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I have no idea who ya are mate but poetry in motion. And I must confess I gonna steal it.so if ya have a problem speak to my lawyer.. narr just messing mate. But it is very funny. KudosQuote
schillid
SYMPATHY FOR THE WAITER
Please allow me to introduce myself
My name is Dan I'll serve you today
I been around for a long long year
Sold many man sole meunière
I been here since 'bout half past five
Have to work 'til it gets late
Check the stove, light the pilot
Wash the pans, and stack the plates
Pleased to feed you
Hope you tip my pay
If you want something
(Or to clean your mess)
Won't you call my name
I stuck it out at the restaurant
Though I saw it was a time for a change
There were no cars trucks or customers
Empty tables sat in vain
Business tanked, I tried to phone the bank
As the virus raged and our fortunes sank
Pleased to feed you
Hope you tip my pay
If you want something
(Or to clean your mess)
Won't you call my name
I watched and peeved as you freaks and queens
Drank and pissed all day
But wouldn't tip my pay
I shouted out "Who spilled the mayonnaise?"
After all it was you not me
Let me please clean it up myself
My name is Dan I will serve you today
Pleased to feed you
Hope you tip my pay
If you want something
(Or to clean your mess)
Won't you call my name
Just as every busboy's a saucier
And all dishwashers chefs
As heads is tails don't call me "Listen, boy"
'Cause I'm in need of some respect
So when you meet me, show some courtesy
Show some sympathy and some taste
Spend all your hard-earned salaries
Bring a smile to my face
Pleased to feed you
Hope you tip my pay
If you want something
(Or to clean your mess)
Won't you call my name
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SomeTorontoGirl
This thread flounders, then somehow always floats to the surface.
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Hairball
Now that Macca is a confirmed guest on the new album, a good time to include some of his greatest tunes:
Ebony and Anchovy
Fish and Let Fry
Pipes of Plaice
Monkfish Moon Delight
Listen to What the Clam Said
And of course one of his most beloved tunes from the Beatles days....
Mackerel...ma belle
These are words that go together well
My Mackerel
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Hairball
Now that Macca is a confirmed guest on the new album, a good time to include some of his greatest tunes:
Ebony and Anchovy
Fish and Let Fry
Pipes of Plaice
Monkfish Moon Delight
Listen to What the Clam Said
And of course one of his most beloved tunes from the Beatles days....
Mackerel...ma belle
These are words that go together well
My Mackerel
Mullet of Kintyre
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Rockman
Pity it wasnt Elvis 'cause ya
coulda asked him ta Do The Clam ...
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treaclefingers
This thread has been around way to long.
Let's fin-ish it already.
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treaclefingers
This thread has been around way to long.
Let's fin-ish it already.
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SomeTorontoGirl
Aww…you’ll be back Treackle, perched in the corner as usual.
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josepi
This thread is nothing but click bait.