
- Charlie
- Keith
- Ronnie
- YOU

You have P 38 pistol, a useful legacy from "cops and robbers". So you have convincing argument. So it is your call.

Your choice?

You're a sick SOB.

The Joker Wrote:
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> There are five persons on a boat. The boat is
> caught in a terrible storm. No hope to survive in
> the water. But the boat is slowy sinking. So
> somebody has to go in the water to feed the
> sharks, anyway.
>
> Here is the list of the five persons
> - Mick
> - Charlie
> - Keith
> - Ronnie
> - YOU
>
> You have P 38 pistol, a useful legacy from "cops
> and robbers". So you have convincing argument. So
> it is your call.
>
> Your choice?


YOU !

so does getting rid of one mean the other four are guaranteed to make it out of this mess in good shape?
(i grew up in a family of lawyers)

Haristone :

Impossible. I'm yet on the beach, sipping a Mojito with a little umbrella in the glass.

But as a noble gesture, you could pass the P 38 to Keith.

with sssoul :

Good question.

No. It is only a slight hope. But as a true hardie fan, you can make a sacrifice of you life to save the next European leg of the tour.

I'll throw out Keith and Ronnie's hair implants, my golden teeth, Charlies suit and Jaggers wallet. That should do it.

Well you said that you're on the beach, yet you have knowledge of this sinking vessel, and you are currently doing nothing to help the situation, which would implicate you in negligent homicide.

I vote that we plug the boat with you, and then have a jam session until we reach shore. Fun will be had by all, except you.

The Joker Wrote:
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> Haristone :
>
> Impossible. I'm yet on the beach, sipping a Mojito
> with a little umbrella in the glass.
>
> But as a noble gesture, you could pass the P 38 to
> Keith.

to keith ?

but accident would happen

well hell - if there's not really much chance it's going to make any difference, what good is it?
plugging the hole with you sounds like the best plan so far
and we can use that little paper umbrella to signal for help.