Well, I found that website that translates every random english text into a variety of dialects. Here's what Bjornulf says about the ticket prices in Scandinavian-English.

Yuoo mey be-a froostreted boot deed yuoo see-a zeeur shoo su fer oon thees tuoor? It is better thun ifer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Merk my vurds: Must prublems nefer heppee. I hefe-a seee zeem und zeey ere-a greet. Um de hur de hur de hur. Joost funtesteec. Reed zee shoo repurts oon IORR. Zeere-a moost be-a oofer 100 su fer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Peuple-a ere-a heppy und vunt tu gu beck. Su vhet is zee prublem?

Bjurnoolff

I know I posted bullshit here - but hilarious bullshit
I suggest - let's dialectizises (or what?) some posts and choose the best one.
This is the url [rinkworks.com]


Belgrade-Bucharest-Budapest-Brno

smile: thank you Lorenz - i ran into that site once before, and found it really amusing, but then i lost the url. thanks for posting it!

ahem, i mean:
smile, dig dis: dank ya' Lo'enz - ah' ran into dat site once befo'e, and found it real amusin', but den ah' lost da damn url. danks fo' postin' it! Right on!


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