i like it here in the gutter.


IORR............but I like it!

boston2006 Wrote:
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Only with Kleenex and experiencing post nasal drip

I just ate lunch (4:30), so I wasn't sure exactly what you meant by your 3 little pigs comment. My brain is drained from no food. It'll take a few minutes before I'm back on the ball again.

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> i like it here in the gutter.


we should be roommates then!

i want at least one more US Stones tour so I can meet some of you
nuts in person. i jumped on the iorr bandwagon a little late...Oct '06.


IORR............but I like it!

you ain't missing much! hehehe

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Are you suggesting that I have been on your ball?

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When you were with me, you didn't need the few minutes, you must be thinking of another girl.

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it's one of the things I love best about you, that and you're cowboy hat wearing penis. How is ol' DB Cooper doing anyway?

oh no you di'n't...

hello fellow gutter dwellers!

re: cowboy hat imagery...cindyc, what type of western-wear do you sport?

need any practice lasso-ing things?


IORR............but I like it!

CindyC Wrote:
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> it's one of the things I love best about you, that
> and you're cowboy hat wearing penis. How is ol'
> DB Cooper doing anyway?


I just was searching for Pernis on the internet (by mistake I typed Penis) and now I ended up on IORR, how low can we goooooooooo

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CindyC Wrote:
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> it's one of the things I love best about you, that
> and you're cowboy hat wearing penis. How is ol'
> DB Cooper doing anyway?


Sounds ike an episode of "The King Of Queens "

...this is hilarious stuff....good one Nico!!!

actually it's nothing like King of Queens...that was a top-hat just kidding.

did i say that out loud? well, it's better than that jim belushi show.


IORR............but I like it!

Boston2006 Wrote:

Sounds ike an episode of "The King Of Queens "
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I'm actually quoting my all-time favorite single post.


Re: GAZZA?? - When Will RS.com Start and Finish Making Calls to the Contest Winners??
Posted by: cirrhosis (IP Logged)
Date: October 26, 2006 04:07PM

Gazza, my penis has taken to wearing a cowboy hat and insisting that everyone refer to him as "D.B. Cooper". It's ridiculous yet charming, but I am also afraid that it may be causing too much friction in my love life.

Should I take matters into my own hands and simply force the hat off? Or would it be premature of me, in that I might be risking my share of the loot?

his name is "Dick".


IORR............but I like it!

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his name is "Dick".


Your wife has probably been bugging you to get rid of that little cowboy hat and rat for ages, and you kept saying, but someday, I'll NEED them.

Well today is the day!

Police have today named the man arrested at Glasgow Airport after setting himself on fire as Singe Majeep

Well, I have Irish ancestry, so this will be OK:

Two Irishmen sitting at a bar, drinking, haven't said anything to each other for about an hour. One turns to the other and says, "So, where are you from, my friend?"

Other guys says "Dublin."

First guy says, "Dublin?! I'M from Dublin! Bartender! Another Guinness for my friend here from Dublin!"

A few minutes later he asks "Where did you go to school there in Dublin?"

Second guy replies, "St. Mary's."

First guy says, "St. MARY'S?! I went to St. Mary's, too! Bartender! Another Guinness for my friend here from St. Mary's!"

Several minutes later, he asks, "And, when did you graduate?"

Second guy answers, "1972."

"1972?! BLESS ME, I graduated in 1972 myself! We were classmates, you and I! Bartender! Another Guinness for my friend here from the class of 1972!"

After another pause, the first guy asks, "so, where did you live in Dublin?"

Second guy says, "Morningside Lane."

"You got to be KIDDING me!!! I lived on Morningside Lane, TOO! We must have been mates when we were younger! BARTENDER! Another Guinness for my friend here from Morningside Lane!"

At the end of the bar is another customer who has been listening to this conversation, motions the bartender over, and asks, "hey, what's THAT all about?"

The bartender answers:

"Oh, it's just the O'Hara twins, they're drunk again."

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