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So They Played Jumping Jack Flash, Honkey Tonk Woman, Satisfaction, Brown Sugar and Start Me Up
Posted by: RedLight ()
Date: November 9, 2005 01:34

...and now you've got your panties in a twist. Okay, WE GET IT. You don't want them to play those songs... you want them to play some obscure tune that nobody else cares about because you're just soooooo COOL. Cool is you, and you is cool.

It's just a good thing we have a place to vent our spleen on these vitally important issues.

But I've listened to you fartknockers say the same thing since the 70's... "the Stones just don't get it up like they used to..."

No son, the Stones get it up just fine... YOU don't get it up like you used to.


Re: So They Played Jumping Jack Flash, Honkey Tonk Woman, Satisfaction, Brown Sugar and Start Me Up
Posted by: J.J.Flash ()
Date: November 9, 2005 01:36

lol! what a moronic post.

Re: So They Played Jumping Jack Flash, Honkey Tonk Woman, Satisfaction, Brown Sugar and Start Me Up
Posted by: Leonard Keringer ()
Date: November 9, 2005 01:37

what's a fartknocker?

Re: So They Played Jumping Jack Flash, Honkey Tonk Woman, Satisfaction, Brown Sugar and Start Me Up
Posted by: chippy ()
Date: November 9, 2005 01:39

i can get it up ,,but i can't get it down,,,stones r still the greatest

Re: So They Played Jumping Jack Flash, Honkey Tonk Woman, Satisfaction, Brown Sugar and Start Me Up
Posted by: Leonard Keringer ()
Date: November 9, 2005 01:39

RedLight Wrote:
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> No son, the Stones get it up just fine... YOU
> don't get it up like you used to.
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yeah, you're right....but the viagra sure helps

Re: So They Played Jumping Jack Flash, Honkey Tonk Woman, Satisfaction, Brown Sugar and Start Me Up
Posted by: J.J.Flash ()
Date: November 9, 2005 01:43

redlamp wrote:

>Cool is you, and you is cool.


great grammar

Re: So They Played Jumping Jack Flash, Honkey Tonk Woman, Satisfaction, Brown Sugar and Start Me Up
Posted by: Stones89 ()
Date: November 9, 2005 01:44

Uh, nice post. Why is it that everybody has a hard time spelling the word honky as in HONKY TONK WOMEN? Ever use your spell check? lolsmiling smiley

Re: So They Played Jumping Jack Flash, Honkey Tonk Woman, Satisfaction, Brown Sugar and Start Me Up
Posted by: J.J.Flash ()
Date: November 9, 2005 01:46

redrum wrote:

>the Stones just don't get it up like they used to


has anyone on this forum ever said that direct quote???

Re: So They Played Jumping Jack Flash, Honkey Tonk Woman, Satisfaction, Brown Sugar and Start Me Up
Posted by: Gazza ()
Date: November 9, 2005 01:48

Leonard Keringer Wrote:
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> what's a fartknocker?




Re: So They Played Jumping Jack Flash, Honkey Tonk Woman, Satisfaction, Brown Sugar and Start Me Up
Posted by: Leonard Keringer ()
Date: November 9, 2005 01:49

Gazza Wrote:
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> Leonard Keringer Wrote:
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> > what's a fartknocker?
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thanks o'great enlightner! LMAO!!

Re: So They Played Jumping Jack Flash, Honkey Tonk Woman, Satisfaction, Brown Sugar and Start Me Up
Posted by: RedLight ()
Date: November 9, 2005 02:08

J.J.Flash Wrote:
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> redlamp wrote:
>
> >Cool is you, and you is cool.
>
>
> great grammar



You must be the crotchety old school marm. I'll bring you an apple.

Re: So They Played Jumping Jack Flash, Honkey Tonk Woman, Satisfaction, Brown Sugar and Start Me Up
Posted by: J.J.Flash ()
Date: November 9, 2005 02:10

i got a lesson for you. it's swinging between my legs homo.

Re: So They Played Jumping Jack Flash, Honkey Tonk Woman, Satisfaction, Brown Sugar and Start Me Up
Posted by: RedLight ()
Date: November 9, 2005 10:18

J.J.Flash Wrote:
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> i got a lesson for you. it's swinging between my
> legs homo.


you're making this offer... and I'm the homo?

I can see you're very conflicted. In fact, I'm quite sure you're the type of guy who cries when he jerks off. You're what's known as a "sad masturbator"

Re: So They Played Jumping Jack Flash, Honkey Tonk Woman, Satisfaction, Brown Sugar and Start Me Up
Posted by: kuenzer ()
Date: November 9, 2005 10:34

RedHead wrote:

> You're what's known as a "sad masturbator"

but I myself sure get a lot of satisfaction with girl in action, well, fortunately at least one
Honky Tonk Woman got interested in me, and she was really sweet, her mama was a tent
show queen like mine, and so I howled at her in the driving rain, but then, I tell you, she
made a grown man cry

not sure why, but the Stones concerts these days really appeal to me





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