There really are too many too mention. Here's two of my favourites.

I only saw this once and then all repeats were cut.

Willie: Check out the Willie World News! I reviewed the new tractors. They're all shite!

and for those who like Japanese cinema a quote from a episode where they go to Japan and Homer says that he doesn't want to go there.

Marge: 'You liked Rashomon.'

Homer: 'That's not how I remember it.'

Selma to Troy Mcleure (correct spelling?)

"Troy, are you gay?"


Troy responds, "gay? I wish!"

Homer: "I´ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another, until you just wish Flanders was dead."

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Homer in London-"our Rolling Stones are way better than your Beatles"

it's the other way around, I think.

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Homer in London-"our Rolling Stones are way better than your Beatles"

it's the other way around, I think.

Yep

Skinner: "Nibbles,chew through my ball sack.

The family are driving through a wild life park, when an animal runs in front of the car, and Homer has to make an emergency stop -

Homer: Doh!
Marge: A Deer!
Lisa: A Fe-male Deer!

I reckon they wrote the whole episode around that gag.

Ralph Wiggum: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me!

Ralph Wiggum:"Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever."


Marge: Grandpa, this flag only has 49 stars on it
Grandpa: I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!


Grandpa Simpson: The last time the meteors came, we thought the sky was on fire. Naturally, we blamed the Irish. We hanged more 'n a few.


Grandpa: Big deal! When I was a pup, we got spanked by presidents 'til the cows came home! Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions!


Duffman: Duffman's pension has been mis-managed...ooooh yeah!


Krusty: Don't blame me! It's the percadan. If you ask me, that stuff rots your brain ... And now a word from our new sponsor ... Percadan, oh crap!


Lunch Lady Doris: There's very little meat in these gym bags.


Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?


Milhouse: Look out Itchy! He's Irish!


Ned Flanders: I've done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!


Edna: Seymour, you have to think of the children's future.
Seymour: Oh, Edna. We all know that these children HAVE no future.
[Everyone stops and stares at Seymour.]
Seymour: Prove me wrong children. Prove me wrong.



Principal Skinner: Hello, Simpson. I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.


Principal Skinner: That's two independent thought alarms in one day. Willie, the children are over-stimulated. Remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms.


[/b]Troy McClure[/b]: HI. I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self help tapes as 'Smoke yourself thin' and 'Get some confidence, Stupid!


Troy McClure: Hi. I'm Troy McClure, you might remember me from such driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot."


Troy McClure: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water. Hi, I'm Troy McClure, your future uncle.
Lisa: Hi. I remember you from such filmstrips as Locker Room Towel Fight: the Blinding of Larry Driscoll.
Troy McClure: You know, I was one of the first to speak out against horseplay.



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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.

— Homer S.

Selma or Patty "Marge, you married a loser"

Side show Bob to Selma about Mcgyver "Richard Dean Anderson is not even that great of an actor" Selma crushed "the things that he said"

Homer to Moe "Moe I could never stay mad at you, after all you...get...me...drunk"

Smithers to Burns about Homer "He's one of your lobotomies from sector 7 G"

Bart stairing at his pet frog and says "aw the life of a frog, thats the life for me" then Marge comes in his room and says "Bart, howd you like to move to France"

A bit silly, but makes me crack up every time I remember it:

Homer and Bart at the post office trying to steal Mr. Burn's mail:

CLERK: Your name?

HOMER: ¡Mr. Burns!

CLERK: First name?

HOMER: I don't know.

Things like this make me love Homer...

It's funny because it's true


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Mr Burn's;" Smithers I need advisors who agree with everything I say. You know, good honest feedback."

"Thanks Giant Beer"

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Homer in London-"our Rolling Stones are way better than your Beatles"

it's the other way around, I think.

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That puzzles me... isn't Homer supposed to be a Stones' fan???!!! He's even attended "The Rolling Stones' Rock'n Roll Fantasy Camp"!!! Damn, it's Lisa the one who fancies the Beatles!!!

Milhouse;"who are the Beatles?
Bart;" They wrote all the songs on Maggies baby album"

When there is a power shortage in Springfield, Mr Burns decides taking the power away from the orphanage saying:

"Who are they going to complain to, their parents?!" ....priceless!!

Security salesman; "Mr Simpson, you can't put a price on your family's safety?"
Homer;" I wouldn't have thought so either, but here we are." Then slams door.

Mr. Burns: I don't like being outdoors Smithers, for one thing, there's too many fat children.

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

I've called the Shelbyville police and they say they haven't seen our children, but if they show up in the morgue, they'll fax us.

[Santa's Little Helper goes off running with George Bush, leaving Homer all alone]
Homer: I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong Bush.
Homer's Brain: There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it.
Homer: D'oh.

Bart to Lou the cow as he's about to fly to India. "Here's looking at you cud"