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Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: spiderman ()

Date: May 19, 2022 02:06

Cod Damn, this is a good thread.

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Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: 06230 ()

Date: May 19, 2022 02:30

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schillid
SYMPATHY FOR THE WAITER

Please allow me to introduce myself
My name is Dan I'll serve you today
I been around for a long long year
Sold many man sole meunière
I been here since 'bout half past five
Have to work 'til it gets late
Check the stove, light the pilot
Wash the pans, and stack the plates

Pleased to feed you
Hope you tip my pay
If you want something
(Or to clean your mess)
Won't you call my name

I stuck it out at the restaurant
Though I saw it was a time for a change
There were no cars trucks or customers
Empty tables sat in vain
Business tanked, I tried to phone the bank
As the virus raged and our fortunes sank

Pleased to feed you
Hope you tip my pay
If you want something
(Or to clean your mess)
Won't you call my name

I watched and peeved as you freaks and queens
Drank and pissed all day
But wouldn't tip my pay
I shouted out "Who spilled the mayonnaise?"
After all it was you not me
Let me please clean it up myself
My name is Dan I will serve you today

Pleased to feed you
Hope you tip my pay
If you want something
(Or to clean your mess)
Won't you call my name

Just as every busboy's a saucier
And all dishwashers chefs
As heads is tails don't call me "Listen, boy"
'Cause I'm in need of some respect

So when you meet me, show some courtesy
Show some sympathy and some taste
Spend all your hard-earned salaries
Bring a smile to my face

Pleased to feed you
Hope you tip my pay
If you want something
(Or to clean your mess)
Won't you call my name

I have no idea who ya are mate but poetry in motion. And I must confess I gonna steal it.so if ya have a problem speak to my lawyer.. narr just messing mate. But it is very funny. Kudos

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Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: EddieByword ()

Date: March 9, 2023 15:07

Dirty wok...............oh sorry, wrong type of eatery..... cool smiley

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Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: Hairball ()

Date: March 9, 2023 19:40

Now that Macca is a confirmed guest on the new album, a good time to include some of his greatest tunes:

Ebony and Anchovy
Fish and Let Fry
Pipes of Plaice
Monkfish Moon Delight
Listen to What the Clam Said

And of course one of his most beloved tunes from the Beatles days....

Mackerel...ma belle
These are words that go together well
My Mackerel

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Rip this joint, gonna save your soul, round and round and round we go......

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Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: treaclefingers ()

Date: March 9, 2023 21:43

She's So Cod.

I have a feeling I may have said that once already...I've got no energy to cruise through the entire thread again though.

Here's a sort of new one, "You Can't Always Catch What You Cod".

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Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: SomeTorontoGirl ()

Date: March 10, 2023 00:34

This thread flounders, then somehow always floats to the surface.

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Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: treaclefingers ()

Date: March 10, 2023 01:07

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SomeTorontoGirl
This thread flounders, then somehow always floats to the surface.

Wouldn't that make it dead then?

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Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: Koen ()

Date: March 10, 2023 01:14

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Hairball
Now that Macca is a confirmed guest on the new album, a good time to include some of his greatest tunes:

Ebony and Anchovy
Fish and Let Fry
Pipes of Plaice
Monkfish Moon Delight
Listen to What the Clam Said

And of course one of his most beloved tunes from the Beatles days....

Mackerel...ma belle
These are words that go together well
My Mackerel

Mullet of Kintyre

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Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: Hairball ()

Date: March 10, 2023 03:58

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Koen
Quote
Hairball
Now that Macca is a confirmed guest on the new album, a good time to include some of his greatest tunes:

Ebony and Anchovy
Fish and Let Fry
Pipes of Plaice
Monkfish Moon Delight
Listen to What the Clam Said

And of course one of his most beloved tunes from the Beatles days....

Mackerel...ma belle
These are words that go together well
My Mackerel

Mullet of Kintyre

Maxwell Silver Hammerhead

Silly Lox Songs
You'd think that people would have had enough of silly lox songs
I look around me and I see it isn't so.......

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Rip this joint, gonna save your soul, round and round and round we go......

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Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: josepi ()

Date: March 10, 2023 07:13

I actually had a chance to talk to Mick once, but I clammed up.

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Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: Rockman ()

Date: March 10, 2023 08:19

Pity it wasnt Elvis 'cause ya
coulda asked him ta Do The Clam ...

ROCKMAN

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Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: treaclefingers ()

Date: March 10, 2023 09:15

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Rockman
Pity it wasnt Elvis 'cause ya
coulda asked him ta Do The Clam ...

I understand you watch a lot of prawn in the internets Rockman.

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Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: Rockman ()

Date: March 10, 2023 09:28

Hey yeah treacle watching Lisa and
The Pizza Delivery Boy ham it up is me fave ...

ROCKMAN

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Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: spiderman ()

Date: March 11, 2023 13:14

It's only rock n roll, but I pike it, I pike it, yes I do.

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Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: Markdog ()

Date: March 11, 2023 17:35

Flip The Fish

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Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: Markdog ()

Date: March 11, 2023 17:39

Memo From Tuna

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Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: Rockman ()

Date: March 11, 2023 21:07

Hey come on guys .. scale it back a bit

ROCKMAN

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Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: treaclefingers ()

Date: March 11, 2023 21:40

This thread has been around way to long.

Let's fin-ish it already.

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Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: josepi ()

Date: March 12, 2023 02:18

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treaclefingers
This thread has been around way to long.

Let's fin-ish it already.

I don't know... I get lured in pretty easily.

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Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: Rockman ()

Date: March 12, 2023 02:32

ROCKMAN

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Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: SomeTorontoGirl ()

Date: March 12, 2023 02:33

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treaclefingers
This thread has been around way to long.

Let's fin-ish it already.

You think this thread should sleep with the fishes?

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Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: Hairball ()

Date: March 12, 2023 02:58

"Leave the gun...take the ceviche"

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Rip this joint, gonna save your soul, round and round and round we go......

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2023-03-12 03:01 by Hairball.

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Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: spiderman ()

Date: March 13, 2023 13:04

I loved Mick's duet with Tuna Turner

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Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop

Posted by: EddieByword ()

Date: March 13, 2023 14:07

Fish head soup and Steel whelks....

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