Ok
you can put anybodys name here but this is how it was told to me.



Girl walks in a tattoo palor
"I want Keith Richards on one cheek and Mick Jagger on the other."
"Sure" the guy said
" They have to look perfect or I won't pay!"
"ok, if nobody can tell who they are, it's free" he said
So he inks her ass
and she goes outside to ask anyone if they know who is on her bum
"Hey do you know who these people are!'' she screams at someone with her ass out
After some looking the guy says
"I don't know who the two on the sides are, but the guy in the middle is
Bob Dylan " !

the version I heard years ago was john lennon and Paul Mccartney on each thigh and ended with some drunk guy whom she asked outside saying "they dont look anything like Lennon or McCartney but the one in the middle with the long hair and bad breath is a dead ringer for Willie Nelson...."