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I bet he was steaming when you started dating someone else!
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Rip this joint, gonna save your soul, round and round and round we go......
He cleaned up his act and wants you to give him another chance!...
I don't think that fancy suit can lure her back...she has other fish to fry.
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Rip this joint, gonna save your soul, round and round and round we go......
Heeheehee... Reminds me of that great musical number in Young Frankenstein, Putting on the Fish!
But...but...I've never even BEEN to the White House...
Well, I'm a King prawn...............crustrating ar-o-u-nd your rock................
Best thread ever... Best Bread ever...
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2016-06-26 08:10 by jambay.
Sharks will cry (probably also already posted)
short and funny! i can remember it and tell it right
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Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
Hairball
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Date: August 28, 2015 06:30
Quote
SomeTorontoGirlQuote
Hairball
If I Was A Lobster...
Hey! I dated him! Bottom feeder. And pincher.
I bet he was steaming when you started dating someone else!
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Rip this joint, gonna save your soul, round and round and round we go......
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
everwest1
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Date: August 28, 2015 06:33
If I was a lawbsta,
I'd claw em in da mornun,
I'd claw em in da evenun.
All over this ocean...
I'd claw em in da mornun,
I'd claw em in da evenun.
All over this ocean...
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
everwest1
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Date: August 28, 2015 06:37
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
josepi
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Date: August 28, 2015 06:46
Quote
SomeTorontoGirlQuote
Hairball
If I Was A Lobster...
Hey! I dated him! Bottom feeder. And pincher.
He cleaned up his act and wants you to give him another chance!...
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
Hairball
()
Date: August 28, 2015 07:02
Quote
josepiQuote
SomeTorontoGirlQuote
Hairball
If I Was A Lobster...
Hey! I dated him! Bottom feeder. And pincher.
He cleaned up his act and wants you to give him another chance!...
I don't think that fancy suit can lure her back...she has other fish to fry.
_____________________________________________________________
Rip this joint, gonna save your soul, round and round and round we go......
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
latebloomer
()
Date: August 28, 2015 15:02
She's a rag tag grill, the queen of prawns...
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
SomeTorontoGirl
()
Date: August 28, 2015 16:09
Quote
josepi
He cleaned up his act and wants you to give him another chance!...
Heeheehee... Reminds me of that great musical number in Young Frankenstein, Putting on the Fish!
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
SomeTorontoGirl
()
Date: August 28, 2015 16:16
Quote
latebloomer
She's a rag tag grill, the queen of prawns...
But...but...I've never even BEEN to the White House...
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
EddieByword
()
Date: December 31, 2015 01:30
Mick: "Who's fighting and what for?"
Everyone: "The owner of this shop and the owner of the chippie next door - they both want Yesterday's papers"..................
Mick:.................
Edited 5 time(s). Last edit at 2016-06-26 14:50 by EddieByword.
Everyone: "The owner of this shop and the owner of the chippie next door - they both want Yesterday's papers"..................
Mick:.................
Edited 5 time(s). Last edit at 2016-06-26 14:50 by EddieByword.
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
EddieByword
()
Date: January 6, 2016 15:08
Quote
latebloomer
She's a rag tag grill, the queen of prawns...
Well, I'm a King prawn...............crustrating ar-o-u-nd your rock................
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
spiderman
()
Date: June 26, 2016 05:52
"I can't get no Satisfishon" I fry, and I fry....and I fry
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
jambay
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Date: June 26, 2016 08:09
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2016-06-26 08:10 by jambay.
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
LeonidP
()
Date: June 26, 2016 17:22
"hello ladies!"
(blind man walking by a fish stand)
(blind man walking by a fish stand)
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
roller99
()
Date: June 26, 2016 18:29
Shidoobee, battered battered. You've got cod on the westside, lake trout up town, look at me, my fish is battered.
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
Koen
()
Date: June 26, 2016 20:15
Little Red Snapper (probably already posted).
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
spiderman
()
Date: June 27, 2016 03:49
SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVILED CLAM
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a clam of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long long year
Til they pulled me out and ate me
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a clam of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long long year
Til they pulled me out and ate me
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
LeonidP
()
Date: June 27, 2016 04:26
Quote
Koen
Little Red Snapper (probably already posted).
Sharks will cry (probably also already posted)
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
Silver Dagger
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Date: June 27, 2016 12:49
This Plaice Is Empty Without You
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
steffialicia
()
Date: July 10, 2016 04:01
Before the grunion run
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
latebloomer
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Date: August 8, 2016 17:10
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
duke richardson
()
Date: August 8, 2016 18:33
Quote
latebloomer
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"
short and funny! i can remember it and tell it right
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
schillid
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Date: August 9, 2016 04:50
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
dead.flowers
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Date: August 9, 2016 16:21
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
KevinLocksPerm
()
Date: November 22, 2017 03:32
What did the fish say when he got bail?
I’m off the hook!
I’m off the hook!
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
KevinLocksPerm
()
Date: December 14, 2017 13:58
What do you call a money lending fish?
A loan shark!!
A loan shark!!
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
EddieByword
()
Date: December 14, 2017 14:03
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
noughties
()
Date: December 14, 2017 15:08
There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis.
But he's a liar and I'm not sure about you.
But he's a liar and I'm not sure about you.
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
KevinLocksPerm
()
Date: December 18, 2017 18:08
What do you call a fish that needs help with his or her vocals? Autotuna
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
spiderman
()
Date: December 19, 2017 03:26
Thank Cod for the Rolling Stones - Cod bless you
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
georgie48
()
Date: December 19, 2017 08:29
Recorded with the Rolling Stones Mobile:
Fiiish in the water, splesh splesh splesh, splesh splesh splesh-splesh, splesh splesh splesh, splesh-splesh
Fiiish in the water, splesh splesh splesh, splesh splesh splesh-splesh, splesh splesh splesh, splesh-splesh
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