plastic piece at the bottom of the fridge.

plastic piece at the top of the microwave

knob on the alarm clock

bottom step out front is chipped

one of two screws missing that hold knob on cabinet

driver's side power window switch is broken

lots more...
you?

my computer headset - no right channel - bad for music anyway :-(

My 97' Hyundai is falling apart. Hope it passes inspection in a couple months.

oh i forgot... speaking of inspection
a hairline crack in the windshield



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If it's a small enough crack they might not notice it.

My tv keeps switching itself off.

hinge on door just broke

EVERYTHING IS BROKEN (Bob Dylan (oh, mercy))

Broken lines, broken strings,
Broken threads, broken springs,
Broken idols, broken heads,
People sleeping in broken beds.
Ain't no use jiving
Ain't no use joking
Everything is broken.

Broken bottles, broken plates,
Broken switches, broken gates,
Broken dishes, broken parts,
Streets are filled with broken hearts.
Broken words never meant to be spoken,
Everything is broken.

Bridge: Seem like every time you stop and turn around
Something else just hit the ground

Broken cutters, broken saws,
Broken buckles, broken laws,
Broken bodies, broken bones,
Broken voices on broken phones.
Take a deep breath, feel like you're chokin',
Everything is broken.

Bridge: Every time you leave and go off someplace
Things fall to pieces in my face

Broken hands on broken ploughs,
Broken treaties, broken vows,
Broken pipes, broken tools,
People bending broken rules.
Hound dog howling, bull frog croaking,
Everything is broken.

my lawn mower- i hit a rather large rock...
my dishwasher- doing them by hand now...
the lever on the toilet broke wensday, but that was a rush fix...

I'll send some duct tape.

schillid Wrote:
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> bottom step out front is chipped

Mine too!

- Computer is slow as hell and refuses to recognize my DVD burner.

- Amp has a broken volume knob

- Left earpiece just snapped off my headphones

- Pint glass committed suicide by leaping off my desk the other night.

my 8-track player is broken...

Last line of "Lucky In Love" - I'm broke!

"No Anchovies, Please"

A damaged valve in my car's engine plays particularly nasty version of "Can't You Hear Me Knocking" any time I accelerate or go over 30 miles per hour.

The stereo cable from my computer to my sound system has a short in it and only plays the left channel. I've been hearing some interesting "alternate versions" of Stones stuff recently. Exile On Main Street left channel only is a pretty trippy experience. Note to self: go to Radio Shack on the way home and buy new cable.

My DVD player will still play store bought DVDs but has mysteriously lost the ability to play ones that were burned on a computer. I smell a conspiracy - I knew I never should have given the recording industry a spare key to my apartment.

The oven in my kitchen, which I'm proud to say I've never once used in the nine years I've been at my current residence (thank god for the microwave, restaraunts and the Chinese delivery guy) is beginning to exude a faint smell of gas. (Note to self - do not smoke in kitchen).

Too bad as I kind of like that oven, it functions as a giant paperweight/conversation peice. It looks like it was made in the '50s, I think Lucy once made Ricky a turkey pot pie on it. I'm going to call my landlord and demand that they send me a new one. I'm 37, as long as they give me something that works and was manufactured in my lifetime I'm good. Maybe something from the '80s that Ron Wood used to cook up some crack.

"It wasn't my fault ... liquors drunkened me!" Homer Simpson

Mick Taylor cooked better crack (with more vibrato) than Ronnie Wood ever will!

"No Anchovies, Please"

Elmo Lewis Wrote:
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> Mick Taylor cooked better crack (with more
> vibrato) than Ronnie Wood ever will!

He couldn't "weave" a crack rock the way Ronnie can!

"It wasn't my fault ... liquors drunkened me!" Homer Simpson

Just been to four music stores in København to buy the new DVD. No chance.

The airbag light on the dashboard of my wife's Infinity keeps flashing.

My Fender vintage Deluxe Reverb needs new tubes.

where I plug in the power cord at the side of my (mac) laptop...
Works ok, but it wobbles around... the indicator light color often changes from green to yellow.

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Sliding Glass door
Shower Door
Toilet seat
Carpet
Drapes
Kitchen Chairs



Vacation Home:
Driveway
Screen Door
Shower
Kitchen Sink
Etc.Etc..........


Other than that...........It's a Sweet Charmed Life.

R.L.Burnside a gritty cut of Everythang Is Broken....



ROCKMAN

Might you kindly explain the phrase "R.L.Burnside a gritty cut" ? Australian is not my second language.

Well I did leave the word does/did out ....Gritty...eeerrr Dirty

Can be found on R.L's Come On In album...



ROCKMAN

ahh
a musical reference of course
but it escaped my mainstreamed ears.

BTW...
I was just reading Dylan's lyrics
posted above. Made me want to hear the song. So without getting up...
for 99 cents, I downloaded it from iTunes, and listened to it as I read the lyrics again. How great and lazy is that?



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schillid Wrote:
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> ahh
> a musical reference of course
> but it escaped my mainstreamed ears.
>
> BTW...
> I was just reading Dylan's lyrics
> posted above. Made me want to hear the song. So
> without getting up...
> for 99 cents, I downloaded it from iTunes, and
> listened to it as I read the lyrics again. How
> great and lazy is that?

Isn't the internet great? Instant gratification! Unless, of course, one wants to talk to a real human being face to face or something, but really, who the hell wants to do that? At least not too often, anyway! I need a break from the humans sometime, they are exhausting. Remember, skin to skin contact may cause infection.

Hmm, where was I? Oh yeah, Everything Is Broken is a great song, in fact the whole album is one of his best from the 80s-present. I recommend that you beg, borrow, steal and if absolutely necessary buy it as soon as possible.

"It wasn't my fault ... liquors drunkened me!" Homer Simpson

Foot switch jack on my Fender Super 60 amp is bust....came back from the repair guy broken.

CD player on my computer doesn't play cd's properly

Oscar my cat has a thyroid problem and right now is costing me the earth. Still love him though.

The grille on my vocal mike keeps falling off.

When it rains and we've been getting a lot here in England the rear extension walls in my house get damp.

My Audi A3 has scratched alloys and a scratched rear bumper from hauling gear in and out.

The central heating in the house is playing up.

Apart from that nothing else is broken.....although my stomach is not feeling right after the curry I had last night;-)

NickB

You can't always get what you want.....

www.myspace.com/thesonkings

Mmmmmmmm ... curry!



"It wasn't my fault ... liquors drunkened me!" Homer Simpson

ROTFLMFAO

NickB

You can't always get what you want.....

www.myspace.com/thesonkings