[www.iorr.org] - it's a freakin epidemic!

Whoa, did they pop out on the B - stage? Sunglasses from now on I'm afraid....

....yes that is sad, very sad indeed......but did you also notice that his old arthritic arms are stuck in an extended, upright position, as though signaling a touchdown in American football?.....that must be so uncomfortable for him.....

i wouldn't normally ever say anything about it in public , but
his gut poking out through his shirt like that really has me *concerned*

....oh dear god you're right, sssoul.....although I'm not a doctor per se, I believe Mick is suffering from some severe liver damage to make his belly appear bloated....

My god ... it's over. The creaky old gits couldn't even make it through a paltry 6 weeks worth of shows before finally falling to bits. Well that's it, I want my money back !!

Lukester Wrote:
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> ....oh dear god you're right, sssoul.....although
> I'm not a doctor per se, I believe Mick is
> suffering from some severe liver damage to make
> his belly appear bloated....


liposuction?

Considering the rapid eye-losing frequency that has struck the band (first Keith, now Mick) the question begs to be asked WHO'S NEXT? Ronnie? Charlie? One thing is clear, though: If they're not able to stop this then they won't be able to finish the current tour as originally planned; it will be simply impossible to play shows with four eyeless musicians. Don't want to paint it black, but I see cancellations on the horizon...

aiutoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

update: well, i may not be a doctor, but i live near one, and i've studied three photos
and a 42-second youtube clip that PROVE that right now Keith and Mick are sharing one pair of eyes!
they take turns, poor tykes, passing them back & forth when they think the camera's off them,
but of course in their state how would they know. that hearing aid , though -
Mick keeps crankily refusing to let Keith have his turn! it's pitiful



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2007-07-11 17:23 by with sssoul.

Eyes? Arms? That's the least of his problems!

His left leg is missing from the knee down. This is indeed bad news. Will they have to stop performing because of this?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2007-07-16 07:35 by schillid.

Why hasn't Hot Meat Pie joined in yet?

This is is specialist subject-slagging off the Stones!!!

...dear god schillid is right.....it looks like the ol' sport is hopping around solely on his right leg....pitiful, just pitiful.....

Ahem. You are all nitwits, that is for sure. How is it possible none of you noticed Mick died last year because Keith fell on his head when he dived down this coconut tree. The "Mick" you all see is nothing more than a puppet on a string and Keith is performing all Mick's moves through an ingenious device hidden in his guitar. So when we see Keith playing his guitar, he is not creating music, but creating Mick-moves. That's why Keith is not playing guitar when he does his solo songs. The Mick-puppet is just not there to direct.

I am not a doctor either, but I took my wife to one once.
Do you guys notice that his hands are trembling? He obviously can't even control the shakes anymore. What a shame.

you propably think you are funny, but you are not.
Keith is a completely different story. To see him these days is far from being funny.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2007-07-11 18:12 by stoneswashed77.

stoneswashed77 Wrote:
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> you propably think you are funny, but you are
> not.
> Keith is a completely different story. To see him
> these days is far from being funny.


Yeah but the point is Mick can't see him-his eyes are gone!!

schillid Wrote:
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> Eyes? Arms? That's the least of his problems!
>
> His left leg is missing from the knee down. This
> is indeed bad news. Will they have to stop
> performing because of this?


As long as his d*ck doesnt fall off and his wallet remains intact, Mick wont worry....

Gazza. Gazza....that's good !

From looking at that picture it appears that Keith Richards has completely disappeared.

But really eye don't see the point of this thread.

Hey , guys , stop this , if we continue thinking in this way about them , we'll stop liking them , we'll be disappointed , nothing's happening , the real deal is that we are f..king and bashing them , let there be rock guys , they are doing their best , who would see 63 year old grandpas playing rocknroll through the world , they are tired guys , dont you see>?

wipeacdc@hotmail.com
never too old or young to rocknroll!!!!!!

>> dont you see <<

as someone on another thread said: look up the word "humour"
terms like "parody" and "sarcasm" will be useful too.
no one on this thread is bashing any Stones; just parodying the vultures who keep fantasizing dreary things
(well no one except maybe that sw77 type - i don't read his posts, so i don't know what he's doing) (but i bet it's a drag)

all kinds of blessings & well-being & joy on all the Rolling Stones!



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Good one, Gazza!

I like that photo....Toronto 79 concert for the.....how many no eyes people where there anyway?

I like that photo....Toronto 79 concert for the.....how many no eyes people where there anyway?

It's like feeding time at the ZOO!!! MY GOD, some of the folks here need to get a real life.

I don't know what's gotten into you sssoul, but I like it. It's only sarcastic sssoul but I like it, I like it, yes I do!

>> I don't know what's gotten into you <<

smile: ohh it's been there all along, if you look carefully :E

but ... hail hail Rolling Stones - for good

with sssoul Wrote:
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> >> I don't know what's gotten into you <<
>
> smile: ohh it's been there all along, if you look
> carefully :E
>
> but ... hail hail Rolling Stones - for good

Good point. Since I have all the subtlety of a sledgehammer it's sometimes difficult for me to recognize subtlety in others.



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nanker phelge Wrote:
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> Why hasn't Hot Meat Pie joined in yet?
>
> This is is specialist subject-slagging off the
> Stones!!!


Been eaten - or destructed by the FDA?