Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt - Customer Reviews

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This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened.
After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women.
The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!).
The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth.
I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show.
While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there.
She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon.
She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives.
Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

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Hi. I'm Richard. I live in Suffolk in England. My Mum got me a shirt with wolfs and a moon on it.
It was too big to start with. Then I got bigger. A lot bigger.
I killed my first dog yesterday. I killed cats before. The shirt is grate but it makes me hungry.

I also now got a Harley Davidson 2005 1200R Sportster and I run over little things.
When that happens I am wearing my wolfs shirt. Its a good shirt cos it keeps the hair in.

You have to get a shirt the same. Or I'll get mad.

Fox

No one?!?

If the above doesn't work for you maybe you should have a look at:

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I totally need that sort of OT stuff. I thought that was pure gold. Nice mining, OG.

"How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much"

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"How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much"

No offense, but do they have a vagina section?

Ha ha open-g you have a great scoop as the BBC didn't get hold of this until midday today. Hilarious

BBC T shirt review

NickB

You can't always get what you want.....

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wow even the BBC picked it up - can't be that bad of an OT post then.
lol
thanx for the notice, Nick.