I know this is way off topic but mine is:

'To alcohol.. the cause of and solution to all of life's problems'

2 Ralph Wiggum gems...

"Me fail english? That's unpossible."

-or-

"Hello, Super Nintendo Chalmers"

Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish?" "I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea."

George Harrison's quote after seeing the B-Sharps perform on the rooftop of Moe's Tavern: It's been done!

"I will not rest until the real killers are caught."

Mmmmmm.... Beer....

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My fave is in the 'Burns heir' episode, when Homer says 'You both tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is; Never try'

You call that a knife? This is a knife

No its not, its a spoon

Ah, I can see you have played knifey spoony before

Marge: "Homer, I'm running to the store to get some dinner."

Homer: "Steak?"

Marge: "Money is too tight for steak."

Homer: "Steak?"

Marge: "Grmmm....yeah...'steak.'

Lisa: "Dad you shouldn't wear glasses that weren't prescribed to you."
Homer: "Lisa just because you're ten feet tall doesn't mean you can tell me what to do."

Marge: "I don't feel like snuggling tonight"

Homer: "What's that got to do with anything?"

Keith Richards on the Rock and Roll obstacle course: In order to dodge all of the people, you have to be in peak physical shape. He then proceeds to take a long drag on a cigarette.

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

Homer: Stupid, sexy Flanders!!!!

Homer:Wait marge,When are the pancakes coming in the mail?

"Come back! Those are prescription pants!"

Homer: "Hollywood stars!. What don'tthey know!"

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

Cheif Wiggam

"Look, you can't expect us to 'police' the entire town"



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Willie: OK, Skinner, that's the last time you'll slap your Willie around!

(You blouse wearing poodle walker!)

Do'h!

C. Montgomery Burns is the greatest by far in The Simpsons. One of my hardest laughs ever was when he was filling out a form. He was writing "Pangea" as his home country.

JumpingKentFlash

Bart: "Mum, these uniforms suck!"

Marge: "Bart! Where do you pick up words like that?"

Homer (talks on the phone): "Yeah Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I´ve seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked."

Marge: "Homer! Watch your mouth!"

Homer: "Gotta go. My damn wiener kids are listening."

Sir Mick's : "Siiiiiiimpssooooonnn!"

Love the quotes..let's keep it going:

from the Halloween special:

Flanders: "Hey Simpson, I'm feeling a tad pekish. Mind if I chew your ear!?"

*CH-CHICK*

*BOOM*

*THUD*

Bart: "Dad! You killed the zombie Flanders!"

Homer:"...he was a zombie?"


Homer: english? who needs that? i'm never going to england.

Chalmers: "Skinner! You're fired"
Skinner: "I'm sorry, did you just call me a Liar?"
Chalmers: "No, I said you're fired"
Skinner: "Oh, oh that's much worse"

Homer: "You wrecked @#$%&' car! What did he ever do to you!?"

Mick Jagger: Homer, it's only rock and roll camp

Homer: I know, but I like it.

Homer desperate for money:

I know I'll sell a liver, I can get by with only one.

Computer: "Press any key"

Homer: "Where's the 'Any key'?"

Wiggum: I need backup, I'm chasing a ghost-car !
Q: What's your current position ?
Wiggum: I'm directly under the sun..........[looking up]........NOW! [hangs up]

Bart Simpson (spelling "Impervious" in a spelling : I...M...P
Nelson: Bart is pee!
Ralph Wiggum: I made Bart in my pants!