Trout of control.
Trout 66

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2018-08-03 07:41 by hopkins.

Trout of Tears

I shouted out "who ordered the cod and large chips with mushy peas?", when after all it was you and me.

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JumpinJimF
I shouted out "who ordered the cod and large chips with mushy peas?", when after all it was you and me.

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If you meet me, have some curry sauce, have some vinegar on your plaice.

Heart of stone (crabs)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2018-08-03 17:30 by steffialicia.

What a blast from the past!!!

The guy who started this thread, Sir Craven of Cottage, hasn’t posted anything under that name in six or more years.

Another “guy” who posted on this thread, Edith Grove, has not posted under that name for about five years.

Who else???

You're a Fool to Fry!

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"It's only Rock N Troll"
How are you Rockman, been a while since I posted

I shouted out "Who spilled the mayonnaise?"

Fishy fingers or sticky fishes?

Sir Craven of Cottage and Edith Grove were truly regulars. People get older. Younger lads have long since stepped in. We`ll have to discuss the same issues over and over again.

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schillid
I shouted out "Who spilled the mayonnaise?"

Really funny! Best post in this thread since 2008!

Carry on, schillid.

d.f

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Edited 7 time(s). Last edit at 2021-02-06 16:17 by schillid.

SYMPATHY FOR THE WAITER

Please allow me to introduce myself
My name is Dan I'll serve you today
I been around for a long long year
Sold many man sole meunière
I been here since 'bout half past five
Have to work 'til it gets late
Check the stove, light the pilot
Wash the pans, and stack the plates

Pleased to feed you
Hope you tip my pay
If you want something
(Or to clean your mess)
Won't you call my name

I stuck it out at the restaurant
Though I saw it was a time for a change
There were no cars trucks or customers
Empty tables sat in vain
Business tanked, I tried to phone the bank
As the virus raged and our fortunes sank

Pleased to feed you
Hope you tip my pay
If you want something
(Or to clean your mess)
Won't you call my name

I watched and peeved as you freaks and queens
Drank and pissed all day
But wouldn't tip my pay
I shouted out "Who spilled the mayonnaise?"
After all it was you not me
Let me please clean it up myself
My name is Dan I will serve you today

Pleased to feed you
Hope you tip my pay
If you want something
(Or to clean your mess)
Won't you call my name

Just as every busboy's a saucier
And all dishwashers chefs
As heads is tails don't call me "Listen, boy"
'Cause I'm in need of some respect

So when you meet me, show some courtesy
Show some sympathy and some taste
Spend all your hard-earned salaries
Bring a smile to my face

Pleased to feed you
Hope you tip my pay
If you want something
(Or to clean your mess)
Won't you call my name



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schillid, that's gold.
made my day ><

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Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 2021-02-07 16:14 by schillid.

She's So Cod (but she's beautiful though!)

I know it's only rock cod with rolls (but I like it!)

Get out... [bass solo]

Two, two... checking out
Oh yeah

Table seven... call my name
Table seven... tip my pay

Fishing in a Ghost Town


Life was so beautiful
Then we all got locked down
Feel like a ghost
Fishing in a ghost town, yeah...

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Rip this joint, gonna save your soul, round and round and round we go......

I've haddock, I've haddock, I've haddock, I've haddock with you.

Catch me little cod with your loving rod.

Can’t believe you revived this …I’ve haddock with this thread.

Get your fish... at Roo's Fish & Chips

Gimme shellfish

I'm a Ghost Crab
Living in a Ghost Crab town