Some more on that Keef accident....

Apparently Keith was wearing a Saladin-type turban when he fell out of that tree.

Except the turban that someone had made for Keef was not wrapped around
a shiny metal warrior's helmet. Instead, it was based on half a coconut shell.

So when Keef came crashing down out of that tree and landed on his bonce it was this coconut turban that did the damage.

He is now wearing more sensible headgear to cover up the coconut shaped tonsure carved into his scalp....

Allegedly

you're imaginative, i'll give you that.

I heard that Ronnie and Keith, looking forward to the forthcoming World Cup, were having a kick about with a cocoanut (correct spelling?).

Ronnie supplied a sublime free kick lofted high into the area only for Keith to surge forward and head (big mistake here) towards goal.

The match was subsequently abandoned.

The reason that they were climbing the tree was that they believed that cocaine comes from cocaonuts.

A lot of ageing rock stars would benefit from simple botany lessons.

They believed you have to get high to get high.

Coming Down Again, Keith?

barking paul Wrote:
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> Ronnie supplied a sublime free kick lofted high
> into the area only for Keith to surge forward and
> head (big mistake here) towards goal.

lol- move over Peter Crouch!

Keith getting in on Ronnie's free-kick before Lisa Fisher?
- i'd have thought, Lisa would have barged him out of the way,
trapped the ball between her breasts and half-volleyed it home..
gimme shelter!